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Her being alone for real would be a change of pace. Maybe then she'd lose a pound or two like Fat Jen did when her mom died.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Pirateporkchop (post 62,534)
“...as she finally gets the strength to get out of the bed and marshall on...”
I was only half paying attention and read that as “marshmallow on”. In my defence, both words work.
Pirateporkchop (post 62,534)
“...She's so abusive and toxic that she's willing to abuse and gaslight herself. She has no outlet and no friends so she's basically just trapped in her own mind in her own apartment...”
It’s a childish reference, but your comment made me think of that evil maze from Harry Potter 4 that the champions had to navigate. She just endlessly stomps the same paths, becoming more and more demented by them.
Bigbadyeet (post 62,543)
“Idk I might be missing something obvious but the logistics of it don’t make sense, what way was she Joaquin to even do that?”
She doesn’t know. She’s just saying what sounds tragic at the same time as being something skinny people would do.
My suspicion is that she wandered slightly off of the sidewalk with one foot (or was walking half on and half off for a while). She shuffles and doesn’t lift her feet when she walks (because she’s 500lbs). She slightly veered left again and her right toe got caught against the side of the paver. Not a medfag, but I suspect the anchored concrete slab holding her toe in place combined with her 500lbs pulling her forwards and down caused her ankle to hyper extend (pointing your toe too much) and that affected the ligaments.
In other words, not a skinny person type of accident.
And the video...
OMG, the editing with the curb made me think for a second that I was watching a FaxXor Bottle Edit. I was waiting for the dramatic “dun dun DUUUUNNN!!!” music.
Magnifies the image to make the hole seem more extreme. Keep zooming in Ambo; maybe you’ll convince an ambaby that it wasn’t really a small eroded patch, but rather a SINKHOLE you fell into. And since no one else has said this, I’ll be the asshole and do it: how do we know the hole was the CAUSE of your fall and not the RESULT? Ambo has been known to alter timelines.
And speaking of timelines: She said she filmed “I’m done” on the 29th (looks like daytime) and it’s a response to the video “Truth about my injury...” video which she uploaded on the night of the 28th. So, has the response video done before most of her audience has had much chance to see the video in question. Gee, I wonder WHY people accuse her of baiting her audience and creating her own drama. Strange...
She’ll never bring up her ankle again you guize... just like she said she’d never mention her weight again, or my girlfriend again, or or Becky again, or...
“...as she finally gets the strength to get out of the bed and marshall on...”
I was only half paying attention and read that as “marshmallow on”. In my defence, both words work.
Pirateporkchop (post 62,534)
“...She's so abusive and toxic that she's willing to abuse and gaslight herself. She has no outlet and no friends so she's basically just trapped in her own mind in her own apartment...”
It’s a childish reference, but your comment made me think of that evil maze from Harry Potter 4 that the champions had to navigate. She just endlessly stomps the same paths, becoming more and more demented by them.
Bigbadyeet (post 62,543)
“Idk I might be missing something obvious but the logistics of it don’t make sense, what way was she Joaquin to even do that?”
She doesn’t know. She’s just saying what sounds tragic at the same time as being something skinny people would do.
My suspicion is that she wandered slightly off of the sidewalk with one foot (or was walking half on and half off for a while). She shuffles and doesn’t lift her feet when she walks (because she’s 500lbs). She slightly veered left again and her right toe got caught against the side of the paver. Not a medfag, but I suspect the anchored concrete slab holding her toe in place combined with her 500lbs pulling her forwards and down caused her ankle to hyper extend (pointing your toe too much) and that affected the ligaments.
In other words, not a skinny person type of accident.
And the video...
OMG, the editing with the curb made me think for a second that I was watching a FaxXor Bottle Edit. I was waiting for the dramatic “dun dun DUUUUNNN!!!” music.
Magnifies the image to make the hole seem more extreme. Keep zooming in Ambo; maybe you’ll convince an ambaby that it wasn’t really a small eroded patch, but rather a SINKHOLE you fell into. And since no one else has said this, I’ll be the asshole and do it: how do we know the hole was the CAUSE of your fall and not the RESULT? Ambo has been known to alter timelines.
