Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Crass_and_Champ]

It seems that "Qween Keffals", better known as Lucas, is sending some goons to follow us around. Watch your backs, but never give up. Kiwifarms forever.

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Not that Fart Boy would understand nuance, but I'm pretty sure there's a difference between "looking at funny memes and discussing funny people" and "advocating genocide." But what do I know? I'm a shitposter, not a failed dominatrix.

 

[Kyuss]

One of them will be bitten by a Sydney funnel web and have a panic attack. That spider is the most deadly in the world. They don't understand that the most dangerous part of Australia is Australia itself.

You can't compare Brisbane, Adelaide, Sydney, or Melbourne to Broken Hill or Longreach. Tourist cities in Australia are pretty much just europe2.0. It's gay and boring. Absolutely one of the biggest waste of money for anyone to visit unless your job is paying you to go to.
They will be safe and they will act like they were some sort of spartan army braving against the may may nazis. In reality there are entire districts in most these cities that are purposefully watched over just to make sure tourist aren't ripped off or hurt.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Why does every other twitter troon have a bio like this? It’s like they are literal NPCs.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Lucas' empty threat of "wouldn't it be nice if someone hired a PI to dox everybody on kiwifarms" is so fucking ludicrous.

Luke, buddy, you're gonna have to grift waaaaay more than 100k maplebucks to make this work. And that's not even accounting for our Tor friends and these speds:

You might even dox a few people, but you know what's going to happen? Everybody else is just going to laugh at the moron you doxed for having terrible opsec. Happens all the time here, too. Someone says something dumb on the farms, someone else finds out they've reused usernames somewhere else and what do you know it's usually a furry with a gallery full of diaper porn. We're not a cult, we're absolutely not above calling each other out for being retarded.

It's part of the charm, really.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Not that Fart Boy would understand nuance, but I'm pretty sure there's a difference between "looking at funny memes and discussing funny people" and "advocating genocide." But what do I know? I'm a shitposter, not a failed dominatrix.

He really thinks he is trans batman. Or some shit. He is running around with this delusional idea that he is such an important figure to anyone other than himself what he is doing is etched Into granite but really if he just falls off for 2 days he's done for.

 

[Telemeter]

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Spoiler: Statement

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A second statement from Lucas and his cuck mods lmao, more like "My Pawns' Intention to Get Arrested doing my Bidding"
The desperation is real, "PLS SHARE PLS GIVE ME ATTENTION AND MONEY PLSSSS!!!!!"

At some point it could become an actual legal problem to continuously and openly use extortion against someone for the explicit purpose of committing a crime against someone else.

Going by the Cloudflare response, they seem pretty aware of what's going on, I doubt they would want to create more trouble than it's worth by acting against Keffal's useful idiots, but im sure Keffals would fold with just a cease and desist if he keeps chimping at them.

 

[Kyuss]

It is a valid reason to kick someone off a flight for hygiene. That in mind you got a sweater pipe for a stink ditch and you would be kicked Infront of everyone and be a martyr.....this might be keffals plan.

I did that exact trip a few times in my life and I've had people who smelled so much of sewer waste around me I was in a daze of nausea the entire flight. Lucas can try to be a martyr all he wants. Kind of proves a humiliation fetish because who else would willingly want to be attributed to "the person who smells of feces."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What time is today's Belfast Walkabout with that Predator getup strapped to his hunchback? I want to make sure my schedule is clear.

 

[Uncle Buck]

It seems that "Qween Keffals", better known as Lucas, is sending some goons to follow us around. Watch your backs, but never give up. Kiwifarms forever.

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Interesting... advocates actual stalking and harassment of people he falsely accuses of the same because they discuss his despicable public behavior; no self-awareness whatsoever, like so many of his ilk.

But hey, over/under on him placing blame on the monolithic "they" that is the far.ms and all its 16,000+ diverse users for an actual assassination attempt on a public figure?

 

[Silhouette]

Interesting... advocates actual stalking and harassment of people he falsely accuses of the same because they discuss his despicable public behavior; no self-awareness whatsoever, like so many of his ilk.

