🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 37 42.5%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 11.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 40 46.0%

  • Total voters
    87
Thats fucking disgusting, honestly. Thats the one line that shouldnt be crossed. I'd be so upset if someone did this to an important person i've lost for all to see. You dont even have control over online obituaries which is bullshit to begin with.
... if you're over-reacting to defacing an online obituary, you need to rethink your position because you can report this abuse.

for the record, the person posting the memorial has control over it, they can close the comments. if the ragepig actually cared, he could have posted a memorial himself, over which he would have complete control. but he didn't; not for his mother, nor for his father. the memorial was posted by complete strangers, who probably have no idea who sandra was, or who the ragepig is. there are thousands of people contributing to this site, and this particular person has something like 12,000 contributions over a decade. it's odd, in my opinion, but it's just something that people do.

it just goes to show that online strangers display more consideration for his family than the ragepig does.

also, i'll wager a shiny silver shekel that within the week, we'll see new memorials for both sandra and ronnie, with comments left wide open to digital desecration, just so that the ragepig can screenshot it all for twitter.

also, also ... the drunken swine actually thought broadcasting my post to his audience was a win?!? hahaahaaa. no.
 
I know "everything is fair game" but I'm sure Sandra had other family that knew her and that's pretty mean to them. I have no doubt in my mind Ralph would have it up on the Killstream if it was the mother of a blood enemy it's easier to piss him off to post mean things on a forum he is not required to read (even if it is his favorite website). That being said there's no stopping randos wanting to fuck with Ralph and telling someone like Podawful not to is just going to make him do it more. Is what it is lads.
 
When you're at the point where you are defending abhorrent actions like defacing obituaries simply because some other guy is a total piece of shit., you have completely lost it and are just as much of a cow as the guy you're supposed to be laughing at. I honestly put this above swatting in terms of shitty actions. At least when someone swats, its the actual intended target, not a bystander, and thats attempted murder imo. It would be no different than going to his moms cemetery and spray painting on her tombstone. AltisticRight, while thats true, its still gross to deface his moms shit and will no doubt net whoever did it some nasty negative karma. Yeah I know im stepping out of character and being serious, but this kinda shit always kinda miffed me. If a guys not giving reactions and being funny enough on his own so you need to do shit like this to have something to talk about, you're kinda losing it.
inb4 "BUT SHE BIRTHED THE MAN I HATE" so fucking what.
I'm not saying it's morally justified of even really condone it. I just think the gunted female ghost drawing and saying it wasn't hot outside.
 
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You're sperging way too much but yeah that was a shit move. It's not even slightly like vandalising an actual grave but it's still in very poor taste. I know the gunt said everything is fair game and he laughed about people dying of cancer (among other things) but Sandra is already sucking cocks in hell there's no need to deface her e-grave.
 
When you're at the point where you are defending abhorrent actions like defacing obituaries
It's not about defending anything. It's probable no one here did it so you're preaching to the choir anyway--call it a schizo theory but I would be completely unsurprised if it was a groyper or Fuentes himself who did it just because they love indirectly jabbing the hog. It's purely apathy for ostensibly bad things happening which most affect an irredeemable piece of shit who deserves whatever he gets because his own actions brought all of them upon himself. I posted basically the same thing ages ago but there really does just come a point where an ordinary person cannot be bothered to care anymore about even legitimate misfortunes befalling a person when that person is a cunt like Ralph.

Ralph's torched so much goodwill you don't need to be malicious in any capacity (which I sincerely believe the average poster here isn't) to enjoy him wallowing in his self-made suffering anymore. You just need to have become indifferent enough to get over the hump of thinking it's worth expending any amount energy being sympathetic to someone who is too pig-brain retarded to even comprehend you made the effort.
 
When you're at the point where you are defending abhorrent actions like defacing obituaries simply because some other guy is a total piece of shit., you have completely lost it and are just as much of a cow as the guy you're supposed to be laughing at. I honestly put this above swatting in terms of shitty actions. At least when someone swats, its the actual intended target, not a bystander, and thats attempted murder imo. It would be no different than going to his moms cemetery and spray painting on her tombstone. AltisticRight, while thats true, its still gross to deface his moms shit and will no doubt net whoever did it some nasty negative karma. Yeah I know im stepping out of character and being serious, but this kinda shit always kinda miffed me. If a guys not giving reactions and being funny enough on his own so you need to do shit like this to have something to talk about, you're kinda losing it.
inb4 "BUT SHE BIRTHED THE MAN I HATE" so fucking what.
My brother in sneed, she is dead. She can't, and even if she could, wouldn't care about people fucking with her subhuman son through her obituary.
 
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I don't enjoy reposting the demon baby 2.0 but god damn Ralph you disgusting monster.

Ralph's two for two for making disturbing sexual comments about his children. First that Xander will call him 'daddy' like Faith did (ew) and now that his daughter sucks on May's tits like he does (didn't ask). This is the kind of inappropriate humor you'd see an unironic sped do. It's like that scene in Joker where Arthur goes to the comedy club and takes notes on the jokes other people tell because he has no actual concept of what normal people consider funny, so he has to reverse-engineer it like some kind of alien. Ralph's thinking here most likely stops at "People think sex joke funny, so me make sex joke to get dopamine hit on bird app". Which, yes, people do think sex jokes are funny, but not when they involve children. It speaks to how genuinely fucked Ralph is socially that he doesn't understand this.
 
Let’s be clear where Ralph stands regarding his mother: he got shit-faced throughout the night before, knowing he had to drive his mom in the morning for a required medical procedure; he ignored it in a hungover stupor, and when pressed, nearly told his own mom to eat a cock; he also refused to get vaxxed in order to see his dying mother in the hospital, but likely got it afterward so he could go to Portugal, flex on Warski, and fuck underage hookers. So, just how sacred was Sandra to Ethan Ralph? Not at all. He was a spoiled leech and a burden to his own family, and unapologetic about it.
 
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Let’s be clear where Ralph stands regarding his mother: he got shit-faced throughout the night before, knowing he had to drive his mom in the morning for a required medical procedure; he ignored it in a hungover stupor, and when pressed, nearly told his own mom to eat a cock; he also refused to get vaxxed in order to see his dying mother in the hospital, but likely got it afterward so he could to Portugal, flex on Warski, and fuck underage hookers. So, just how sacred was Sandra to Ethan Ralph? Not at all. He was a spoiled leech and a burden to his own family, and unapologetic about it.
A severely underrated bit of lore is that Ralph excused this incident by claiming that his mom had a regular ride to dialysis from someone else anyway. Imagine your mom having to ask someone else to drive them to a medical treatment because you are an unemployed shitstain who is too fat/lazy to do so.
 
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