Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
My favorite Bob/Chris story was one where Chris was complaining to one of his fake girlfriends about being stressed out and mortified because Bob was driving him somewhere and started talking about Chris's future, and Chris, not giving two shits, decided to ignore Bob by playing on his phone (and most likely making stupid noises), and Bob, fed up, told Chris, "Fuck you" and flipped him off. This really hurt Chris and caused all kinds of bad feelings.
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I'm imagining this scenario and having a laugh.
 
I genuinely felt sorry for him after his father passed. I feel like after that it he just spiraled mentally into what he is now. Doesn't make it any the less funnier, but it's tragic and sometimes can be hard to laugh at the situation at times. At the end of the day he put himself in this mess, it's not any of the trolls faults or this board. He had every opportunity to "cut down the damn internet" and he didn't take it.

Part of me kinda wishes he could've shaped up just enough to "adopt" the persona of classic Chris, and utilized that persona to make him money. It absolutely would've worked if he had opened up a youtube channel and just sperged out. That alone would've got him lots of positive attention, and would've bailed him out of these financial situations. Although Chris being Chris he would've just spent it on toys instead of the stuff that mattered.
 
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Kronax said:
I genuinely felt sorry for him after his father passed. I feel like after that it he just spiraled mentally into what he is now. Doesn't make it any the less funnier, but it's tragic and sometimes can be hard to laugh at the situation at times. At the end of the day he put himself in this mess, it's not any of the trolls faults or this board. He had every opportunity to "cut down the damn internet" and he didn't take it.

Part of me kinda wishes he could've shaped up just enough to "adopt" the persona of classic Chris, and utilized that persona to make him money. It absolutely would've worked if he had opened up a youtube channel and just sperged out. That alone would've got him lots of positive attention, and would've bailed him out of these financial situations. Although Chris being Chris he would've just spent it on toys instead of the stuff that mattered.
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Even if he cut down the internet he still would have become an autistic manchild totally divorced from reality, and he probably still would have trooned out with how prolific troons have become. I agree it would have been awesome if Chris adopted his classic persona instead of becoming a weird gross tranny, but he doesn't have the mental or social capacity to understand what people liked about his old content.

He probably would have fucked barb anyways imo (the red flags were there years ago) but I guess it wouldn't have been an international news story that people gawked at for entertainment
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
Even if he cut down the internet he still would have become an autistic manchild totally divorced from reality, and he probably still would have trooned out with how prolific troons have become. I agree it would have been awesome if Chris adopted his classic persona instead of becoming a weird gross tranny, but he doesn't have to mental or social capacity to understand what people liked about his old content.

He probably would have fucked barb anyways imo (the red flags were there years ago)
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Yeah you right. Chris at the most fundamental level cannot be changed. I don't think there's any amount of force on this Earth that can make him see reality. Like he was in the mental hospital for how long again earlier this year? He still believes he's Jesus Christ for fucks sake. Did they try and do anything with him?
 
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Kronax said:
Like he was in the mental hospital for how long again earlier this year? He still believes he's Jesus Christ for fucks sake. Did they try and do anything with him?
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They probably just gave him a cocktail of drugs and shoved him in a padded cell so they could get on with their day, this is prison Healthcare in America so they give zero fucks
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Bob, fed up, told Chris, "Fuck you" and flipped him off. This really hurt Chris and caused all kinds of bad feelings.
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I read years ago that Bob flipped Chris off but I didn't remember when. Thank you for reminding me. I guess Chris was expecting a pat on the back or something, but what do you expect? Bob was trying to have a heart to heart with Chris, and in return, Chris distracts himself. I don't doubt Chris was hurt by this, but rather than answering Bob with "thanks for the advice", he ended up getting closer to Barb because I guess to Chris, his mom would never do that to him (which is odd because Chris accepted her manipulations until he just realized them in his jail letters ). I don't doubt Bob was so mad at Chris that he didn't call his son a dumb reetard at one point, but did call him a fag towards the end of his life. That was their relationship in a nutshell.
 
