Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%

  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%
  • Total voters
    765
chickenbutt said:
Just the kind of "people" for whom a cream sofa is a wise investment! Good to know Coco & Julianna's excellent decision-making skills extend to furniture purchases.
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Lighter colors hide the massive amounts of caked-on pet hair you're too lazy to vacuum off, darker colors hide the various bodily fluid stains that inevitably accumulate every few weeks.

A true deathfat dilemma
 
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behavioral swamp thang said:
So we're all in agreement this one is the occupational therapist, right?
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I can't believe they let a thin oppressor into fat camp. Enemy at the gates! Enemy at the gates!

I hope she wasn't allowed to partake in the barbecue; that would be sOoOoOoOo triggering for people with restrictive eating disorders like Corissa. However, it would be amazing if she were one of those people who appears to be able to eat 7000 calories per day without gaining an ounce. Usually those people are young and very active, so their eating habits are deceptive because they burn off everything they consume, but if you're an HAES adherent who believes weight has nothing to do with diet, I can imagine it would rankle to see a SHITLORD THIN eating the same meal you did.

HAES true believers are like weight Calvinists. They believe that some of us are just predestined to be God's chosen thin people, while others are doomed to eternal fatness and there's nothing any of us can do about it.
 
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OttoWest said:
Corissa must be swimming in boodle right now, thanks to the profits from Fat Camp (which was broken down earlier in the thread). Maybe Julianna can ask Coco for a loan?
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Juliana does a 180 and says she's looking forward to the long-time support from her new Patreon donors literally seconds after claiming money will be tight between her + her parents' needs. She's so nonchalant about a supposed financial crisis that I'm calling BS and suspect she just got spooked and decided to sperg when HR or payroll told her about the issue. This goes double when you realize she's thirty years old - if she doesn't have enough savings to last two weeks, that's on her.

This highly illustrative clip is what Juliana would be like if she were in real financial danger:

 
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OttoWest said:
Corissa must be swimming in boodle right now, thanks to the profits from Fat Camp (which was broken down earlier in the thread). Maybe Julianna can ask Coco for a loan?
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Juliana can't even kiss Corissa without asking for permission first. If Corissa won't give her a kiss, I sincerely doubt she'd give Juliana a single dollar.
 
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I'm happy for these fat hogs, the Fat Camp looked like a nice time for their kind, and I appreciate that they enjoyed the subtle, yet beautiful Kansas Flint Hills. Yes, J and Corissa made some bank, but it was their first year so I will let them off the hook on thinking to organize custom desserts and shit like that.

The funniest part of the Fat Camp was that one Destuny lookin pig taking a shot. I thought it was a Jello vodka shot but nope, its fucking heavy creamer. God love it.
 
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My god, if your partner who definitely has some money can't bother to spot you $500 or whatever for a few weeks, what's the point of even being in a relationship? You're just roommates at that point. J is absolutely retarded if she thinks Coco loves her. I can't say I understand Corissa's motivation for keeping J around at all at this point aside from some sort of ugly power play or other weird codependent psychological machinations. Maybe J is just around for the trans/queer and fat cred; she's mostly a social media prop.

Then again, if J didn't blow 90% of her paycheck on food, she'd probably have enough to tide her over this month.
 
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rocknrollmartian said:
I can't say I understand Corissa's motivation for keeping J around at all at this point aside from some sort of ugly power play or other weird codependent psychological machinations. Maybe J is just around for the trans/queer and fat cred; she's mostly a social media prop.
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Kansas state employee health insurance.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
Would JULIANA even be able to put Coco on her insurance, though? IDK if you just have to be cohabiting to get on that.
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In my own experience (not in health insurance, just had to sit through HR benefit explanations) being legally married is not a requirement to add someone to your health insurance. My current job does not require proof of marriage or even proof you know the person you're adding so long as it's done during the normal enrollment window. All it cares about is how many people so payroll can set up withholding and the names of those people so payroll/HR/legal can draft the paperwork (I don't know the legal term but if someone is not on your insurance s/he is out of luck and can't "borrow" it, even if both of you + the doctor all agree to it).

All getting married would do is trigger what Obamacare calls a "special enrollment" period and let Julianna + Corissa enroll in a new plan within a certain grace period (2 months for Obamacare exchange plans, not sure what the rules are for other insurance carriers) outside of yearly enrollment but that doesn't matter since Corissa is already on Juliana's plan.

Edit: One other thing I would point out is that Lawrence is a very liberal town in a very conservative state. I could see UKansas scrapping or never implementing requirements for couples to show proof of marriage to get health insurance so that gay + lesbian employees there could add their spouses despite the Kansas constitution's ban on gay marriage.
 
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