Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Collections Agent]

Taken from metokur's tweet.

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This legit feels like it's out of an early 2000s Jim Carey comedy

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

So it looks like Keffal's buddy, Fembub, wasn't too keen on being found out because he made this tweet today.


https://twitter.com/Fembub/status/1564935753288777728?s=20&t=-k6AWU8QzgConc0p2oaQag (Archive)

Sure would suck if all his statuses were archived:
https://web.archive.org/web/2022*/https://twitter.com/Fembub/status/*

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

So I was looking at some tweets about Lucas, and I happened to stumble across one obscure individual.

Robofuryman, huh? I wonder what would happen if we tried searching that name.

oh, a DeviantArt? let's take a look!

Spoiler: ISLAMIC CONTENT

this was in his favorites


and here's his work of art, Tulsi Gabbard TG

Mark hated politicians; although he had some strong opinions, it seemed everywhere he went, there was a new face, with the same old rhetoric, asking for contributions to the "revolution". He was tired of seeing multi-million dollar campaign ads for corporate sellouts he knew would be better spent actually contributing to society. If someone can't get support without shoving their face and name down your throats, then do they even have your best interests? If we live in such an age that someone's policies can be laid out clearly at the click of a button online, then why are people so stupid as to fall for this crap EVERY TIME?

The first thing he sees when he turns on the TV, are MSNPC's propping up their little puppets and shitting on the populists; from the Progressives, to the Green Party and Libertarians. Yet whenever he went on social media, all he could see was people commenting #YangGang and #Tulsi2020 on everything from YouTube to Twitter and Facebook. Even Conservatives were openly supporting them for their hard-line stances on free speech, anti-censorship and anti-war. People who were even remotely educated on the facts withdrew almost all support for the default D or R in their party.

Mark decided he wanted to personally get involved, and so he volunteered for Tulsi Gabbard's campaign in the neighborhood; knocking on doors, making phone calls, handing out flyers, and he had the merch to represent.

One day while Mark was out volunteering with some locals, he received a call from Tulsi's campaign manager. She recently came into town to give a speech and wanted to meet with them afterwards backstage. Mark couldn't hardly contain his excitement. Here was a 24 year old man who was exceptionally popular, tall, handsome, confident, and well spoken, was completely humbled by such a selfless populist leader like Tulsi; against all odds, using her sweet but strong words to protect us from war like America's mom.

"Aloha my friends, it's so nice to finally meet all of you" she said as Mark felt his heart leap out of his chest. "As a soldier, and native citizen of Hawaiʻi, I know more than anyone the cost of war, and effect these senseless regime changes have on a society, it's thanks to people like you that we can come together as a community to focus on making life great for us here at home."

So they chatted for a bit; took some pictures, snaps, stories, etc. except Mark; he was all involved in the experience, the laughs and the conversation that before he knew it, it was already evening.

Everyone else has gone home but Tulsi still had some things on her mind regarding the campaign, and she realized that Mark was the one that could help her. She took him to a secluded rooftop bar, the kind you see in corny romantic comedies, with the starry skies, candle on the table, and you just drink champagne. Mark wouldn't have been interested anyway and he knew this couldn't have been a romantic encounter because she was married and a decade older than him. This was something else.

She began, "Since I was a young lady in Hawai'i, dancing around beach bonfires with the locals barefoot, and drinking until all our worries were but a faint memory, and I thought 'how could I live with myself, if I didn't put forth the effort to give people the chance to live this kind of experience?' the most euphoric, wholesome, nature-bound moments with my future lifelong friends and husband, all captured in a single moment. That is why I will protect our people from war at any cost, because they deserve a chance, if just once in their life, to be completely at peace with the world."

She continues, "You though, you have such a way with words, I know I would miss out on the opportunity that might define the fate of my campaign if I didn't ask you to become my adviser. Just stick around, help with talking points and wording to use against my opponents. Be my second hand man."

Mark was completely struck. He maybe, expected to be asked to work directly for her campaign or something, as a speaker for the media, but never something like this. After he pulled himself together, he calmly looked at her and said, "I'll do it".

A soft smile emerged from her face. She reached in her purse and pulled out a homemade Hawaiian garland and asked him to wear it for a picture. It seemed odd but he assumed it was in good faith and put it on. Tulsi instead just got out of her chair, and just walked a short distance away between where her bodyguards were standing, and just smiled.

As he started to question why she was acting weird, he noticed a fuzzy feeling cover his hands, as they started to darken. "WTF?" He shouted, as they became a light brown, and moved up his arms, to his shoulders and finally his whole body, looking about 2 skin tones darker than his normal self. "What did you do to me!?" he demanded as she grinned and responded, "Oh you poor, naive little boy. I never had a 'supreme euphoric moment at beach bonfires with my future husband. We met on Tinder and he's actually been a rather pain in the ass. I also didn't want to do this campaign to begin with but my family insisted because they thought my 'motherly complexion' would win over the people. Well it's been nothing but a pain in my Hawai'ass".

