Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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lmfao I'm so sorry your gay boyfriend can't dance around like a faggot online and not get laughed at, let's give the government more power to solve that extremely important issue.
How about this: if what you're doing online warrants complete and total anonymity, where even the non existent threat of dox is there, and you can't cover your tracks or use basic opsec, maybe you should just stay off the internet. Clearly these people cannot handle even the slightest discomfort or effort without bursting into a million pieces.
 
Have any journalists asked Lucas exactly why he wants Cloudflare to drop KF? Not the reason for dropping the site, but what the end goal is, given that Cloudflare don't host KF.

Obviously, we all know what he's trying to do - leave the site defenceless against DDoS attacks - but has any journo actually asked him about this? I know they're all fucking useless, but maybe one has.
 
Furfest did right? That & aids
Worse, it was "dashcon". $17,000 got you this.
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I don't believe a Keffals grift event would be so generous.
 
How about this: if what you're doing online warrants complete and total anonymity, where even the non existent threat of dox is there, and you can't cover your tracks or use basic opsec, maybe you should just stay off the internet. Clearly these people cannot handle even the slightest discomfort or effort without bursting into a million pieces of cope.
We used to have after-school PSAs about the importance of opsec back when AOL was the big thing everyone went on, what happened?
 
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No one is going to do anything unless you act like act like an absolute degenerate retard online.or you could just log off if you're of some Internet forum.


I've never seen a more fragile group of people on the Internet. All you have to do is slightly critique them and they start screaming harassment.

Fucksake, these pathetic, obtuse panty-waists...no one on this site creates threads on people just for shits 'n giggles. Despite all the Twitter posts claiming that Kiwi Farms "targeted" them "just for existing" or for "some random reason", it's just not true. Our primary reason for existing is to laugh at people because of their foolish behavior and because they make a spectacle of themselves online in a highly visible, public way. Sometimes we will make threads on someone who is obviously some kind of predator, creep, or scammer and we want some kind of repository for their receipts that they can't easily delete and deny so people can avoid becoming one of their victims, but for the most part threads are made for entertainment. Don't want a thread on Kiwi Farms? Then don't act like a sideshow freak online, don't act like a sexual degenerate who wants to fuck kids or animals, don't be a mooching grifter who preys upon people's generosity because you're too fucking lazy to earn money the honest way, and don't be an enabler and apologist for these types of human garbage. It's a simple as. There's nothing funny or entertaining about someone who just goes about living their life and doesn't draw attention to themselves.

And life itself is dangerous and unsafe. Anyone at any time can get hurt or killed. You can slip in the shower and crack your skull open on the faucet. You can get in a wreck on the freeway or run over by some tweaker while crossing the street. Your commuter train could derail. You might get mauled by a Pit Bull in your front yard. You may get shot by some nigger because you drove into the wrong neighborhood. You might get raped and decapitated by some Muslim refugee. None of us can know when the time for our ticket to get punched will be. It's no reason to live your life in fear like a chicken-shit bitch, especially over some web forum of shit-posters and mischief makers.
 
Have any journalists asked Lucas exactly why he wants Cloudflare to drop KF? Not the reason for dropping the site, but what the end goal is, given that Cloudflare don't host KF.

Obviously, we all know what he's trying to do - leave the site defenceless against DDoS attacks - but has any journo actually asked him about this? I know they're all fucking useless, but maybe one has.
Any journalist who wants to weigh the story on the merits of the facts would absolutely ask the kind of questions you mention here. But I guarantee those ain't the journos keffals is talking to.

It's places like NPR and Vice. It's tabloid sensationalism at best and straight up propaganda at worst. The truth means nothing to these people.
 
Just making up garbage day in and day out, now. Totally winning, you guys!
Attention seeking weirdos have always made bogus claims about the forum that can't be backed up. These people constantly accuse the forum of lying about cows and will then in the same breath believe any Twitter troon who cries about the forum without them even providing a screenshot.
 