And speaking of timelines: She said she filmed “I’m done” on the 29th (looks like daytime) and it’s a response to the video “Truth about my injury...” video which she uploaded on the night of the 28th. So, has the response video done before most of her audience has had much chance to see the video in question. Gee, I wonder WHY people accuse her of baiting her audience and creating her own drama. Strange...
She’ll never bring up her ankle again you guize... just like she said she’d never mention her weight again, or my girlfriend again, or or Becky again, or...
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She's aging like milk. Looks like a very fat 45.
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If Jade Francis leaves and Amber can't get a new caretaker right away she'll just eat a lot and not bathe and get a UTI and bedsores and whatever else. Then if someone comes to check on her she'll guilt trip them to pieces for them letting her get like that. Thirty one years in this life and that's what Amber has learned to do.
Amber does not care what people think of her. SHE is happy with herself.
What Amber does care about, is getting money from youtube. Unfortunately for her there are a lot better things to do than watch Amber sit around being stupid.
Personally I like watching the Social Blade pages of self-important losers.
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Amber does not care what people think of her. SHE is happy with herself.
What Amber does care about, is getting money from youtube. Unfortunately for her there are a lot better things to do than watch Amber sit around being stupid.
Personally I like watching the Social Blade pages of self-important losers.
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Foundation on the knuckles, now the shoes, lol....
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When a Narc falls
By a Haydur
Humpty Dumptylynn waddled in the dark
Humpty Dumptylynn stumbled on the grass
All the YouTube's grift and all the doctor's help
Couldn't put Humpty's lymphedema layg together again
By a Haydur
Humpty Dumptylynn waddled in the dark
Humpty Dumptylynn stumbled on the grass
All the YouTube's grift and all the doctor's help
Couldn't put Humpty's lymphedema layg together again
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I was thinking about her click bait title on her "I'm Done" video. Dumb ol' me thought she was quitting YouTube forever again.
But she cannot. She cannot ever quit. This is the life that she has chosen, and at this point I don't see her turning this around--ever. There is no other way for her to get money. She has to turn on that camera and subject herself to ridicule and disdain on a regular basis, knowing that the large majority of people who are watching laugh at her at best, and despise her at worst. But she does nothing to change. She clings to the mannerisms of an idiotic 12-year-old teeny bopper, refusing to mature and stop acting retarded.
She refuses to read anything appropriate to her age level. She refuses to improve her vocabulary and speech patterns. She cannot relate to the real world past high school because that's where she stopped trying. She is protected and coddled and impervious to the truth of her situation (type deal). She is the world's fattest Peter Pan.
And sooner rather than later her body will begin to revolt instead of just being revolting. She will really begin to age physically and then what? Will she continue to plug away at videos long after everyone has finally had enough of her silly uselessness?
I cannot imagine being a monkey who has to dance for his supper--forever.
But she cannot. She cannot ever quit. This is the life that she has chosen, and at this point I don't see her turning this around--ever. There is no other way for her to get money. She has to turn on that camera and subject herself to ridicule and disdain on a regular basis, knowing that the large majority of people who are watching laugh at her at best, and despise her at worst. But she does nothing to change. She clings to the mannerisms of an idiotic 12-year-old teeny bopper, refusing to mature and stop acting retarded.
She refuses to read anything appropriate to her age level. She refuses to improve her vocabulary and speech patterns. She cannot relate to the real world past high school because that's where she stopped trying. She is protected and coddled and impervious to the truth of her situation (type deal). She is the world's fattest Peter Pan.
And sooner rather than later her body will begin to revolt instead of just being revolting. She will really begin to age physically and then what? Will she continue to plug away at videos long after everyone has finally had enough of her silly uselessness?
I cannot imagine being a monkey who has to dance for his supper--forever.