Mark started to respond again, "You're a monster! I can't believe someone with such a sweet demeanor as you coul.. AHH!" He groaned and squealed as he tried to take off the garland, yet it seemed to be held to his chest by some kind of supernatural force.

First his hands began to restructure, as he held them out and watched them shrink before his eyes. "NO!" he cried as he watched the hair fall off, and become soft round palms and stubby fingers. The feelings went up his arms as they lost most of his muscle mass, and leaving his with two short, soft, dark hairless arms protruding from the rest of his bulky frame. Suddenly he yelped as his shoulders cracked inward, and as he threw his head back from the pain, slick black hair shot out from the top of his head, cascaded down his shoulders and then curled itself. He then began to shrink, as every other bone in his body seemed to shorten and reshape at once. Mark extended his arms and hands downward at a 45 degree angle, as he arched his back, eyes facing the sky, screaming as he wen't from 6'2 to 6' finally to 5'8. Mark looked like he was wearing clothes 5X too large. He took his shoes off to realize that his feet were now 6 sizes too small, soft and hairless. Mark felt one last rush as his hips began to widen inside his baggy clothes, his stomach flatten, his chest slowly protrude outward and soften into two lovely breasts, his Adam's apple disappear. His face started to tingle as it softened, rounded out and reshaped to become identical to Tulsi's. As he spoke, his voice raised half an octave and turned into that sweet, motherly tone he once admired. He tried to hold onto his manhood as it began retreating inside; 8", 5", 2", gone. Now she, reached into her baggy pants and felt that nothing but a smooth, deep slit, as she moaned. Her skin finally began so soften as the remainder of her bulky muscle seceded. She could now feel her inside organs changing to complete the transformation.

"How could you do this to me!? How could yo.".. "Shut your mouth" Tulsi responded snarkily as she knew she was the one who was going to be making the demands". She continues, "You are going to be me from now on, and don't worry, you already dropped out of the race, so you can get back to your husband."

"Mark"'s heart dropped to the bottom of her new chest. She knew that could only mean one thing; she was about to turn into her mentally as well.

Tulsi reached into a suitcase and pulled out a set of clothes, makeup kit & earrings she had been planning to wear for dinner with her husband that night. "Put it on" she demands as her bodyguards step forward threateningly. Mark does as she's told, and then Tulsi goes on demanding that he toss over her old male clothes, ID and keys. Mark understands why she wouldn't want her to go around as a double with her old ID's & such, but she's absolutely struck with Tulsi begins putting on his old clothes and another rosary around her neck. She transforms into the old Mark right before her eyes and continues, "You were a 24 year old, European model looking scholar. You had invitations to 3 Ivy league schools, you were 6'2, in shape, and popular. It's a shame, though not for me, I didn't even realized I liked women until after I was married, and now I might get to live the fairy tale life I was describing earlier, for real this time. So I'm sorry, but also thank you." Tulsi then walked away, never to be seen again.

Mark stood there alone, on top of a rooftop in the body of an old Presidential candidate, in a short, red dress, black skirt, toe-less high heeled shoes, and soft polished nails, plump red lips, with striking gold earrings. She could feel the cold wind rushing through her dress, as a tear rolled down her cheek. Suddenly, she bent over, grabbing her head in pain, as memories seemed to be disappearing one by one, only not all the memories they were being replaced with were authentic; some were of those described in her fantasy, with no recollection of any of the events from the campaign. Mark whimpered one final soft sound with his own mind intact, as it disappeared from her head forever. Tulsi wondered what she was doing on some strange rooftop in the cold, but all she knew she needed to get back to her husband.

Lol. Lmao.

Scott Johnson, huh?

Bingo.

Scott Jacob Johnson
Age 29

201 W Campbell St #A
Frankfort, KY 40601

robofuryman@gmail.com

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his creepy Tulsi Gabbard story

this is my first dox, apologies if it's not perfect. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know. These fucking weirdos deserve no sympathy.

 

[smarty_snoops]

liz fong the ching chong tranny donated 50k to trans life line aka the people who ACTUALLY trigger suicides. Would not doubt if he and his colleagues at the "hottest cloud computing startup" donated to keffals too.

 

[Louie G]

signed by a productive member of society

 

[Ersatz]

IT'S NEVER ERVER

 

[Bogliacci]

"He's so desperate he put me on the front page!" "He's so scared he doesn't have me on the front page!" "He's so terrified he's talking about me on his stream!" "HA! He's completely melting down because he didn't mention me today!"

Pathetic.

Tsundere Lucas getting worried that Senpai Jersh did not mention him?

 

[Jack Awful]

It doesn't though. Marx outlines that everyone will be able to do the work they want to do. So a tailor isn't forced to do factory mechanics just so he can feed himself.