I would like to make a prediction for phase 4, the IRL streaming phase. Keffals is banking on getting harassed IRL so he can play victim even further, I kind of doubt this will happen naturally, so we might get a hilarious encounter with one of his troon friends pretending to be a Kiwifarms troll. "HELLO TRANNY IT IS ME! A KIWIFARMS TROLL! I HAVE COME TO MURDER YOU! BLARGH!" and Keffals will run away all dramatically screaming "ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!" and then spend another week crying about how Kiwifarms ALMOST MURDERED HIM IN REAL LIFE! I hope they will wear one of those Guy Fawkes masks and a fedora.

So a nice jussie smollett twist i wonder if that is also illegal in the uk?
 
I would like to make a prediction for phase 4, the IRL streaming phase. Keffals is banking on getting harassed IRL so he can play victim even further, I kind of doubt this will happen naturally, so we might get a hilarious encounter with one of his troon friends pretending to be a Kiwifarms troll. "HELLO TRANNY IT IS ME! A KIWIFARMS TROLL! I HAVE COME TO MURDER YOU! BLARGH!" and Keffals will run away all dramatically screaming "ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!" and then spend another week crying about how Kiwifarms ALMOST MURDERED HIM IN REAL LIFE! I hope they will wear one of those Guy Fawkes masks and a fedora.
I agree except he will say something like "Josh Moon" sent me.
 
Fucksake, these pathetic, obtuse panty-waists...no one on this site creates threads on people just for shits 'n giggles. Despite all the Twitter posts claiming that Kiwi Farms "targeted" them "just for existing" or for "some random reason", it's just not true. Our primary reason for existing is to laugh at people because of their foolish behavior and because they make a spectacle of themselves online in a highly visible, public way. Sometimes we will make threads on someone who is obviously some kind of predator, creep, or scammer and we want some kind of repository for their receipts that they can't easily delete and deny so people can avoid becoming one of their victims, but for the most part threads are made for entertainment. Don't want a thread on Kiwi Farms? Then don't act like a sideshow freak online, don't act like a sexual degenerate who wants to fuck kids or animals, don't be a mooching grifter who preys upon people's generosity because you're too fucking lazy to earn money the honest way, and don't be an enabler and apologist for these types of human garbage. It's a simple as. There's nothing funny or entertaining about someone who just goes about living their life and doesn't draw attention to themselves.

And life itself is dangerous and unsafe. Anyone at any time can get hurt or killed. You can slip in the shower and crack your skull open on the faucet. You can get in a wreck on the freeway or run over by some tweaker while crossing the street. Your commuter train could derail. You might get mauled by a Pit Bull in your front yard. You may get shot by some nigger because you drove into the wrong neighborhood. You might get raped and decapitated by some Muslim refugee. None of us can know when the time for our ticket to get punched will be. It's no reason to live your life in fear like a chicken-shit bitch, especially over some web forum of shit-posters and mischief makers.
Great post so true. 'Not Your Personal Army' or NYPA is an old as fuck saying. "It better be funny" is the basis of every thread from SomethingAwful and PortalofEvil to 4chan to KiwiFarms. Nobody gets a thread because they're a furry or a tranny or whatever. It's only the people doing something that's funny, and if you're being weird and funny in public expect people to point and laugh.
 
So a nice jussie smollett twist i wonder if that is also illegal in the uk?
I guarantee it is absolutely illegal to, in good conscience, stage a phony crime as serious as murder or attempted murder, in any country with a decent judiciary.

