Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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There going after Conventions now ?
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According to Ireland's rules for tourists:

>Ireland tourist visa is not required for citizens of Canada for a stay up to 90 days.

He arrived around 4 days ago. that gives him until the end of November. Like the 25th/26th at maximum.

After that, he has to move on to another country or go home and face whatever charges the Canadian police likely have for him after seeing his hard drive.

Keffals is in Northern Ireland, which is a part of the United Kingdom, not the Republic of Ireland. So according to what I've read he could stay there for a full six months without needing to apply for a visa.

>normally a Canadian visitor will be granted up to 6 months leave to remain as a visitor on entry

And for the benefit of the Amerimutts:

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I'm not sure how much you know or not, but let's do a little refresher for everyone in general:
  • Around the start of August, someone impersonated Lucas and emailed multiple Canadian politicians in his area death threats
  • Police took notice and did some investigating. They called his mom for a wellness check & politely knocked at Lucas' door, showing him the threat and asking to take a look at his computer to make sure it wasn't him. He accepted and let them in, they took his harddrives, labeled them with his previous last name (not his first name, his nongendered last name).
  • Keffals prepares a press release and gets a laptop to tweet & stream with in addition to his phone.
  • Two days later, Keffals says "ON AUGUST 5TH I WOKE UP WITH A GUN POINTED AT MY FACE & WAS SWATTED". He later said in a news article he walked into his hallway and suddenly there was an officer with an assault rifle pointed at him. Anyway, this begins his grift, his press release containing his version of what happened, the warrant, and his thoughts on who did it - the dang dirty kiwis.
  • He makes a video with a green screen background saying that Joshua Moon is bad and should feel bad. Memes are made.
  • Anyway, the gofundme begins. He wants 30,000k Canuck bucks to sue the cops and relocate for he doesn't feel safe anymore. As the gofundme gets donated to super fast, the goal starts crawling up whenever it reaches 5,000 away from it's target. 35k, 40k, 45k.... all the way to 90k.
  • He finally gets his computer back after 2-3 days. Images of him walking out of the building while his mom pushes the cart the computer it's on are hilarious. He does several local news interviews and fake cries on camera.
  • Time to launch #dropkiwifarms. Thw trans community is in an uproar on kiwi farms already and the terminally online with large followings hop on since they have threads here. Lots of cow crossover from people in and out of the political sphere supporting him, from Ralph to Brianna Wu (claiming gamergate 2.0 OF COURSE).
  • Keffals spends a few days in a fancy hotel until he is doxed by his own bedsheets (easy to compare in hotels), then moves to an air bnb (which was then doxed by bedsheets again when his ubereats legitimately got hacked), then fled to Ireland (to visit a friend but dressed up as protection). This happened over a week.

Adding: Lucas did the "things escalated" video where he told that an old man in Ontario (I think; please correct me if wrong) Toronto got actually swatted because there has been an outdated dox going around. The cops called Lucas bc he an the old man shared the same family name (I think; please correct me if wrong). Lucas got warned several days prior to his visit from the cops. He admitted that in a video. Basically he knew that something could happen.

In my books that is a very important detail bc it blasts the surprise aspect of the so-called-swatting even more than just giving different accounts on how the so-called-swatting happened.
It's also important bc it shows that he could have informed his local cop HQ about the call. He could have told them what happend and something could happen. Oviously he didn't. But he could have taken action to prevent the so-called-swatting.

  • Site starts getting DDoSed. Happens every year like clockwork, but the raging tardbucks of 2000 troons attack the site so hard it fucking slows down other customers on clouldflare (if I recall correctly) and Cloudflare yells "Shut it down!" This has troons cheering for a whole weekend.
  • Keffals gets really big for his britches, calling for people to harrass null's mom in retaliation for doxing his mom and threatens to dox and email every single farmer's friends and employers that they use this site (lol). Even his more reasonable trans followers get confused and tell him to calm down, he does not.
  • We're back: an autism story happens on Monday. The new Gender Crit board is created, nothing was lost, and now they have to switch from seethe to cope mode.
  • Keffals had an interview with vice on Monday apparently, then left Ireland for a different stop on his world tour and launched a shitty website. It was hyped up as the next phase to kill us, that it would REALLY destroy us, but uh, you know, it's just a website.
  • You are here.

