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Those aren't even "cankles", dumbfuck. They're ANKLE BALLS. At least get the terminology right Stinkbag, sheesh.
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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Those aren't even "cankles", dumbfuck. They're ANKLE BALLS. At least get the terminology right Stinkbag, sheesh.
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As if Amber wouldn't be the first person to body shame the obese if she were able to magically lose all her weight. All those emojis and passive aggressive comments can't hide how big mad you are over being a humongous immobile stink monster.
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A person Amber's size should be ashamed of themselves. A person Amber's size should be incredibly ashamed that they ruined their health and body for life to eat hot cheetos and rice. It's a societal responsibility to reinforce this.
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Bish "Cankle" was a compliment. You have Thankles™ . theres no telling where you thighs stop and your ankles begin. Your laaygs are just piles of fluid and fat in a casing from your waste to your cuffed feet.
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I think there’s no way Amber would file a lawsuit, she’s way too stupid and too lazy for that. I don’t even think Jade would urge her to do so either. If she’s not completely retarded, which it doesn’t seem like she is, she’ll know that there’s no way Amber would win. Plus I’m sure the last thing she wants is to be involved in another failed legal battle.
Ah yes, a 31 year old woman vagueposting shade then deleting like a fucking middle schooler on Facebook. Who is she talking about, anyway?
Ah yes, a 31 year old woman vagueposting shade then deleting like a fucking middle schooler on Facebook. Who is she talking about, anyway?
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You don't make progress by standing on the sidelines, whimpering and complaining. You make progress by implementing ideas. -- Shirley Chisholm
I guess we know where that leaves Hamber. -- Me
I wonder how many days it's been since she showered. Or does her MG,W, bring her a bucket, a la 2019 Becky. Hey, her MG,W, get her up and moving into the tiny yard and hose her down. And especially wash that NASTY, GREASY, GODDAMNED HAIR, FFS. Do the two of you think some shampoo company is going to pop up and use her as an example of how they can get two months of grease out of a poop bun? It will be more like this, most likely:
Her life consists of "nothing" she says, and this life of hers is drastically different than it was two weeks ago. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is an untruth, Hamber. You've been sitting on your ass doing not much of anything for....practically forever. Nothing has changed in your life except where you're planting your shelf ass. Something, I will remind you, you chose to do.
"Today is day twelve of....this nonsense." she says, as she literally throws her hand up in the air as if she's completely powerless to change anything. Then get off your fat ass, you lazy, greasy cunt and do something about it. Take a fucking shower, for starters. The goddamned stench in that place, JFC. I'm wondering if her MG,W, has anosmia.
Gives us proof of life that her current date is August 27, 2022.
Blah blah. Se landed on her left laayyyg, which is bruised. "A lot of people" asking how she managed to hoist her fat ass off the ground. Says she fell where there was a "tiny little hill" aka a slight grade. and she was going toward that, not down.
Oh good, timestamped texts to her MG,W, because you can't generate those on your own. This is where I begin to wonder some things, now that we're on what, the third iteration of her stepping off acurb onto hard concrete or asphalt sidewalk and having her ankle crunch everything in it so badly it was the most traumatic thing ever and dangling off her leg hurt, but walkable. She immediately messages her MG,W, saying she fell, and her MG,W, asks: Where are you?
Why does her MG,W, not know where she is? Supposedly, they were both out walking a circuit they'd walked before, in different directions, meeting up in the middle. Why does Hamber say "on the ground"? Where the fuck else would she be falling if the two of them are taking a walk "together"? This answer makes it sound as if she has to specify she is not in the apartment. Hamber then says they facetimed for a whole nine seconds. Instead of waiting, she heroically gets herself upright and limps back to the apartment.
"The way I described it a little weird. I don't know why I did that." She's talking about the "curb" she said she stepped off in her original bullshit version of this story, versus the sidewalk she waddled off of, in this current, and probably true, version of her bullshit story. As to why she did it: I think I tore ligaments in my eyeballs just now, rolling them so hard. Just another lie; of course you did it to get more sympathy points. I hear that when you level up, you get a never ending box of kleenex in your inventory.
And now we're at the photo that is surely going to be as iconic as the Zapruder film. What's hilarious to me is not that it's just a sidewalk that Hamber tried to make everyone believe was a curb to heighten her dramatic fall, but it's a sidewalk RIGHT NEXT TO an actual curb. Never change, PathologicalLiarLynn.