Doesn't count bro, we're ontologically evil remember?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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It's to solicit as many asspats as possible, I just find it hilarious because I imagine that's how they would greet people in real life. Hi uWu I'm poopychu! I like overfilling my bladder, sucking diapers dry, and I have ADHD, AIDS, retardation, and I poop myself, nice to meet you.

 

[Obscura539]

It seems that "Qween Keffals", better known as Lucas, is sending some goons to follow us around. Watch your backs, but never give up. Kiwifarms forever.

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It's really funny how both Keffals and Ethan Ralph never held a job. It's hilarious they are both burdens on the state. It's hysterical they both want people who don't align with them jobless.

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

It seems that "Qween Keffals", better known as Lucas, is sending some goons to follow us around. Watch your backs, but never give up. Kiwifarms forever.

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Lucas is so blind to what actual working class people think, that he don't realise people would not be sympathetic to somebody grooming and sending hormones to children behind their parents back. I for sure know all my old bosses and my whole family would agree with me.

 

[NachoFebrile]

What time is today's Belfast Walkabout with that Predator getup strapped to his hunchback? I want to make sure my schedule is clear.

Schools are still out for the summer in Belfast so more likely it’ll happen 8:30-9 2:30-3 from Monday onwards

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm really puzzled, do troons actually know what "ontological" and "stochastic" means?
I've never used the two words outside of mathematics autism. Most will just say "random" instead of stochastic and "idea" or maybe "doctrine" instead of ontology.

If these troons think big words demonstrates their intelligence, it's not working.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I'm really puzzled, do troons actually know what "ontological" and "stochastic" means?
I've never used the two words outside of mathematics autism. Most will just say "random" instead of stochastic and "idea" or maybe "doctrine" instead of ontology.

If these troons think big words demonstrates their intelligence, it's not working.

It's what happens when someone you try to complain to says you dont sound smart or professional enough to be taken seriously so you go and get a thesaurus to sound more intelligent but really all you did was jam a big word into a hip hop freestyle.

 

[Louie G]

havent verified myself but I've seen a few people mention that you don't need to pay the taxes on gofundmes in Canada. If they're right he gets to keep all of it.
But this guy had to do fart porn to get by and also struggled with opioid addictions. Poor people, addicts and especially poor addicts spend like no tomorrow whenever they luck into cash. I knew a girl years ago who got a 300,000 grand settlement when her dad got killed at work, she blew through it all in 6 months.
Lucas will piss it all away, i'm positive. He couldn't even wait a week before he took a European vacation.

Seems like as long as he doesn't use his legal fund monies to fund his neet lifestyle... Or as long as he's smart enough to not disclose it i guess. Don't worry tho he has his own legal team an shiet so he'll be fine

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>impromptu
>planned

ok, retard

 

[The Best of Me]

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I hear San Fran has a lot of niggers, Lucas. Sure you want to go there, it’s practically LA.
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Retardation time

I present to you two expemplary east-coast Australian residents

Some possible attendees:

'Jocelyn' Deane. Non-binary 'poetess' whose prenesnce in certain womens' poetry club has made their members uncomfortable

'Josie' Sippel: Professional Kevin Gibes Lookalike and would-be screenwriter whose works could once be sampled online (now memoryholed)

Spoiler: Pretroon

...and ...many more

 

[yydszmiteg1]

I'm really puzzled, do troons actually know what "ontological" and "stochastic" means?
I've never used the two words outside of mathematics autism. Most will just say "random" instead of stochastic and "idea" or maybe "doctrine" instead of ontology.

If these troons think big words demonstrates their intelligence, it's not working.

The whole ontologically evil thing just means it's in your nature right? You are as the kids say "Built different". Kinda like the scorpion and the frog.

Remember these are the same people who say that you can't criticize pedos because they are born with this impulse.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

How are these people so godamn fucking retarded? It's so obviously just referencing this meme.
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BORN TO DIE / WORLD IS A FUCK / Kill Em All 1989 / I am trash man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

BORN TO DIE/ WORLD IS A FUCK/ Kill Em All 1989/ I am trash man/ 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS is a nonsensical engrish phrase.

knowyourmeme.com

To be fair, not everyone can know EVERY meme out there. This is not giving them any sort of credit beyond the fact that they eat crayons. I had to remember this meme after a few seconds as it has been a while.