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I have come from the future to warn you all of events yet to transpire.
On October the 18th outside Cloudflare HQ Joshua 'Literally Hitler' Moon crashes the #DropKiwifarms protest, many Catboys, Groomers and Troonshine enthusiasts fall victim to his rampage. Keffals survived the incident because he was in Portugal at the time.
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This is the original image, there is no alternative of this image displaying a certain historical figure. Also @kittyfucker's Kwiggler definitely isn't covering something up in the top right of this image.
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We have truly entered the Cope arc of the Cloudfare shit. I know these people are too afraid to visit the website but still, shit feels much more active post downtime than prior
ThatDarnIrishMan said:
It's basically 3-4 bars all side by side with "Kremlin" (yes, it has a lot of communist imagery on it so it's pretty obvious Keffals would go there) as the main one.
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Ellen the host is also a fan of Kremlin from a picture I saw, has a lanyard from there with their branding on it.
 
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Neko GF said:
I like how they mention that all Cloudflare does is provide DDoS protection to the Forum, admitting that the main point of Lucas' crusade is that so he and his goons can illegally DDoS the forum.

He's mad that Cloudflare won't let him commit crimes.
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It's that whole "ontologically evil" tarded shit they like to parrot.

UWU let's gather twitter likes and retweets to mark someone as obviously totes evil so whatever kind of criminal action or else is justified to use because we're totally not power hungry emotional fascists and this kind of behavior can not blow in our faces spectacularly.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Ellen the host is also a fan of Kremlin from a picture I saw, has a lanyard from there with their branding on it.
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It's basically the only gay bar in Belfast that anyone cares about. You have Maverick on the opposite corner and Union Street/Rooftop but Kremlin is by far the biggest and most popular.
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Apparently some of his family actually have links to the UVF, so his claims aren't entirely false, although I am not sure if they are in on it too/
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If the dude is from Londonderry, I doubt he really has connections to the UVF. They don't really have any form of presence that far west. Basically everyone who thinks they're a hard man in Northern Ireland claims to have some form of connection to either the IRA or the UDA/UVA because 90% of them are pussies who think name dropping an organisation will scare whoever is about to fight them into not risking it.
 
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Lol what would the FBI do? How would that call work?
"Yes, hello? Yeah hi, there's this mean website that is calling me mean names and posting publicly available information about me. You need to arrest all of the users for terrorism! ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST TURN OFF THE COMPUTER'?! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!"
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2000+ pages in less than 6 months. I wonder where this places Lucas in the lolcow thread speed rankings now.
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Fascist network?
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Are we just appearing around Lucas or something?
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Hey, Lucas, try and apply for refugee status in Ireland. I'm certain they'll take you without a second thought, your story would draw tears to the eye of any migration officer.
Fuck all those middle eastern children who got their houses blown up by isis and family members killed in gunfire, some discordfag ordered Krispy Kreme and pizza to your hotel room after you got $100,000 CAD for free because you cried about a police visit.
DaTemplar said:
"We're totally winning guys! I know I'm only getting like, 12 replies per tweet, but that means the rest are out making noise and threatening Cloudflare!"
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"Me and my fans have spent the last three weeks ceaselessly harassing Cloudflare and its employees day and night, making professional work and communications impossible for them to do due to our spam campaign, this will surely get them to take down this website that allegedly harassed and intimidated me."

What a petulant manchild. Lucas has never experienced any part of adult life whatsoever (never worked a day in his life, had everything he's ever gotten paid for by his parents, the government, and groomed teenagers on the internet), no wonder he thinks that if he keeps crying as loud and as hard as possible he'll get his way in the end. His parents obviously never told him "no" growing up.
 
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