How many marks are left?

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i mainly did it because i wanted to support but actually get something from it instead of just tipping, with a green name being a nice bonus and being able to vote on member polls. phil would always weasel out of actually doing anything the members voted on though and instead just leave shit up to public polls with perhaps one option the members "came together and voted on". after i realized how pointless the member posts and polls actually were i really only stayed a member to maintain the green name in chat
let me also be clear, i always thought phil was a retard and a grade a lolcow. I just initially thought the trolls were giving him too hard of a time and he seemed like a better person than he is
 
and he seemed like a better person than he is

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sorry. You obviously ditched that thought and expecting growth isn't that extraordinary. I highly doubt there's a single kiwibird in this subforum who has not at least considered that DSP may be capable of turning some angles and at least take an attempt to better himself. He could at least try, but he can't even do that. His "attempt" of change is to tell his critics that THEY have to change, just leave him alone for a year and apologize. This isn't fucking how this works.

I mean expecting growth is natural, even when we're talking about Dave because change and improvement is human nature, we don't just get more mature by looking at a clock and counting organic cellular divisions, but apparently this is Phil's hope. He waits and hopes for the best (and the vest). He did say he got wiser and more mature, when all he does is TELLING you how much he changed and how unfair it is when he can't say racist sexist stuff anymore. Again, this isn't change. Change has to come with the ability to self-reflect and therefore detect flaws and start working on them. And shouldn't this be pretty easy if you have an entire community deticated to pointing out your misbehaviors?!

Facing this wall of criticism which gets ignored or twisted and after the hundredth "I did nothing wrong" even the most dense crackhead can rub two brain-cells together and conclude that DSP is literally unable to change. DSP can't work on flaws, because the cool strong kids don't have flaws, so narcissistic pretend of might and knowledge it is. And he doesn't even understand how this makes him look especially pathetic. But at least nobody will notice if nobody starts to think about it. So glad his sincere and honest audience is so easily manipulable, the perfect fit.

Phil lags the necessary changes in his life to adapt to. I still admit that young-Phil had the capacity for ideas and changes (even if they're lazy and stupid and often you have to drag him by the remaining hair to make him lift a finger), my hope didn't come from nowhere. Those were just surface level adapts, but he also had friends and talked to people. He went to conventions, talked to open crowds, appeared on photos, also remember the entire Street Fighter era where he filmed illegally and proposed to take over the tournament. 100% incredibly antisocial and intolerable, but he DID something, there was a dynamic in his life (and every minute was used to shit on people in jealousy and rage). He met real living people and interacted with them in real time before he ran away like a superfluid. The potential was right there if you squint really hard.

Now, modern era DSP, has all the excuses in the textbook to never ever interact with anyone ever again and be as lazy as humanly possible. He's a tired old man, yelling at clouds, and getting more ridiculous by the week. And his biggest adaptation so far was to clean a closet. Cool, there's not a single target audience for this shit.
And surface level changes don't improve the person anyway, he was always the exact same personality and this is quite honestly shocking.

Yes I absolutely get why modern era DSP looks even more boring than DSP just one or two years ago, why he falls into oblivion and kills the tiny rest of expectation that might float around. 2022 DSP is awful and there's still no bedrock in sight. If anything he's now more transparent than ever why he deserves not a single sincere fan.

But I do get the fascination for trainwrecks.
 
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What is a Mark?
Was Mark an overly naive donator?

I don't know much about this guy, I first heard about him on a lil Richard song, but I saw a streamclip of him putting on a vest because he hit a donation goal and that was just bizarre.
 
There was a time where these marks had moments of clarity and questioned where all their support was going. Hey Phil you know we give you all this money and its like a black hole. Overtime Phil has clamped down and insulted anyone for going into his wallet. Sometimes even banning them or just calling them idiots assuming they should know that it all just goes to bills. Now they just blindly and without question provide Phil with support even more after piggy bank leak and Jasper champions reveal.
 
There was a time where these marks had moments of clarity and questioned where all their support was going. Hey Phil you know we give you all this money and its like a black hole. Overtime Phil has clamped down and insulted anyone for going into his wallet. Sometimes even banning them or just calling them idiots assuming they should know that it all just goes to bills. Now they just blindly and without question provide Phil with support even more after piggy bank leak and Jasper champions reveal.
It's truly telling with how he goes through the same mental gymnastics and same speeches every single shtreem. "I need your support..." "Support has been really slow..." "I have bills coming up...." "While all other ways of support are appreciated, I really just want tips because I get those right away and can immediately put them towards Bill(s) Goldberg..."

All of these phantom bills needing to be paid every single day, and nobody is able to ask about them because they'll get the patent-pending LIMB and be called a "morahn."

The pignosis is real with these absolute doormats.
 
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The pignosis is real with these absolute doormats.
They're actually those brush things you clean the dogshit off your shoe on.

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let me also be clear, i always thought phil was a retard and a grade a lolcow. I just initially thought the trolls were giving him too hard of a time and he seemed like a better person than he is
Not trying to shit on you because I appreciate the honesty. If you always knew he was a retard and a lolcow what specifically was your motivation for giving him money? Either you were @Silverchair jr thinking spending money on the pigbeggar was owning the trolls, or I’m missing something.

You deserve puzzle pieces for knowingly giving money to a lolcow but I’m genuinely curious.
 
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