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Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Well I once heard of a monk who got desperate during his vow of celibacy and fucked a tree hollow and got bits of bark stuck in his wang
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>"I'll go on twitter in small doses and avoid conflict"
>immediately makes bitchy QRTs to try and start shit
never change, gyro
EDIT: treefucker confirmed, add that to the list of sexualities
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Shes so fucking stupid, I dont even know what to say to this shit.
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"Staying off social media for mental health" but continuing to lurk, RT, etc is like moving out for your mental health and then coming over to visit every single day. I think she expected a much bigger response to her "it's over" and "it's getting too real" tweets, but nobody really pays her much attention in any consistent way. Except us lol
ETA: wow I'm an idiot, didn't even notice that my "move out for your mental health and visit every day" comparison literally describes what she's done w/her parents. Amazing
ETA: wow I'm an idiot, didn't even notice that my "move out for your mental health and visit every day" comparison literally describes what she's done w/her parents. Amazing
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Leaves twitter for a few days for their mental health, comes back a plant fucker.
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I wonder how the ghost husbandos feel about being replaced by weeds. That said, 'queerplatonic' is qweer for 'friend I don't want to fuck'. So if Stephanie queerplatonic for nature, that would by definition mean that it's not actually a (pseudo)sexuality, right?
buoyverificationfuel
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I'm still genuinely stumped on how you can be asexual, aromantic, and attracted to plants. Is this bitch just saying she wants to be friends (without benefits) with a tree? What could you possibly get out of that relationship?
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Jeffery Dahmer's spirit is inside the dandelion in the Walgreen's parking lot and we just have to accept that fact now
Fancy Carstairs
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what will staph find out she can be attracted to next! will it be the sun? minerals? zooplankton?
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Hand sanitizer
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You're joking, but this would have been the smart way for Staph to segue between relationship/belief systems.
Pick a bush outside the window, do a sacred ceremony where you pour half an Olipop on its roots and declare that it told you it has the spirit of Michael Jackson in it. Or the spirit that ~you knew in human guise as Michael Jackson~ was and is always actually this azalea.
I don't know; at least make an attempt.
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She really needs to get laid. But, seeing as how that's never going to happen, treefucker it is.
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: SCOTUS ALSO RULED AGAINST OUR RIGHT TO HAVE CREAM PIE
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You can't be, but the brain rot in these people makes words meaningless.
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Shes still butthurt at a teacher who was obviously worried about legitimate issues. Obsession is not healthy. If the teacher even noticed then it's a problem. A special interest is not a reason to be unhealthy and obsessed over something.
No idea wtf this is about.
Lol, got scammed from a porn site she really is a boomer.
I call bullshit.
Staph has the audacity to roast someone's photo.
She liked this. Its fucking weird. They sexualize it that would include the low IQ pant shitting handicapped ones who literally have the brains and IQ of a 1 year old. Gross.
No idea wtf this is about.
Lol, got scammed from a porn site she really is a boomer.
I call bullshit.
Staph has the audacity to roast someone's photo.
She liked this. Its fucking weird. They sexualize it that would include the low IQ pant shitting handicapped ones who literally have the brains and IQ of a 1 year old. Gross.
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"I gave myself a laceration deep enough to require stitches and an xray."
First off, that sounds like work. Staph hasn't put that much effort into anything in her life.
Secondly, they're only going to x-ray a laceration if there's a concern for a foreign body left in it. I guess she could have stabbed herself with an obsidian ritual dagger and broken the tip off, but again, that sounds way too rad for Staph.
There's no way she wouldn't be broadcasting an inpatient stay from the rooftops, let alone the real-world concern that her parents might call an end to her apartment adventure because of it.
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Yarrow, serious talk: if things you read online are fucking with your mental well-being, you must get offline for real. Giving you the benefit of the doubt, if you feel like hurting yourself, you should not be online triggering bad thoughts. It’s your responsibility.
On a different topic, if you molest a tree you are going to get a rash where you don’t want a rash. The tree can not consent. Step away from the tree.
On a different topic, if you molest a tree you are going to get a rash where you don’t want a rash. The tree can not consent. Step away from the tree.