Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnOminous]

Depending on how long Lucas can keep the legion of troon engaged, I could see Cloudflare getting annoyed enough to drop some legal bombs on Ching Chang Dong and other benefactors. But it hinges on how long this nonsense continued because for now Cloudflare just seems to content to ignore it and wait for the tranny tantrums to end.

They should just sue the corporation for false advertising and unfair competition. That's not a very interesting cause of action for the fake news.

Shit lawyer doesn’t understand that the Farms aren’t hosted by Cloudflare.
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We don't even use their CDN, we have our own.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Zero new donations to the GoFundMe since he started his livebeg. One $25 donation about 17 hrs ago then nothing again for another 24hrs.

 

[The Line]

Recording of the twitter space keffals segment that I was sent.

They began recording later in the conversation, appears to have started as a discussion about accusations regarding the gofundme.

Notable points:

-keffals is preparing to stream later today (IRL?)
-plans to attend the San Fransisco protest
-argues against claims that the donos are being used fraudulently
-LFJ paying for his own travel to Sydney
-Talks about how owning $2000 CF stock will get you a vote on matters, trying to get other people to buy stock for this purpose.
-more bragging about news interviews, alleged unhappy cloudflare employees/customers, google analytics
-hypotheticals about how kiwifarms will be dropped etc.
-"DM me anytime, I'm always around" translation: I'm always on twitter.
-still claims that there will be a "long legal battle ahead of him"

 

[Tetragrammaton]

We can say whatever we want and they'll believe it. It's reaching Chris levels of gullibility honestly

wait till they find out that keffals is just one of our admins and this whole thing as just been a huge prank.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Someone has some neurons that still work.

Link | Archive

 

[Meat Target]

The Kiwi Farms is the equivalent of the Illuminati for these tards. Not only is the Cloudflare CEO a mod, but fucking JK Rowling is also in the site, lmao. I guess anyone they don't like in their gay internet beef a few thousand people max care about must be a member of the Autistic Illuminati. They must think Kiwi Farms secretly runs the world governments as well.

What a riot. It's like a never-ending short bus with these people. Do their handlers know they're using Twitter unsupervised? I think we need to let their elderly parents who these autists live with that they're getting themselves into trouble. Net Nanny might be needed.

Being supervillains is fun.

 

[GoombaBro]

Zero new donations to the GoFundMe since he started his livebeg. One $25 donation about 17 hrs ago then nothing again for another 24hrs.

So he somehow grifted all the way to the bottom of the barrel. Seems like if he knew that empty tip jars make the most money he'd adjust his strategy . Noone can justify donating money to someone who has a small fortune. Especially for a fat ugly man who cries all day. (Ethan ralph)

 

[Scumsucker]

Someone has some neurons that still work.

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Good on them honestly, they all need to give that a read.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Hmmmm a possible investigation and a stream about go fund me, sounds a bit panicked to me.

 

[Punished Neco]

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Cucked.
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The press are scum.

Where exactly are these "bad places on the internet" that he's visited that Kiwi farms is apparantly so much worse than? Sargon of Akkad's discord server?
It's not even that bad here, even if we accept the argument that everyone on the farms is transphobic, it doesn't actually mean shit. The Internet allows people from far distant locations to gather and form communities, that's why even though there's not that many of them per geographical location the Furry (May Allah strike them down) community feels so large.

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No one is going to do anything unless you act like act like an absolute degenerate retard online.or you could just log off if you're of some Internet forum.

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I've never seen a more fragile group of people on the Internet. All you have to do is slightly critique them and they start screaming harassment.

>I want to feel safe
>That's why I have my main account linked in my bio which in turn has a linktree which includes an Email adress to contact me at
>Also why I have an OnlyFans account and an Instagram account linked
>I swear these fucks saw Keffals make $100k from "victimhood" and decide to try to bait a reaction from the farms in the hopes that their sob story will hit the jackpot and also earn them $$$

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

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Recording of the twitter space keffals segment that I was sent by someone. (Can't figure out how to only upload a .mp3.)

They began recording in the middle of the conversation, appears to have started as a discussion about the gofundme.

They don't censor swastikas in Russian games does he think they are Germany?!? And even they stopped recently

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lucas is a lazy Jew. He recently retweeted a shitty CIA niggler that his shit artist made.

Despite this, he has not changed the CIA handler tier to have this niggler. Why have the niggler if you don’t use it in the ideal scenario?

 

[Wnrite]

The irony is that many totalitarian leaders made their enemies into god like evil figures in order to capture the anger of the population.


This is exactly what Hitler did to the Jews, and Stalin to the Buisness owners/farmers, what the fuck is wrong with these troons.

Do you really expect people who would rather rewrite history to suit their views, people who don't even know how the common appliances they use every day work, people who don't have any self awareness in their day to day lives, to understand even the most surface level tactics of any government or idiology?

 

[Girl Abuser]

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Recording of the twitter space keffals segment that I was sent by someone. (Can't figure out how to only upload a .mp3.)

They started recording in the middle of the conversation, appears to have started as a discussion about the gofundme.

The Guy who talks is legitmently arguing for dropping Kiwifarms should be done by the goverment.


Who is this dude, he sounds kind of like a Stalin fan.


Also, Keffal has such a fucking forked tounge, I wouldn't be suprised if he was a snake in a sumo costume.

 

[Carnival Night Zone]

What did I miss? Who passed away?



So Ben Collins is saying Kiwifarms is worse than forums where actual childfuckers meet and exchange child pornography videos and pics and conspire for real life child pornography? Wow.

I am totally acknowledging him as a serious journalist.

What a piece of shit.

And journos wonder why people think they’re colossal clowns

 

[Baraadmirer]

Seriously, the r/keffals is a gold mine of lulz, but it can't fully scrub people questioning the safety of DIY HRT.

Here's the current discussion, but let's see what Reveddit reveals.

Reveddit | Archive

A continuation ( Archive ) of scp-535's defence of HRT despite acknowledging that it is "pretty dangerous".

 

[1-800-GAMBLER]

Someone has some neurons that still work.

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[The Line]

Keffals?! Wtf?

 

[Cat Bread]

<"Land Down Under" plays ominously in the background>

It's always interesting - if not mildly horrifying - to see angry twitter users with anime pfps congregating in the wild.

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Oh my Lord, I hope that someone cosplays as pic related and infiltrates the protest to provide us with a livestreams of events or not, because it's probably a safe bet that one of the genuine attendees will be sharing videos over the bird app.
Maintaining a falsetto voice is quite the challenge when belting and screeching and so I expect Liz's voice to break over the megaphone while leading protesters in a totally unique, never heard before battle cry:

HEY!!! HEY!!!
HO!!! HO!!!
THE KIWIFARMS HAS GOT TO GO!!!​

Imagine some poor, random Aussie boomer walking by this group and its miasma of toxic fumes, wondering what a bunch of Yanks and unfortunate looking "wish they had true and honest" cunts from 'STRAYA have against farmers from New Zealand and took offence.

Also, I hope that Keffals and Liz have the bloody decency to acknowledge that they are protesting on the traditional territory of the Dromaius novaehollandiae first nation.​

 

[Doji]

Leak of kekfals after tweeting very important instructions to his troonies.