For example under 18 U.S. Code § 1038 - False information and hoaxes

>Whoever engages in any conduct with intent to convey false or misleading information under circumstances where such information may reasonably be believed and where such information indicates that an activity has taken, is taking, or will take place that would constitute a violation of chapter 2, 10, 11B, 39, 40, 44, 111, or 113B of this title, section 236 of the Atomic Energy Act of 1954 (42 U.S.C. 2284), or section 46502, the second sentence of section 46504, section 46505(b)(3) or (c), section 46506 if homicide or attempted homicide is involved, or section 60123(b) of title 49, shall—
(A)be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both;


Tl;Dr you can't stage a murder or attempted murder, you get fined/imprisoned. Maximum 5 years
 
Great post so true. 'Not Your Personal Army' or NYPA is an old as fuck saying. "It better be funny" is the basis of every thread from SomethingAwful and PortalofEvil to 4chan to KiwiFarms. Nobody gets a thread because they're a furry or a tranny or whatever. It's only the people doing something that's funny, and if you're being weird and funny in public expect people to point and laugh.
Further, what makes someone threadworthy is universally either on the thread name, or the subtitle. Let's look at Lucas here:
- Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. (Basic descriptor. Nothing to question there.)
- Obsessed with being famous. (If your entire shtick is swinging how much more popular you are than the guy you're "ratio-ing", you are obsessed with popularity)
- Operator of the Catboy Ranch. (Factual statement of illegal activity.)
- Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. (Factual statement of questionable/immoral activity. It's not being a tranny that's the weird part, it's doing porn, including fetish content like fart porn and findom)
- HRT for kids. (Factual statement of illegal activity.)

If you want to know what landed you on the farms, just look at your fucking thread title. It's all going to be there. And if you don't think what's in your thread title isn't funny, objectionable and/or illegal, then consider that your certificate of lolcow-dom. Lolcows almost universally lack self-awareness, or are in so deep they can't admit to being wrong even if they know it.
 
Great post so true. 'Not Your Personal Army' or NYPA is an old as fuck saying. "It better be funny" is the basis of every thread from SomethingAwful and PortalofEvil to 4chan to KiwiFarms. Nobody gets a thread because they're a furry or a tranny or whatever. It's only the people doing something that's funny, and if you're being weird and funny in public expect people to point and laugh.

I always have to shake my head whenever someone starts pissing their panties on Twatter that "I'm being targeted because I'm trans!" or "Kiwi Farms bullies the Autistic!" Because, no, they aren't. I know tranzgingerz are all terminal stage narcissists and they think they're oh so special and unique and important. But in reality, no one gives a shit if they want to pretend to be a girl or they have Autism or whatever. On their own, they just aren't interesting traits. Half this fucking site is likely on the Autism Spectrum somewhere. Big floppy deal. But if you have Autism and you act like you're a big shot all over social media and YouTube because of your Kindergarten-tier web comic about your Sonic recolor OC, and act like an entitled brat when no one shows interest in it or redraws one of the female characters to have a two-foot dong, then we might take interest in you. Or if you're a he-she who is trying to manipulate minors into taking gender shit drugs and cut their dicks off, then we might start a thread about it, because clearly you're a deviant monster who has no business associating with children. No one gives a fuck about Sally Slappytits the Autistic MtF tranny who spends their day blogging about how much they enjoy Sailor Moon and their job as a meter maid.

There's got to be a hook to bring eyes to the thread and keep them there.
 
Further, what makes someone threadworthy is universally either on the thread name, or the subtitle. Let's look at Lucas here:
- Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. (Basic descriptor. Nothing to question there.)
- Obsessed with being famous. (If your entire shtick is swinging how much more popular you are than the guy you're "ratio-ing", you are obsessed with popularity)
- Operator of the Catboy Ranch. (Factual statement of illegal activity.)
- Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. (Factual statement of questionable/immoral activity.)
- HRT for kids. (Factual statement of illegal activity.)

If you want to know what landed you on the farms, just look at your fucking thread title. It's all going to be there. And if you don't think what's in your thread title isn't funny, objectionable and/or illegal, then consider that your certificate of lolcow-dom. Lolcows almost universally lack self-awareness, or are in so deep they can't admit to being wrong even if they know it.
I mean if they were being objective about the existence of a thread here just look at amberlynn reed... she had a whole section dedicated to her last year-ish but "not funny" lead to "boring" lead to "we are merging amberlynn's thread to one page because she is boring"

You don't want to have a thread here? Get off the internet and stop fucking with people's kids, wow that was easy.
 
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