I'm only surprised there's no crater where she landed. Now she has talked so much that she has talked herself right out of a settlement with the apartment's insurance company: admits she was not paying attention to what she was doing, because as we know, she was talking at the camera in her phone, as usual, and for once, while she was wearing the right KIND of shoes, she was still wearing the WRONG shoes, as they were about half a size too big. So, to recap: 500 pounds and prone to falls, waddling around in half size too big shoes, at night, vlogging. Goodbye, grifter money. I wonder how pissed her MG,W is that she didn't just keep her fucking yap shut.
And then she started answering questions and moaning about how shit is ruined for her by the haydurs, and I made it to the 30 minutes mark when this fat, entitled bitch crashed Chrome. It's a pity, but I am not trying to watch this again almost in its entirety.
Cry harder about all the shit people ruin for you, Fatty. No one cares. Maybe if you did something remotely interesting apart from eating yourself to 600 pounds, people wouldn't be so fucking bored.
I guess we know where that leaves Hamber. -- Me
truth about my injury, ranting about hate, & I'm a 500lb inspiration! | part 3 - August 28, 2922
Welcome to CSI: Lexington, proles!I wonder how many days it's been since she showered. Or does her MG,W, bring her a bucket, a la 2019 Becky. Hey, her MG,W, get her up and moving into the tiny yard and hose her down. And especially wash that NASTY, GREASY, GODDAMNED HAIR, FFS. Do the two of you think some shampoo company is going to pop up and use her as an example of how they can get two months of grease out of a poop bun? It will be more like this, most likely:
Her life consists of "nothing" she says, and this life of hers is drastically different than it was two weeks ago. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is an untruth, Hamber. You've been sitting on your ass doing not much of anything for....practically forever. Nothing has changed in your life except where you're planting your shelf ass. Something, I will remind you, you chose to do.
"Today is day twelve of....this nonsense." she says, as she literally throws her hand up in the air as if she's completely powerless to change anything. Then get off your fat ass, you lazy, greasy cunt and do something about it. Take a fucking shower, for starters. The goddamned stench in that place, JFC. I'm wondering if her MG,W, has anosmia.
Gives us proof of life that her current date is August 27, 2022.
Blah blah. Se landed on her left laayyyg, which is bruised. "A lot of people" asking how she managed to hoist her fat ass off the ground. Says she fell where there was a "tiny little hill" aka a slight grade. and she was going toward that, not down.
Oh good, timestamped texts to her MG,W, because you can't generate those on your own. This is where I begin to wonder some things, now that we're on what, the third iteration of her stepping off a
Why does her MG,W, not know where she is? Supposedly, they were both out walking a circuit they'd walked before, in different directions, meeting up in the middle. Why does Hamber say "on the ground"? Where the fuck else would she be falling if the two of them are taking a walk "together"? This answer makes it sound as if she has to specify she is not in the apartment. Hamber then says they facetimed for a whole nine seconds. Instead of waiting, she heroically gets herself upright and limps back to the apartment.
"The way I described it a little weird. I don't know why I did that." She's talking about the "curb" she said she stepped off in her original bullshit version of this story, versus the sidewalk she waddled off of, in this current, and probably true, version of her bullshit story. As to why she did it: I think I tore ligaments in my eyeballs just now, rolling them so hard. Just another lie; of course you did it to get more sympathy points. I hear that when you level up, you get a never ending box of kleenex in your inventory.
And now we're at the photo that is surely going to be as iconic as the Zapruder film. What's hilarious to me is not that it's just a sidewalk that Hamber tried to make everyone believe was a curb to heighten her dramatic fall, but it's a sidewalk RIGHT NEXT TO an actual curb. Never change, PathologicalLiarLynn.
I'm only surprised there's no crater where she landed. Now she has talked so much that she has talked herself right out of a settlement with the apartment's insurance company: admits she was not paying attention to what she was doing, because as we know, she was talking at the camera in her phone, as usual, and for once, while she was wearing the right KIND of shoes, she was still wearing the WRONG shoes, as they were about half a size too big. So, to recap: 500 pounds and prone to falls, waddling around in half size too big shoes, at night, vlogging. Goodbye, grifter money. I wonder how pissed her MG,W is that she didn't just keep her fucking yap shut.
And then she started answering questions and moaning about how shit is ruined for her by the haydurs, and I made it to the 30 minutes mark when this fat, entitled bitch crashed Chrome. It's a pity, but I am not trying to watch this again almost in its entirety.
Cry harder about all the shit people ruin for you, Fatty. No one cares. Maybe if you did something remotely interesting apart from eating yourself to 600 pounds, people wouldn't be so fucking bored.
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lmaooo if dawn can get oil spills out of fucking ducks maybe it will help hambers situation
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Tonight on CSI: Lexington...