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This is legit the most dramatic thing thats happened to her in months. Fuck the whole "wrong medication, should i sue" *weird face and pose at the camera* molment she had. Nobody cared. She keeps trying to be the victim and its just frankly embarrassing. Shes going to be pushing 40 and still doing this shit if she lives that long.
This shit got me. Its not because of her weight skinny people fall too but because she needs to ramp up the attention all of a sudden her weight factors into what happened to her.
She cant pick a topic and stick to it because its just a reason for asspats, sympathy and viewers telling her they will watch all her videos and support her uwu.
Its been two weeks, no PT no doctors visist no in home anything. The lymphadema specialist is going to go to the wayside and probably never addressed which is sad because the laygs will get bigger and become more of a problem.
Curbs have always been ambers natural predator.
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I tried to insert a GIF, but I’m too much of a boomer. So just visualize It’s Always Sunny’s Sweet Dee retching.
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Yeah she's looking for at least a lawsuit. These pictures arent "see guys its nto cus i'm fat with mobiity issues there was a tiny 1 inch defect in the cosmetic edging of the landscape"
I doubt this is where she fell as its likely just the "worst" looking spot where the landscaper goofed with the edger Jade could find. Amber doesnt have insurance, and Jade Francis of New York sure as hell aint having some HOSPITAL ER taking money from her personal Piggy Bank. This was probably in the apartment complex.
They will first start with demanding the complex reimburse them for Ambers medical costs. If it escalates to an ambulance chasing lawyer, which Jade Francis of New York seems to be familiar with, they will try to go for them for negligence or some other nonsense in hopes that the apartment complexes insurance will pay rather than avoid a drawn out legal case. Insurance would have some decent motivation to settle out of court as if this were to go to court I'm sure a scumbag lawyer would pull out dainty gorl pictures of Amber and tell a motivational story of how she was trying to better herself and trusted her communities sidewalks were not fat phobic and dangerous. By the time the trial happens Amber will have ballooned up to 650 pounds and the lawyer will say 'LOOK AT MY CLIENT SHE IS BED BOUND AND HAD TO BE BROUGHT HERE IN THE BACK OF A TOW TRUCK" as Amber sits in a bariatric industrial wheel chair. "Her poor loving My Girlfriend, Wipey had to stay home from work to care for her and they both lost wages! and the jury will eat it up.
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Being that big EVERYTHING is her natural predator
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I have an incredibly low view on the general intelligence of jury's, but no one will find her giggly 600lb ass sympathetic. Given her location, I doubt a jury of her peers will be thrilled about her being a lesbian in an interracial relationship. Kentucky is not known to be the most open minded of states....
...... Barring all that, the opposing attorney just has to show some clips from her videos and all sympathy will fly right out the window. (Plus this would not be a jury trial, it'd be some old stodgy judge.)
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Amber's greatest fear/ang-zie-tee is being alone. Every time Becks left to visit family she couldn't cope. And bingeen is her comfort. But I agree, AloneLynn makes for good content as she grasps for the human contact that will kiss/wipe her ass.
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Yeah there no chance of a legit claim.
Firstly I would assume The apartment has some sort of binding arbitration contract which might mean that she cannot sue civilly so what would be her other option? She could try and sue criminally and argue gross negligence on behalf of the complex.
I don't think that that's likely to succeed though for instance does the complex have a history of ignoring grounds maintenance requests? Has the complex received numerous complaints about divots or potholes across the grounds? Somehow I doubt it. If you look at the picture that amberlyn posted of the area where she fell you can see that the grass is actually recently cut this would mean that the apartment complex actually takes great care of maintaining the grounds around the complex. Also the concrete looks like it's well maintained free of any debris or obstructions.
She even said herself in one of the videos she posted that she wasn't paying attention and if you look at the video she posted of the fall incident you can see that she's not even paying attention to where she's walking. She even admits that she was wearing the wrong shoes for her walking routine. All that would be evidence I imagine.
So ultimately it's a 500 lb woman walking at night who has a history of falling incidences due to her obesity arguing that the complex is at fault for her fall.
