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I can see why someone would be turned off by the song. It sounds like a seizing retard tried to recreate Earthbound's soundtrack.
This song sounds like the squeaky noises a mirror makes when you clean it. How could anyone listen to it and not break out laughing, let alone have sex with it playing?
This is the music equivalent of touching wet food in the sink.
It sounds like an asthmatic baby elephant trying to blow through a broken airhorn.
To me, it sounds like someone decided to make a song out the sounds tortoises make while fucking.
 
The only silver lining of reddit is that they haven't shut down the legacy version (yet).
It shows that at least one person inside of reddit still remembers digg.

Although given what the pajeets did to twitter, I expect there will come a day when they'll try anyway once enough of those locusts are inevitably in charge.
 
To me, it sounds like someone decided to make a song out the sounds tortoises make while fucking.

Lol! This reminds me of someone who claimed they had winamp on shuffle in the background and it slipped in an episode of the yogpod.

I can see why someone would be turned off by the song. It sounds like a seizing retard tried to recreate Earthbound's soundtrack.
Me (nervous about sex): "Ok. Ok. It's just like in a computer game. I'll be Red and she can be Pink..."
*bearshare set to blast this*

"No wait, it's like I'm fighting big core!"

"Hmm... Maybe something more abstract???"
 
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All the anthropology and history subreddits are filled with butthurt leftists and/or seething brownoids and I fucking hate it.
That’s because Reddit treats anthropology as a real pop science, while telling you that human biology is not a real thing. Reddit treats history as something they can make up along the way with no factual background, while accusing you of being a revisionist of history in the sake of stopping ”progress”.
 
All the anthropology and history subreddits are filled with butthurt leftists and/or seething brownoids and I fucking hate it.
Lol true. r/Badhistory is the most egregious example of this: it exists only to screech about le nazism whenever someone questions the morality of the Dresden bombing or of the deportation of Germans after WWII
 
They wanna be IRL jannies :story:

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