Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[My Name is Mud]

The protests are literally just gonna be 10 men showing up, seeing that no one's there, silently standing around on their phones, and then leaving because their autism makes them too uncomfortable to start a commotion by themselves.

It's either gonna be that or they'll start molesting each other. See: any furry convention ever.

It's hard to believe anyone is legitimately this retarded.

To be fair here, it's not too dissimilar to us, in a way. Most lolcows disgust me, but I can't stop looking.

 

[LikeAStone]

Lucas continuing to learn nothing by advertising the location of his young tranny fans to the entire world.

 

[Vanille]

Any journalist who wants to weigh the story on the merits of the facts would absolutely ask the kind of questions you mention here. But I guarantee those ain't the journos keffals is talking to.

It's places like NPR and Vice. It's tabloid sensationalism at best and straight up propaganda at worst. The truth means nothing to these people.

This I've actually been wondering about. I don't think Keffals actually realizes that Cloudflare does not host Kiwi Farms. So hashtag-dropkiwifarms is wasting all of their time and about as much effort as you'd expect them to put into this to try to get Cloudflare to stop providing services to the site, all while almost entirely ignoring who hosts it. They also grossly overestimate how much downtime there would actually be even if Kiwi had to move hosts again.

Keffals is aggressively pursuing Cloudflare for attention and no other reason. It sure as shit isn't common sense.

 

[stupid frog]

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lmao "I'm so disgusted.... but I must continue!"

I'm scared for my heckin' life guys

 

[Something Awful]

A concerned GoFundMe user has pointed out that Keffals is now intending to use the donations to fund a protest in Sydney, Australia.

GoFundMe are in communication with said concerned user and have noted recent public communications by the beneficiary of the fund.

They won't do anything. From their terms of service:

We do not and cannot verify the information that Users or Fundraisers supply, nor do we represent or guarantee that the Donations will be used in accordance with any fundraising purpose prescribed by a User or Fundraiser or in accordance with applicable laws.

They could do something, but they won't because there's no benefit to them. Instead of their cut of the money, they just get a lot of screeching about how Gofundme supports nazi hate site Kiwi Farms and silences brave trans activists.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

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lmao "I'm so disgusted.... but I must continue!"

Aren't the majority of those quotes by cows?

 

[3322]

Aren't the majority of those quotes by cows?

Yes

 

[AnOminous]

I would like to note that he is both a grad student teacher and seemingly a former Boy Scout camp worker. Sheesh.

What a shocker. I wonder what his particular interest in children is.

 

[Inebriated Med Warrior]

so, does keffal and his orbiters still want to go on with their crusade or did they just disbanded 'cause the fad passed?
the lack of activity on twitter seems to point out to that stale unless they passed on reddit

 

[AnOminous]

'Josie' Sippel: Professional Kevin Gibes Lookalike and would-be screenwriter whose works could once be sampled online (now memoryholed)

Oh, yes, the generic tranny rapist with a baseball bat to threaten women because any man would take it from him and beat him with it.

It's either gonna be that or they'll start molesting each other. See: any furry convention ever.


To be fair here, it's not too dissimilar to us, in a way. Most lolcows disgust me, but I can't stop looking.

I meant being so stupid they think the quotes in random_text.txt are all things the site approves of.

 

[stupid frog]

so, does keffal and his orbiters still want to go on with their crusade or did they just disbanded 'cause the fad passed?
the lack of activity on twitter seems to point out to that stale unless they passed on reddit

Maybe they all had to go back to school lol

 

[Nointey]

so, does keffal and his orbiters still want to go on with their crusade or did they just disbanded 'cause the fad passed?
the lack of activity on twitter seems to point out to that stale unless they passed on reddit

they'll burn out and fuck off by Early October, and Lucas will go back to dilating harder than ever

 

[AgendaPoster]

Ladies, I am diversifying the thread with Kotaku lunacy

 

[Troll Face No Space]

Ladies, I am diversifying the thread with Kotaku lunacy
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the ceo of cloudflare a fucking kiwi, lmfao. holy fucking shit the fan fiction these niggers write is some of the best shit out there. jk rowling wishes she could tap into this shit.

 

[Carnival Night Zone]

Ladies, I am diversifying the thread with Kotaku lunacy
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Shouldn't their staff be busy making reviews for weird ass dating sims instead of rallying with groomers?

 

[Markass the Worst]

the ceo of cloudflare a fucking kiwi, lmfao. holy fucking shit the fan fiction these niggers write is some of the best shit out there. jk rowling wishes she could tap into this shit.

No wonder Matthew Prince is losing his patience with these retarded mongoloids who contribute nothing to society but misinformation.

 

[Post Reply]

Outdated picture! Here's a recent picture of Jersh Bin Laden and his second in command Nick Rekieta addressing Kiwi Farms from an unknown location:
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Nick ReQaeda, a small town jihadist from central Minnisomalia.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Ladies, I am diversifying the thread with Kotaku lunacy
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I'm pretty sure the phone company doesn't disconnect your phone if you commit a crime with it.

 

[Harvey Danger]

You know how Daily Stormer was kicked off of Cloudflare right?
"The tipping point for us making this decision was that the team behind Daily Stormer made the claim that we were secretly supporters of their ideology."
The trannies are desperate to make Cloudflare seem complicit. They don't care how many Cloudflare employees get harassed and fired in the process and they most definitely don't care what you're saying is an obvious joke, a joke I would most likely make if they weren't so disingenuous and scummy.
Commence the

That's a good point. It's all been obvious shitposting, but we're dealing with people who don't visit primary sources and don't confirm assertions or screencaps tossed around on Twitter. And you can't expect Cloudflare's CEO to come into the thread and get the joke, he's busy running a multi-billion dollar company.

It's probably best not to joke about it and make Josh's (or Matthew's) life harder. Laughing at the idea is good enough, since it's so self-evidently stupid to begin with.

 

[deso2y]

the ceo of cloudflare a fucking kiwi, lmfao. holy fucking shit the fan fiction these niggers write is some of the best shit out there. jk rowling wishes she could tap into this shit.

Imagine thinking that the CEO and founder of one of the most successful Internet CDNs, who is worth 2.4 billion (with a fucking b) spends his time gossiping about trannies and fat women on an autistic Internet forum.