Let's assume that she did win some sort of legal argument what would she sue for like what would the damage is be? I guess you can maybe try and be awarded restitution for the cost of the ER visit but there's no follow-up appointment to claim damages on there's no loss work or loss of income as she has an online job that isn't affected by the injury. Emotional Damage? Nah she hasnt sought conseling for this issue so....nah.
I'm not a lawyer but I just don't see any sort of lawsuit happening Don't forget too in a criminal complaint she would have to be in the courtroom right? Can you imagine being on the jury looking at a 600 lb woman and honestly think that her tripping and falling on a tiny divot in the ground isnt her own fault as a result of her size and inattention. Would you believe that her fall is due to crimnal negligence of the complex managers? What is the verdict youd come to?
Nah...she isnt going to file suit that takes time, money, effort, and at least a tiny bit of intelligence to be able to even go and find a lawyer. I think if she even went to a lawyer and wanted to file suit. I think the lawyer would tell she has no case and GTFO because shes a fucking hambeast. No jury would find the complex guilty. Can you imagine?
Again, Im not a lawyer and if there is a legal in the peanut gallery please feel free to call out any mistakes in my assumptions or post but I think this suit narrative or speculation on a suit is a waste of time. I think the only court room she cares about or even has a /case/ in is the court of public opinion. Shes arguing her case online and attempting to force her audience to gag on her narrative but her audience correctly isnt buying it. Shes a walking double wide cunt that cant function in the real world. Any competent lawyer would dunk on her bullshit suit.
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To be successful, you have to present a compelling case. The fact to she contradicts herself does not help her case. One day, she is bedbound for weeks, the next week she is walking and cleaning and cooking. She says that she was not looking where she was going and that her weight has nothing to do with her falling. Everything is on the internet for the defendant to find.
Amber is usually insufferable, but lately, she has been more so. I wonder if not is all well at Chez Amber. Contrary to her previous girlfriends, Jade Francis of New York presently residing in Lexington, Ky, has her own financial means, so she could leave anytime she chooses, and even in the most loving couple, there comes a time when the constant attention-grabbing person create so much drama than the other one calls it quit. I would imagine that Amber constantly asks Jade to bring her food, drinks, etc. Amber said that she does not drink much, so she will be back at the ER soon.
I totally understand why Jade does not want to be on camera; the lawsuit and the fact that this position is only temporary. In an earlier video, when Amber gave the ghastly hoody, she tried to cover her arms so that her tattoos were not visible. Why did she do this? She does not want people to find out where she is living.
As far as the book club, there is no wonder why she quit. The essence of book clubs is to share your ideas on the characters, the plot and the structure of the story, regardless of the type of fiction. Amber never had "adult" conversations, never was in a debating team I would imagine, and never tries to understand complicated concepts. Even her friends complained that all she wanted to talk is about food, dogs, and Miley Cyrus. When people ask her questions about the book, she could not answer any basic concepts about the plot. She does not have either the vocabulary or the experience of reading other genres of fiction. So, she quit.
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This is the funniest damn thing to me.
Member when the curb was too tall and she was scurred to hop off?
Also the squeak she let out is forever hilarious.
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Amber would never sue because she knows she would have to submit pictures of her ankle and to do that someone would have to hold up those ankle balls of hers. I think she would much rather die than have anyone see those gross legs of hers.
I was watching a video the other day and I thought she had one of those stupid chokers of hers on, but looking closer it looks like she just has grease and dirt in her neck rolls. I remember those laundry commercials when I was a kid that always mentioned "ring around the collar" but never realized it was an actual thing. Not sure what is worse, her dirty disgusting hair, or the stuff in all her fat rolls, the rolls we can see and not see.
I was watching a video the other day and I thought she had one of those stupid chokers of hers on, but looking closer it looks like she just has grease and dirt in her neck rolls. I remember those laundry commercials when I was a kid that always mentioned "ring around the collar" but never realized it was an actual thing. Not sure what is worse, her dirty disgusting hair, or the stuff in all her fat rolls, the rolls we can see and not see.
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That's not dirt it's Acanthosis nigricans.
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