After a life-altering fall off of a curb that could happen to literally anyone, a gorl breaks her layg-aments and is indefinitely bed bound. Could an ill-fitted tennis shoe hold the clue to her injury?
After a life-altering fall off of a curb that could happen to literally anyone, a gorl breaks her layg-aments and is indefinitely bed bound. Could an ill-fitted tennis shoe hold the clue to her injury?
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I know you said you don’t care but unsurprisingly it was her trying to make more drama with Chantal.
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What even was that squeak? It wasn't vocal. I think air was forced out of her dainty balloon knot as she tried to brace before making a crater.
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People may not agree with me, but I think Miss Amber misses Becky and her lifestyle with her. She has to pretend harder to want to change her life with Jade, and she has to do this elaborate bed ridden sprained ankle shit so she can sit on her ass for a bit with her.
I’m not saying she actually cared or loved Becky I’m just saying the arrangement they had was what she wanted. She also seems angry as shit the last couple of months.
I’m not saying she actually cared or loved Becky I’m just saying the arrangement they had was what she wanted. She also seems angry as shit the last couple of months.
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In a fitting coda to our favorite 600 500 450 500 pound "brick", once I got things reset the way I like them and posted the abortive recap, YT recommended several videos about actual trainwrecks, and I have been passing the time watching those, occasionally diverting into shipwrecks. YT knows me far too well. All of these other disasters and the people involved in them are far more interesting than anything happening in the amberverse in the past year.
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@Situation Type Deal Gorl I hope that you have a career in creative writing and that someone is paying you very well. Your recaps (especially the intros) are the hardest I laugh all day. You're a true credit to the Farms!
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I 100% agree with you there. She was much happier being in an enabling, loveless relationship because she could just pile food into her maw while living her "best life".
With Jade, she has to pretend she actually wants to put in the effort and lose weight because that's the person she sold to her when they first met. An upbeat, quirky gorl who just wants to get healthy and take care of herself.
She made her bed and now she's laying in it. Literally.
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I think Hamby is the classic "power bottom". Becky was a doormat, Amburr was attrcted to ebony goddess Jade Francis because as "daddy"
she had structure, a thing Amburr has never had. She could have used that to I don't know, learn to drive or learn.. anything. Amburr wants to do Amburr because it works for her. Jade Francis is poly and Amburr is a jealous child. I think the anger we are seeing is a shock to her not being the center of attention, or if she is, she has nothing to say, thus the double down on banal shit.
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No remotely reputable or competent personal injury lawyer would take her case.
One of the most basic parts of building a case is being able to credibly claim that your client's injuries/suffering/medical problems were caused by the injury and not by something else. The defense for the apartment complex's insurance company would very easily be able to say, "Of course Ms. Reid is having pain in her leg and lack of mobility - she weighs 600 pounds and has suffered from a litany of health problems and mobility issues for years, as is documented in her medical records and her voluminous social media history."
And even if she convinced a lawyer to take her on, she'd quickly be "fired" as a client once she refused to stop discussing the case on social media. She'd probably lie about very basic verifiable things during her deposition too, completely shredding her credibility.
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Why would anyone think that Amber would try to file a lawsuit lol she wouldn’t even go to the doctor when she was bleeding to death. Please don’t be autistic, y’all. We all know Amber is only ever gonna do 4 things:
1. Be fat
2. Waste money
3. Complain about how it’s everyone else’s fault
4. Die
In that order. If it isn’t one of those 4 things, it’s not happening.
1. Be fat
2. Waste money
3. Complain about how it’s everyone else’s fault
4. Die
In that order. If it isn’t one of those 4 things, it’s not happening.
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We all know Fatty wouldn't.
She talks a big game, but never follows through with anything.
Jade Francis of NY on the other hand, has proven that legal action is something she is quite willing to undertake for easy money.
I think Jade Francis of NY is filling Fatty's head with thoughts of the riches that are just waiting for her putting in minimum effort.
We've already had Fatty talking about and 'gathering evidence' for her wrong prescription and her fall.
I think it all hangs on whether Jade Francis of NY gets a big payday for her own court cases.
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i still can't get over the "dirty toe" lmao. she's blaming her tennis shoes for the fall, which apparently are too big now - doesn't she spend like $10,000 a month on earrings, uber eats, and containers?
i would think that someone trying to lose weight might invest in...i don't know...a good pair of exercise shoes that fit?
also, in the recent "rumor drama part 2" QA, someone suggested she buy weights for arm exercises while bedbound and hamber had the nerve to say "i actually have never thought about getting weights" seriously gorl?
i guess she's so used to clothes that don't actually fit, she just viewed the tennis shoes as another failed ToRRid hAuL MoMeNt smh
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