The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AMHOLIO]

Man, thinking about the tranch makes me wonder how Lucas' own grift money and purchases will be a year from now. They were on the top of the world, huge wad of money, new equipment new weed new everything, and now here they are... nothing but a dirt farm with 4 people and ~100 useless alpacas they don't even ranch, with EVERYTHING falling into disrepair thanks to their poor planning and bad choices. I can't imagine what Keffals pile of fail will look like in a year's time.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I've seen recreational meth RVs better set up than this

 

[AssignedEva]

This is why I assumed they were melting the knobs off. Gas dryers can melt themselves, too, if they're improperly installed without the restrictor valve on the gas line. It's a $10 part and super easy to put on, so of course they don't have it on there.

That would require some forethought and planning, possibly a willingness to consult locals for advice (and therefore humility on Penny's part that he doesn't know everything) - therefore it would have been impossible.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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I've seen recreational meth RVs better set up than this

Suddenly craving a King of the Hill episode of the Tranch. It would be criticized for the troons being too silly to exist IRL (lol), but would still be comedy gold.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Suddenly craving a King of the Hill episode of the Tranch. It would be criticized for the troons being too silly to exist IRL (lol), but would still be comedy gold.

Great now I need fan fiction of hank delivering propane and propane accessories to the Tranch

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

Great now I need fan fiction of hank delivering propane and propane accessories to the Tranch

Dale would be his armed guard.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Dale would be his armed guard.

You mean Earl ( dale under cover reporting on some 4ch boomer blog) about the horrors of the tranch thats a good start

 

[Bitch Cakes]

And Peggy, as is cannon, would be mistaken by the Tranch as one of their own, leading her to be very, very upset. Being confused as one of the drag queens was one thing, but being mistaken as a True and Honest on the Tranch? Yeah, that’s not going to work

Also, side-storyline where Kevin tries to crack Bobby's egg, but Bobby is repulsed and Hank ends up kicking his ass.

 

[NyQuilninja]

And Peggy, as is cannon, would be mistaken by the Tranch as one of their own, leading her to be very, very upset. Being confused as one of the drag queens was one thing, but being mistaken as a True and Honest on the Tranch? Yeah, that’s not going to work

Also, side-storyline where Kevin tries to crack Bobby's egg, but Bobby is repulsed and Hank ends up kicking his ass.

I stand behind this remake we need John Redcorn in there as the "racist White Trump voting" Native American Sheriff

 

[Shig O'nella]

You know, part of the deep lore of Phil (according to Phil, at any rate) is that he was a brilliant financial genius who leveraged the world financial market and was fabulously successful (albeit functionally illiterate) until he realized that it was all but a hollow achievement. After he had this revelation on the road to dumbasscus, he proceeded to burn down his old life and build back better by embracing HRT, self-mutilation, and animal hoarding of both the two- and four-legged types.

It's crazy, I know, but given the current dilemma I'm starting to wonder if Phil may have exaggerated his financial acumen. But would a troon lie to us to so outrageously about his bona fides?

Whatever else you may achieve in this life, know this: you have added "the road to Dumbasscus" to my lexicon forever.

 

[Oxyjen]

I should know by now to always look at the details of any photo the tranch posts, but all the talk of jerry-rigging prompted me to zoom in a bit closer on that cylinder, and it's worse than anything I could have imagined. They''ve even managed to fuck up on the simple idea of connecting the regulator to the tank. This is basic safety, stuff, but instead of getting a regulator that fits and simply screwing it on, they've bodged it up with copper tube. 10mm copper tube, to be precise, the sort that's designed to be easy to bend by hand. And all totally unsupported and just flapping around in the breeze. Just what you want when livestock are wandering around all the time. Can't wait for that stress fracture. Probably won't be too long either, since they've picked out a bit of pre-weakened copper pipe with a couple of huge gashes in it.

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And they wonder why we keep laughing at them. The rest of the plumbing looks a bit ready for replacement too, but that's a maintenance thing, not a being a fuck witted troon thing.

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Wow, that is pretty fucked up. Fair enough bodging a connection *after* the regulator, but that’s just plain asking for trouble.

FWIW, a 100lb tank will last a looong time just running a stove. I used to have that and only changed it about every 6-9 months. The water heater is a lot more extravagant, but you’d still get a month or so.
Hot air furnace? Fugeddaboutit.

 

[AssignedEva]

Great now I need fan fiction of hank delivering propane and propane accessories to the Tranch

Amhole ain't right

 

[Ghostse]

i love this thread because it's full of smart specialists dunking on these clowns who think they know everything

I'm a city girl, and even I know that shit looks dangerous as hell.

Winter can't come soon enough.

@Ghostse Man if you're telling something to remove something don't quote it in full lmao

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[MissAnthropist]

Wow, that is pretty fucked up. Fair enough bodging a connection *after* the regulator, but that’s just plain asking for trouble.

FWIW, a 100lb tank will last a looong time just running a stove. I used to have that and only changed it about every 6-9 months. The water heater is a lot more extravagant, but you’d still get a month or so.
Hot air furnace? Fugeddaboutit.

I just hope they're still trying to use that thing when the snow and subzero temps show up. Assuming that they are trying to run the whole house off of that tiny thing, they're gonna have to drive throughs the CO Winter to town to get it filled up at least once a week.

I'm here for the inevitable "We're snowed in and can't leave to refill our propane tank" saga. The Tranner Party? The Downs-er party? IDK, but they should eat Kevvy first when they resort to cannibalism.

 

[80's Dad]

Wait, Earl managed to pull off the propane tank repo and we don't have drone footage of it?? Who was in charge of the drone that day?! God danggit, Bobby.

I'm not familiar with using propane so I googled 'why would a propane tank get repoed' and the answer was nearly always tied up in the sale of the house but not the transfer of the lease on the tank. So the property could have been sold to Paul and mommy thinking that the tank was owned free and clear, and not leased. