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It seems that "Qween Keffals", better known as Lucas, is sending some goons to follow us around. Watch your backs, but never give up. Kiwifarms forever. 👌

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Pretty sure most employers don't give a shit what their employees do in their private time, especially if their employee is good at his job. I mean, maybe some tech firm pozzed by Leftard activists at every level or some other Woke shithole might do something. I think most employers would be more concerned about some weird freak trying to harass their employee and report it to law enforcement.

And I know it's difficult for these self-absorbed gender freaks to understand, but families tend to stick together and support each other when you don't make up false accusations about them (like abuse, rape, trainsphobia, etc.) to fish for attention from strangers on social media.

Edit: they would also, y'know, demand actual evidence to backup the accusations and not just take some schmuck's word for it. Again, real life is not like Twitter where people will take someone's word on any old unsubstantiated claim. Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence.
 
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It's what happens when someone you try to complain to says you dont sound smart or professional enough to be taken seriously so you go and get a thesaurus to sound more intelligent but really all you did was jam a big word into a hip hop freestyle.
It's also a reflection of them trying to use academia to back them up. Academics, particularly in the humanities, have long learned that using simple words and brief explanations doesn't amaze the peasantry. Because if you can understand what they're saying, you'll quickly realize they're full of shit. So they have to obscure the fact they don't make a lick of sense by writing like this:
If one examines the neodeconstructive paradigm of expression, one is faced with a choice: either reject dialectic rationalism or conclude that consensus is created by the masses, given that Foucault’s essay on the neodeconstructive paradigm of expression is valid. Lacan suggests the use of dialectic rationalism to modify sexual identity. Thus, an abundance of appropriations concerning substructuralist theory may be discovered.

It's obscurantism, pure and simply. They use uncommon words in the hope everybody will just take them at face value without thinking about it too hard. "Stochastic terrorism", for example, is an absurd concept. You can't be "randomly" terroristic. Terrorism is a targeted and deliberate act. "Ontologically evil" is actually even worse, because it's a concept straight out of Mein Kampf. In order to be "ontologically evil", you need to have evil as part of your being. It was, no joke, one of the justifications for the persecution of Jews. But if you don't give it a moment's thought the term "ongologically evil" it makes the other guy sound intelligent.
 
I'm really puzzled, do troons actually know what "ontological" and "stochastic" means?
I've never used the two words outside of mathematics autism. Most will just say "random" instead of stochastic and "idea" or maybe "doctrine" instead of ontology.

If these troons think big words demonstrates their intelligence, it's not working.
Given they don't know what "woman" means, i doubt they have a good grasp on the rest of the dictionary.
 
It's also a reflection of them trying to use academia to back them up. Academics, particularly in the humanities, have long learned that using simple words and brief explanations doesn't amaze the peasantry. Because if you can understand what they're saying, you'll quickly realize they're full of shit. So they have to obscure the fact they don't make a lick of sense by writing like this:


It's obscurantism, pure and simply. They use uncommon words in the hope everybody will just take them at face value without thinking about it too hard. "Stochastic terrorism", for example, is an absurd concept. You can't be "randomly" terroristic. Terrorism is a targeted and deliberate act. "Ontologically evil" is actually even worse, because it's a concept straight out of Mein Kampf. In order to be "ontologically evil", you need to have evil as part of your being. It was, no joke, one of the justifications for the persecution of Jews. But if you don't give it a moment's thought the term "ongologically evil" it makes the other guy sound intelligent.
It's like anything else in life. What are you trying to hide by doing something else? The fact that its from Mein Kampf is even more wild. Don't they hate nazi's but they use their ideology and jargon? When you sound intelligent but are not actually intelligent it gets dissected very quickly.
 
I'm really puzzled, do troons actually know what "ontological" and "stochastic" means?
I've never used the two words outside of mathematics autism. Most will just say "random" instead of stochastic and "idea" or maybe "doctrine" instead of ontology.

If these troons think big words demonstrates their intelligence, it's not working.
Reminds me of the classic Kids in the Hall sketch.
I need to remember that while Canada has given us Keffals they've also produced some stuff that's worthy of praise.
 
Troons have replaced tumblr emos and goths. Man I wish we could go back
Imagine if emos and goths got face tattoos instead of wearing shitty makeup. Imagine teachers on the lookout for kids that showed "goth tendences" to help get them face tattoos without parental permission. Imagine freaky weirdos on internet poetry boards sending children tattoo kits in the mail. Imagine 40 year old men and women with tattooed on crow markings on their face and black teardrops coming from their eyes trying to hold normal jobs long after any of that stupid shit was fun.

That's the Troons that haven't 41%'d in 2060.
 
Keffals wants to fuck everything. He's a porn addict who's so addicted to porn that he fetishized his own feminization, and as soon as his dad paid for it the very first thing he did was start making porn. He fetishizes Null, he fetishizes himself, he fetishizes feminization, he fetishizes money (findom), he fetishizes farts, he fetishizes feet (talks about sucking catboy toes in a discord ss), he fetishizes animals, he fetishizes children, he fetishizes animal children, and he probably fetishizes his own victimhood/humiliation. And he probably fetishizes his own delusions of superiority as well. He's not trans, he's an autogynophile coomer. He's what happens when you let your kids sit on the internet all day unchecked for a decade plus.

Visual aid: what unrestricted internet access from a young age does to a mf
People that save this shit on their devices are more demented than the troons they're mocking
 
To be fair, not everyone can know EVERY meme out there. This is not giving them any sort of credit beyond the fact that they eat crayons. I had to remember this meme after a few seconds as it has been a while.
True, but seeing this absurdly large, and (to someone not familiar with the meme) seemingly random number of allegded doxed people, then assumining just because it starts with '41' it must be a reference to the troonocide, then going out of their way to censor it in a screenshot for some reason is just ... pretty fucking retarded.
 
Troons have replaced tumblr emos and goths. Man I wish we could go back

I mean, all this Woke bullshit we're facing these days grew out of places like Tumblr where every cow was sacred and untouchable. The kids making up genders and RPing with their headmates fifteen years ago grew up, got on social media with a wider reach, (some) got jobs in influential fields, and they threw tantrums until they got their way. Now the whole world is Tumblr and Live Journal.
 
Keffals wants to fuck everything. He's a porn addict who's so addicted to porn that he fetishized his own feminization, and as soon as his dad paid for it the very first thing he did was start making porn. He fetishizes Null, he fetishizes himself, he fetishizes feminization, he fetishizes money (findom), he fetishizes farts, he fetishizes feet (talks about sucking catboy toes in a discord ss), he fetishizes animals, he fetishizes children, he fetishizes animal children, and he probably fetishizes his own victimhood/humiliation. And he probably fetishizes his own delusions of superiority as well. He's not trans, he's an autogynophile coomer. He's what happens when you let your kids sit on the internet all day unchecked for a decade plus.

Visual aid: what unrestricted internet access from a young age does to a mf
And the worst part is that he can't coom anymore.

He went from a coomer to not being able to have an orgasm a decade ago and he's basically become consumed by male sex frustration.

He is stuck in a coomer's hell: Eternal foreplay.
 
Feel free to clock and hat me but god damn if this isn't a peak Lucas moment:

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This mongoloid expects people to take off work with only a week's notice, shell out hundreds of dollars for travel and board in Australia, and protest on his behalf, yet he can't even he bothered to show up because its too far? This unemployed faggot has no real life obligations outside this farce of a campaign. He has both the time and capital to attend a protest he organized, yet would rather prance around in the Irish countryside like an IPtroon. At this point, Lucas is more of a woman than an activist.
 
Pretty sure most employers don't give a shit what their employees do in their private time, especially if their employee is good at his job. I mean, maybe some tech firm pozzed by Leftard activists at every level or some other Woke shithole might do something. I think most employers would be more concerned about some weird freak trying to harass their employee and report it to law enforcement.
I have a unionised workplace so if any soulless HR lady from corporate so much as takes three steps in my direction there's going be two bullnecked communists rushing to intercept her shouting "What's he done??? Where's your proof???" and I can just sit back and enjoy the irony of these red flag larpers having no intimidatory power that isn't entirely propped up by right-wing corporate-friendly policies.

All power to the soviets.
 
It's what happens when someone you try to complain to says you dont sound smart or professional enough to be taken seriously so you go and get a thesaurus to sound more intelligent but really all you did was jam a big word into a hip hop freestyle.
It doesn't even make sense, these terms are just stupid.
Stochastic defines a process of randomness, at least in the mathematical sense. Unless you have stochastic obsessiveness and compulsions (au-tism), the two words mean the same thing.

So this is how "stochastic terrorism" is defined:
“the public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act, which is statistically probable but whose specifics cannot be predicted.”
This makes absolutely zero sense. Stochastic implies a large degree of random variables working together, sort of like idiots deciding to queue up for a new product. It doesn't try to imply what is and isn't probable. There isn't a distribution for say, hateful but legal rhetoric and actual crimes.
  1. A leader or organization uses rhetoric in the mass media against a group of people.
  2. This rhetoric, while hostile or hateful, doesn’t explicitly tell someone to carry out an act of violence against that group, but a person, feeling threatened, is motivated to do so as a result.
  3. That individual act of political violence can’t be predicted as such, but that violence will happen is much more probable thanks to the rhetoric.
  4. This rhetoric is thus called stochastic terrorism because of the way it incites random violence.
This is completely retarded, whatever happened to that correlation doesn't imply causation and spurious relations talk when it comes to crime and race?
Here, let's reword it.
  1. A leader uses rhetoric in the mass media against a minor faction of Kiwifarms users.
  2. This rhetoric, while hostile or hateful, doesn’t explicitly tell someone to carry out an act of swatting against stupid congresswomen but a person, feeling threatened, is motivated to do so as a result.
  3. That individual act of swatting can’t be predicted as such, but that violence will happen is much more probable thanks to the rhetoric.
  4. This rhetoric is thus called stochastic swatting because of the way it incites random violence.
Does this not sound demented? What about mass hysteria, like that psychologist who's convinced that wind turbines are causing her nausea, and a bunch of other people followed suit after the idiot asked (ie circular logic)? Stochastic wind turbines? Stochastic migraines?
Stochastic 41% yourself.

"Ontologically evil" is an even dumber combination of words.
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Good grief. This is the first search result.

So it's just being naturally evil, I guess. I hate pineapple on pizza, couldn't be because it just tastes weird, acidic, and pineapple is juicy so it turns the whole thing into a slop, my dislike of this topping must be ontological.

Using these terms just makes you look like a spaz. I guess that's better than a troon.
 
Feel free to clock and hat me but god damn if this isn't a peak Lucas moment:

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In a weird way I almost respect the sheer brazen shamelessness of this statement. Lucas, who “fears for his life” and is locked in a “life or death” struggle against an evil multinational corporation Supporting gang stalking terrorists…..who is in a race against the clock before he and his trans followers are KILLED…

cannot take a fucking 20 hours flight because that’s too long.

Yes, you are really in so much danger Keffals. In reality this would just eat into his fast food consumption and Twitter time, and he’s too lazy to leave the apartment. Plus he probably wants to IRL stream.

If you support this guy unironically after seeing this shit, you should be chemically castrated so that your shockingly-low IQ does not get propogated into the gene pool and humanity can continue to evolve.

OH WAIT - THESE ARE TROONS AND ALREADY CASTRATED THEMSELVES.
My bad, thanks guys :semperfidelis:
 
I'm catching up on Luke's social media and, man I don't know, it's just this constant wall of jargon. People calling Cloudflare infrastructure. Liz Fag Jones acting like Cloudflare is some sort of charity that people just give money to and not an actual service that they pay for. Them claiming that the Farms is actually an Australian company now. A protest is now scheduled in Sydney where Luke is conveniently not at. Luke claims not knowing anything about what's going on on Steam while dancing on the Domina game guy.

It's like he's doing some kind of mantra or meme magic, trying to will this retardation into reality. It's staggering and exhausting trying to follow the nonexistent reasoning of these Lost Boys desperately trying to stay in Never Land. I can only imagine the fallout if Luke does bully his way into the public eye. Don't let your dreams become memes, Luke.
 
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