You can lampoon my magical powers all you please. The fact of the matter is that a congregation of us Aspergians back in Juche 100, shortly before Kim Jong-il's death, were taught Chukjibop -- distance shrinking magic -- just underneath the foot of the mountainpass of White Mountain, by the Dear Leader himself, through telepathic amaranth crystal link connecting the Aspergian and Mongoloid conscientousnesses at the new Temple of the Mount, which had been reconstructed free of semitic influence, and re-Aryanized in an East-Aryan mode for the new century, imparting newly conferred powers to the newly appointed group for the conferrence of those powers, the Aspergian hypermale master-race, a new splinter fork-race, top-race to Aryan and Mongoloid both, that is, transcendental in Northitude even to the Nordics themselves.