I'd say "I can't wait for Keffals to pull a Near and fake his suicide."
The issue is, if you couldn't tell by how fast this thread goes, how much he tweets, and how much he puts shit out to get attention to the point that if he's losing any debate, he'll say that he's "always wanted to ratio" someone only for that to be what he's good for? He can't. He's too attached to the internet, literally glued to his screens. He got a phone and laptop backup as soon as his other devices got taken away during the police investigation, for God's sake. I genuinely don't think Keffals could go one week without twitter, let alone a day. This isn't your every day terminally online person. This is no longer an addiction. It's their life and they will die without being able to see the little numbers on their posts go up.