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Ophelia said:
Chris chose to do that. Blue gave him at least one other option.
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I want to agree with that, but you can convince an autistic person to do a lot of weird shit, especially when you pretend to be the woman of his dreams and promise a reward for it (maybe not directly, but being in a fake relationship made him think if he does any type of favour, he will get them back). Chris was incredibly vulnerable back then, I really wouldn't say he "chose" to do that.

Does that make it any better, though? Nah.
 
Inertia said:
I want to agree with that, but you can convince an autistic person to do a lot of weird shit, especially when you pretend to be the woman of his dreams and promise a reward for it (maybe not directly, but being in a fake relationship made him think if he does any type of favour, he will get them back). Chris was incredibly vulnerable back then, I really wouldn't say he "chose" to do that.

Does that make it any better, though? Nah.
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This is the same saga in which Bluespike convinced Chris to take a cross country roadtrip to rescue Julay. Now Chris had the tard luck of coming back safe, and it caused worry with his parents. The argument can be made that at this point, this was another catfish scheme and Chris should've known better. But he went along with it. Even after this saga, the trolls played the same game with Chris, and he choses to go along with because I think: 1. he doesn't have anything else to do; 2. Chris wants to play along with the trolls because they're the only 'friends' Chris has ever known. Unfortunately, he never grew out of his childlike mentalities, so every saga was like one big playdate for him.
 
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The key to Chris is playing into his fantasies. Bluespike did it and the Idea Guys perfected it. Even if you’re larping that something awful is happening in his pretend world, at least someone else is feeding his fantasies back to him. In his mind, that’s better than it not existing at all.

In a sense I feel sorry for him because that’s a terrible way to live, but Chris is not being forced to live that way. He makes the choice over and over again. Autism isn’t an excuse, nor is stupidity. People dumber and more autistic than Chris don’t behave the way he does.
 
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I used to feel bad about all the assholes who only got close to him in an attempt to severely hurt him and felt angry at the people who tricked him and took advantage of his situation. Needless cruelty will never cease to boil my blood. However since he's now a rapist my sympathy is gone for the most part.
 
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I feel bad for Bob the most. He wanted a happy marriage and a son to mold as a responsible adult, but Barb hindered every step of the way.

Chris' father dying was a mercy death IMO. Now he's away from all that madness. However, Chris is mentally gone now. The Idea Guys was the final nail in the coffin before ... you know.
 
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The Last Stand said:
I feel bad for Bob the most. He wanted a happy marriage and a son to mold as a responsible adult, but Barb hindered every step of the way.

Chris' father dying was a mercy death IMO. Now he's away from all that madness. However, Chris is mentally gone now. The Idea Guys was the final nail in the coffin before ... you know.
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Chris growing out his hair and becoming a tomgirl is something that Bob couldn't adjust to. I doubt Chris when he said Bob accepted him in the end. Chris was losing it at that point, but Bob was already fading away, and he couldn't get to Chris like he used to. Then again, Chris was always a disrespectful ass towards his dad, and no matter how much he tried, Bob couldn't get through Chris' thick skull to act right. I'm surprised Bob didn't kick him out the house for all the times Chris fucked up and amounted to nothing.
 
Thirteenfifty said:
They probably just gave him a cocktail of drugs and shoved him in a padded cell so they could get on with their day, this is prison Healthcare in America so they give zero fucks
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This to a T. The american prison system is designed solely to punish, there's very little attempt at rehabilitation.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
And lose their tardbux atm machine? I think that was always a threat they'd use, but they would never have done it because that would be losing over a grand of free money.
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With that being the case, I thought Borb would charge more from Chris with rent/expenses. That way, they get most of his money and Chris wouldn't spend the rest, forcing him to save.
 
Only because it's been brought up like 80% of this thread, but I still have a hard time believing Chris actually shoved anything up his ass. It's been 12+ years since I heard the incident and I always felt like be was "acting", and if he was, I doubt anything got shoved up his ass and it was more just him pushing it up against the folds of his ass.
 
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I used to feel very sorry/sad for chris in general because I'm a bleeding heart at core. Just seeing someone be mocked at their lowest points was horrible. But he brought so much of it on himself so it was hard to feel that way consistently. I think at his core he's a very sad creature. Bob dying was pretty bad.

But then he raped his geriatric mom and now I have zero sympathy for him.
 
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