Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Zombie Dealership]

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Beautiul.

The artist really nailed the essence of Keffals there.
-Can't be confused for a woman
-Resting Bitch Face
-Wielding a dildo freshly pulled from his axe wound
-Leading a legion of soulless bots

I'm impressed.

 

[MoonMan681027]

I wonder if he will try to somehow ratio this thread when he sees it.

She probably wishes she could get ratio’d by some big black cock

They said they wouldn't go private and they love the attention so I'm not concerned about featuring this.

Here's your homework assignment to keep the thread fresh:

Go to Twitter and pull up one of the two accounts. Type in from:Keffals or from:secretkeffals and then a random word. Try to find entertaining tweets. They've posted thousands upon thousands of tweets, surely there's something funny everyone can find with the right term.

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While doing archives I noticed someone had decided to archive this tweet of where they posted their ass. If you're not logged in, just imagine the world's most filtered ass. like a normal man's ass, but sandblasted until it's just two beige gradient spheres.

Spoiler

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

holy fuck, I got confused there for a second and couldn’t decipher whether that was their face.

 

[Donbasstard]

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The FBI and doge fuckin killed me.

 

[GhaeicSD]

The artist really nailed the essence of Keffals there.
-Can't be confused for a woman
-Resting Bitch Face
-Wielding a dildo freshly pulled from his axe wound
-Leading a legion of soulless bots

I'm impressed.

My favorite parts took like 4 looks to find, whoever made this is a genius.

 

[WonderWino]

The longer this crusade of his against kf goes on the more he's starting to remind me of this:

Just replace beta with lucas and the zombies with groomed minors and troons and have them chanting this is the end! this is the end of kiwifarms! and have them marching on cloudflare HQ

Same level of mental illness, same mentality, same inferiority complex, same pathological obsession with destroying enemies and very likely the same smell coming out of their collective stinkditches

 

[AltisticRight]

The artist really nailed the essence of Keffals there.
-Can't be confused for a woman
-Resting Bitch Face
-Wielding a dildo freshly pulled from his axe wound
-Leading a legion of soulless bots

I'm impressed.

Even a certain rage pig made an appearance to defend his qween.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Even a certain rage pig made an appearance to defend his qween.

My only complaint is that he's not nearly as wide as he should be but no one wants to spend five hours drawing gunt creases so it's forgivable.

 

[Big_Neckbeardo]

bro pls, I know the thread is a dumpster fire, but archive. Even trivial shit like this, instead of dropping a raw twatter link. Especially because this is a funny post.
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Sorry i will do that next time

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Lucas, they are coming for you
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I am not sure if Keffals should joke about this. While we are just posting words in the internet the ISIS fuckers actually and literally fucking kill people. We may hurt feelings but these guys crucify people.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Cloudflare admits wrong in deplatforming 8chan and The Daily Stormer in response to Keffals / Kiwi Farms debacle - Niche Gamer

Internet CDN and security company Cloudflare has admitted they were wrong to deplatform sites like 8chan and The Daily Stormer – a stance revealed in light of the latest drama around a livestreamer. If you follow internet drama – specifically on Twitter – you probably heard about the latest...

nichegamer.com

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Edit for non-link clickers: Cloudflare says they never should have terminated services for 8chan and Daily Stormer because they shouldn't pull a utility service for a site just because people don't like it.

It's hilarious how Lucas brings up 8chan to show that Cloudflare has dropped sites in the past because of their content without realizing that in the statement he was responding to they just said they should not have done that.

Like, nigga pay fucking attention.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Shariah law is the logical conclusion of social justice. Trannies don’t know what they’re doing when they tolerate Muslims.

 

[Jacky Jennings]

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Marvelous, this is a mood with Tannhäuser Overture playing.

 

[DaTemplar]

It's hilarious how Lucas brings up 8chan to show that Cloudflare has dropped sites in the past because of their content without realizing that in the statement he was responding to they just said they should not have done that.

Like, nigga pay fucking attention.

Paying attention doesn't get you those sweet, sweet ratios like reactionary screeching does

 

[Vi0l3t]

https://twitter.com/MissingNone/status/1565154575631503362

Lol

Lol love how jk rowling is with the farms

 

[AltisticRight]

My only complaint is that he's not nearly as wide as he should be but no one wants to spend five hours drawing gunt creases so it's forgivable.

He's also way too tall, like 15 inches too tall.

 

[DaTemplar]

"I suspect all of us who are public figures have private information posted there."
It's not private if its publicly available. What don't they get about this?

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[Doji]

Shariah law is the logical conclusion of social justice. Trannies don’t know what they’re doing when they tolerate Muslims.

They don't know what they're doing when they romanticize communism either.



Bitch, all of them would kill you, exile you or lock you up. How delusional do you have to be? Maybe delusional enough to chop off your dick.

 

[mrgou]

"I suspect all of us who are public figures have private information posted there."
It's not private if its publicly available. What don't they get about this?

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Blue checkmarks go crazy when they discover there is internet outside their social media bubble and that they have no control over it.

 

[Markass the Worst]

"I suspect all of us who are public figures have private information posted there."
It's not private if its publicly available. What don't they get about this?

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Amy Siskind has only been mentioned on the farms a couple of times, barely two pages of search results and she doesn't even have a thread. What the fuck is her beef?

 

[mrgou]

Amy Siskind has only been mentioned on the farms a couple of times, barely two pages of search results and she doesn't even have a thread. What the fuck is her beef?

A this point its like a badge of honor of victimhood having a thread here, the troon Liz didn't even have one and she was writing that she did.