It's an outdated view now obviously, but back in Victorian times being forced to do shitty and lethal factory jobs just to have bread at the end of day was a pressing issue.

This view has been largely coopted by the crowd that puts the last step of Maslow's pyramid above everything else, people that think reading tarot and playing DnD is an actual occupation.

Anyway enough off topic. Fuck you Lucas keep running across the continent, you're not welcome anywhere here either.

Modern communism does, at least.
Like that thread where people are asked what their job on a commune would be and 99% said "teacher" while the one guy that said "hard labor" was laughed at and called a larper.

 

[defbloat]

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signed by a productive member of society

Admitting that the Kiwifarms is powerless in the real world kinda invalidates your entire campaign here bro

 

[yydszmiteg1]

Looks like Lucas and all 16 of his bots are moving in to the reddit now. Little late lucas. What are you gonna plan there your topless PJ party(Under 16's only no parents allowed)

keffals #DropKiwifarms on Twitter: "@RealGaySophie @NeverHaram no he'…

archived 31 Aug 2022 12:58:23 UTC

archive.ph

 

[SPEEDPUNCH]

I asked myself the same thing. Didn't the cops took some hard drives or something like that with them?
What are the chances that Keffals had some CP or some other shady shit on there and thus fled to Ireland to escape prosecution?

I'm a bit sceptical of this. I wouldn't be shocked at all, but it just seems too good and hilarious to be true. Can such a thing really happen? Yes but I would die from laughter.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Keffals is gonna be even stricter about the mentioning of Kiwifarms in his groomercord.

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What is the point of having KF banned in the discord just to talk about it on reddit, which is even more public? And why talk about it constantly on your twitter and streams and then ban the topic in the discord?

 

[Kyuss]

I'm a bit sceptical of this.

I wouldn't be, a person who unironically gets off on "breaking eggs" having pictures of some form.
If memory serves didn't Lucas help transition some children.
Would it be that weird if Lucas wanted to "see the progress".
Breaking numerous international, country, and regional/state laws.

 

[yydszmiteg1]

What is the point of having KF banned in the discord just to talk about it in reddit, which is even more public? And why talk about it constantly on your twitter and streams and then ban the topic in the discord?

I think discord is where most of the minors are being groomed. Remember that you have to keep nascent grooming victims like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark and feed them shit.

 

[SPEEDPUNCH]

I wouldn't be, a person who unironically gets off on "breaking eggs" having pictures of some form.
If memory serves didn't Lucas help transition some children.
Would it be that weird if Lucas wanted to "see the progress".
Breaking numerous international, country, and regional/state laws.

Not that sceptical of them having some sick shit on their PC, just sceptical of anything legal coming from it. Maybe cynical is the better term.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I think discord is where most of the minors are being groomed. Remember that you have to keep nascent grooming victims like mushrooms. Keep them in the dark and feed them shit.

But he's inviting members of the discord to get active on the reddit

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Lucas has no power in the real world:

- got doxed
- got """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""swatted""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
- got doxed again (cat)
- got doxed again (fast food)
- fleed the country just to get doxed again
- couldn't take down the Farms longer than a weekend when others have caused longer downtimes before
- autosearch on Twitter suggests "Keffals racist" now
- got his hashtag outnumbered by fake news around Chris Chan
- made Kiwifarms getting more attention than usual
- still can't get more than ~1000 views on his shitty streams
- Cloudflare ignores his e-mail campaign
- launched a broken website that noone cares aboaut

It is simple math. Lucas aint hitting as hard as he wants people to think. The circle jerking that his deluded followers have is waning because they simply cannot admit, that KF is still here in all its glory.

 

[Louie G]

I rarely do text posts and I might regret that one but after recent tweets I just can't take this anymore so... here I go.
The thing that really angers me about Lucas is that he's such an entitled brat. Thousands of people log onto this fucking site every day in humble hope that this might be finally a day that Nuru-senpai will notice them. Some have spent years here pretending to care about random fat people when the only fat person they really care about is our dear Feeder...
And then here comes this one Lucas guy and out of nowhere decides to skip the line and demands all of the Null's attention. The fucking audacity. You've had a dedicated stream about you, what else do you want? A private visit? A hug?? lil' smooch??? BITCH ME TOOOOOOOO

 

[Troll Patrol]

Probably late but I give 10 to 1 odds that Keffels paid this guy to do a gay op:

Funny af if real though.

 

[Character from a movie]

I'm a bit sceptical of this. I wouldn't be shocked at all, but it just seems too good and hilarious to be true. Can such a thing really happen? Yes but I would die from laughter.

I assume the police archived the case as soon as Lucas left the building with his computer, meaning that they aren't looking into the copy of the hard drive looking for suspicious stuff.
But I also hope there's some incident where Lucas gets arrested for cp possession. It would be the cherry of the cake.