Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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A second statement from Lucas and his cuck mods lmao, more like "My Pawns' Intention to Get Arrested doing my Bidding"
The desperation is real, "PLS SHARE PLS GIVE ME ATTENTION AND MONEY PLSSSS!!!!!"
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"Once again I refuse to comment on Lucas' statement made for the retarded #dropkiwifarms campaign bc it's completely retarded bullshit and also full of lies. Eat shit, Lucas."
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Great post so true. 'Not Your Personal Army' or NYPA is an old as fuck saying. "It better be funny" is the basis of every thread from SomethingAwful and PortalofEvil to 4chan to KiwiFarms. Nobody gets a thread because they're a furry or a tranny or whatever. It's only the people doing something that's funny, and if you're being weird and funny in public expect people to point and laugh.
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You really have to go above and beyond to be featured here. You don't just piss your pants one time in public and be a lolcow.

I didn't know Jordan Peterson had a thread here but when I first saw it I thought....maybe he deserves it. Lol and hold there were some valid point to it. KF having a high standard for being a lil cow means if you got here you dam well fucked up and deserve it.
 
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I love the idea of gender critical because Lucas was probably hopping to get his own subforum from all the people begging for it and then brag about it, instead he got lumped with all the other members of the troon gestapo.
A very nice message of
"You're not the first, you won't be the last and you won't even be a highlight, you're nothing but another brick in the troon wall and you'll be forgotten in a decade as yet another grifter without an original idea"
And of course YWNBAW
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
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Shirts like Ryan's wearing are not sold to men because it's made to show cleavage and no one really wants to see my chest hair in full Sean Connery-esque masculine perfection.
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Maybe it's just your profile pic fucking with me but this guy kinda looks like an old Simpsons background extra. Like a juror member for a Lionel Hutz scene. What an oddly-shaped person.
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
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Shirts like Ryan's wearing are not sold to men because it's made to show cleavage and no one really wants to see my chest hair in full Sean Connery-esque masculine perfection.
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Why do they all do this, really? When slight fame hit in their head they troon out. I hope scientists will find an answer in the future.
 
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MagicalGooseJester said:
Why do they all do this, really? When slight fame hit in their head they troon out. I hope scientists will find an answer in the future.
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Usually kids with no attention from their parents have this. It's what happens when someone like Bam Margera ( he has his own thread Lao ) get famous. Their chemical reactions can't handle this.
 
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MagicalGooseJester said:
Why do they all do this, really? When slight fame hit in their head they troon out. I hope scientists will find an answer in the future.
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You already know the answer


Though in Lucas case I have this to say "I don't want to have chemicals in the water that turns the freaking boys female!" (unfortunately it doesn't have the same bite)
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
You really have to go above and beyond to be featured here. You don't just piss your pants one time in public and be a lolcow.
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I mean arguably Chris-Chan already had enough content to fill a few short story books before he really started getting traction. If the general group has to update a new person on the extensiveness of a person's drama. Well you kind of deserve to be made fun of.
A tldr is only worth a small chuckle and you'd move on.
 
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Kyuss said:
I mean arguably Chris-Chan already had enough content to fill a few short story books before he really started getting traction. If the general group has to update a new person on the extensiveness of a person's drama. Well you kind of deserve to be made fun of.
A tldr is only worth a small chuckle and you'd move on.
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That was how the site got started. It always takes a lot more energy it get going than it does to keep moving ( adding more cows ). You know what I'm saying.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
You really have to go above and beyond to be featured here. You don't just piss your pants one time in public and be a lolcow.

I didn't know Jordan Peterson had a thread here but when I first saw it I thought....maybe he deserves it. Lol and hold there were some valid point to it. KF having a high standard for being a lil cow means if you got here you dam well fucked up and deserve it.
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These idiots haven't seen all the threads that die in Proving Grounds because the prospective lolcow just isn't interesting, productive or disgusting enough to warrant discussion. If you only get mentioned in a megathread, count your blessings and straighten up your life. It's a wake-up call from the rest of humanity.

Of course, the Proving Grounds requiring an account to view makes it so lolcows don't instantly DFE when they notice they've attracted the farmers' eyes, and that's a good thing.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
The flight is too long.....I thought you wanted to make a difference?
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Imagine being on a big boy liner forced to sit next to this dude and having the bacterial/fecal rot smell slowly fill the cab. Mixed with the day old curry and other obnoxious foods that have no business being in a public space. Absolutely degenerate. USA to Japan is 12 hour flight, never doing it again.
 
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MissAnthropist said:
So they're going to gather a group of  maximum fifty people (per the permit), prob much fewer, at a park across the street from a hotel/conference center that is hosting the Cloudfare conference to screech about how being made fun of online is literal genocide.

They're going to do this for THREE WHOLE HOURS, all of which are prime hours for conference goings-on, meaning that their intended targets aren't going to be in positions to come in contact with them.

No one is going to notice them because hotel security will make sure they aren't going to be able to get close enough to hotel property to actually grab attention or bother any paying hotel guests. The only people who will wander over to nod along will be people who already agree with them.

These fucktards just want to take their Delusions of Grandeur on a tour down undah.
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One of them will be bitten by a Sydney funnel web and have a panic attack. That spider is the most deadly in the world. They don't understand that the most dangerous part of Australia is Australia itself.
 
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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
You really have to go above and beyond to be featured here. You don't just piss your pants one time in public and be a lolcow.

I didn't know Jordan Peterson had a thread here but when I first saw it I thought....maybe he deserves it. Lol and hold there were some valid point to it. KF having a high standard for being a lil cow means if you got here you dam well fucked up and deserve it.
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Exactly. And even if they become a lolcow if they stop producing the "milk" of rampant stupidity/lunacy their thread just peters out.

Christopher/Tiffany Moore, the infamous "Macho Maam" Tranny Savage is still active on instagram, still quite as odd as ever. Yet >her thread hasn't seen a post since May.

Why is that? Don't we want to make the troon kill himself? No we just wanna laugh. You have to be an exceptional terminally online moron/schizo/troll/con artist to become a lolcow. And Keffals has all of those qualities.
 
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What happens to a child victim of Lucas' when their parents find out what they've been doing on discord and take away their troonshine? Do they experience withdrawal symptoms like a heroin addict? Do they start running away from home, robbing liquor stores and opening up PO boxes to order it from the local library? While simultaneously having cold sweats and convulsions from the w/d's? :woo:

What a fucking monster. Wiggle in hell, Lucas.


Edit: Also, why don't we have any stories chronicling Lucas and Bobposting's victims? Probably because when their parents found out, if at all, they yeeted their internet access? You gotta notice your son growin tits unless you're not present in their lives at all.
 
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