Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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AMHOLIO said:
If you're up to it, put it on his thread. I'm surprised he's decided to come and say hi to us so much this saga, feel free to check on him for more ridiculous BS he spews.
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He couldn't wait to tell people, just like Elaine Miller.
'I've got a thread, do you know I've got a thread, did I mention I've got a thread' etc.
If the farms had been up he'd have been spamming the link to it.
Attention whoring at its finest. Sad bastard.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
pretty sure someone has mentioned this already but i would just like to remind everyone that the same keffals who is always going on and on about being doxxed and how kiwifarms stole all their personal information and what not has a donation tier on their patreon in which they will just give you their phone number. so really i think the lesson here is not that doxxing is bad but rather doxxing is bad if keffals is not getting money from it.

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$200 to get your own Groomler from a 5'1" ugly looking chick FtM troon where they just add shit PNGs to the original Wiggler PSD instead of getting your own high-effort, high-quality hand-drawn Kiwiggler from any of the nice Kiwifrens here on the site. Lmfao what a joke.
 
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DaTemplar said:
"We're totally winning guys! I know I'm only getting like, 12 replies per tweet, but that means the rest are out making noise and threatening Cloudflare!"
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thinking that he's winning in the "marketplace of money" is genuinely baffling, cloudflare is like a 20 billion dollar company, there is literally nothing he can do to financially affect them
 
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cat merchant said:
Why does every other twitter troon have a bio like this? It’s like they are literal NPCs.
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Because they are pathetic losers with no personality and so the only things they can put in their bios are the things that are wrong with them. Or “wolf girl,” whatever the fuck that means.

What always gets me is how they will list several mental disorders and then go on to explain how the world would be a better place if everyone just listened to them.
 
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Neko GF said:
In addition to demolishing the record for fastest cow to reach 1,000 pages, Lucas has now demolished the record for 2,000 pages.

For perspective:
It took Ethan Ralph's thread 4 years, 6 months, and 26 days to reach 2,000 pages.
It took Russell Greer's thread 2 years, 11 months, 13 days to reach 2,000 pages
It took Chantal/ Foodie Beauty's thread 2 years, 8 months, and 10 days to reach 2,000 pages
It took Amebrlynn Reid's thread 3 years, 6 months, and 3 days to reach 2,000pages
It took DSP's 1st thread 4 years, 7 months, 6 days to reach 2,000pages and his 2nd thread 220 days to reach 2,000 pages

It took Lucas' thread 160 days to reach 2,000 pages.

There are also cows like Johnathan Yaniv and Tommy Totter who aren't even close to touching Lucas's thread numbers.
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Reeeee I need to defend my favourite fat lolcow deadbeat dad, it probably took Ethan Ralph less time to from 1000-2000, Ethan shouldn't be penalised just because he punched a female cop and that induced 9 months of a nontent hiatus.
 
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Irrelevant bum.
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Autism speaks.
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@Null sells Lucas timeshares in his own mind.
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Winter said:
$200 to get your own Groomler from a 5'1" ugly looking chick FtM troon where they just add shit PNGs to the original Wiggler PSD instead of getting your own high-effort, high-quality hand-drawn Kiwiggler from any of the nice Kiwifrens here on the site. Lmfao what a joke.
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I'd literally do this shit for free had I been willing to put forth the effort
The seething and coping of troons like Keffals is worth it
 
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This whole story is just going to turn into Lucas Roberts being the Jessie Smollette 2.0
Can't wait for the day they check that hard-drive of his.... let the fireworks begin.
 
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