Overall good timeline, important post.
 
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Wow, someone was laying it on thick on the parody accounts, weren't they?

It's his account:
View page source of one of the archived pages, search for SorrentiThott and you'll see that the twitter user id is 1034817043529445381
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Twitter user id 1034817043529445381 is currently used by paniniposts.
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fyi - You can change your twitter username as long as it's not in use or was in use by a suspended account. Your twitter user id never changes for an account.
You can check it out here: https://tweeterid.com/

Edit - UserId 1034817043529445381 was created in August 2018 and had following user names (probably a few more)
ClaraAloevera
ClaraSorrenti
HOXHALIVES
Keffals
paniniposts
SorrentiThott
 
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Bragging about getting something to trend on twitter for days really doesn't hold a lot of weight when a few people fucking around on the internet can get #Detransitionkeffals trending. The people doing that are just having fun on the internet, there's no blood, sweat or tears going into that. Just some people goofing around and managing to fuck with website that is supposed to be worth billions of dollars.

It might just be wishful thinking on my part but it really looks like twitter is finally dying. Consistently having lolcow themed news trend can't be a good sign. If that's the case then that blue check is worthless, lol.
 
I'll validate you, because with how little we know about who's responsible for calling it in, it's incredibly likely that a slighted cat boy (of Nick's) saw a crime of opportunity and took it. It's almost a perfect crime when you consider the timing.
Anyone notice no one is talking about this except Lucas? I don't count the Press, but you would think with Green getting the "swat" more would be said. Politico published the address the caller gave, it came back to Ethan Ralph. The calls were not that impressive although the woman calling from the VA Helpline suspected a "swatting prank" right of the bat. Odd.
 
Site starts getting DDoSed. Happens every year like clockwork, but the raging tardbucks of 2000 troons attack the site so hard it fucking slows down other customers on clouldflare (if I recall correctly) and Cloudflare yells "Shut it down!" This has troons cheering for a whole weekend.
No, Cloudflare had nothing to do with that. Cloudflare doesn't host the site. An actual connectivity provider blackholed the ASN the Farms is on (using BGP?), leaving it with no usable route to the Internet, something Null hadn't planned on and was non-trivial to work around. He probably won't make that particular mistake again.
 
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Troon Lawyer went ahead and dropped the act, claiming that CloudFlare owner is bad because “white and super rich” and explaining how they apparently support terrorist.
ffs, this script is always the same: "Help us uwu. We're marginalized and our very lives are in danger! You're our only hope at eradicating the threat! Oh, you don't want to help? YOU FUCKING CIS MYSOGYNISTIC TRANSPHOBE WHITE PRIVILEGED CHUD SCUM!?!?!! YOU ARE JUST AS EVIL AS * insert current "threat" here * AND COAST OFF SYSTEMIC BENEFITS AFFORDED YOU BY YOUR SKIN COLOR! F U C K Y O U!!11!!!1!"

It's all so tiresome.
 
Mister Liz fong ching chong jones is taking the news well:story:
Ying-Yong Jones said:
Hey croudfrare are you paying foru a private security guard foru keffars given the recent attempt on his rife directry caused by one of the sites you proudry supporto???
Chink babble disregarded.
 
No, Cloudflare had nothing to do with that. Cloudflare doesn't host the site. An actual connectivity provider blackholed the ASN the Farms is on (using BGP?), leaving it with no usable route to the Internet, something Null hadn't planned on and was non-trivial to work around. He probably won't make that particular mistake again.
Can you simplify this for us less savvy?
 
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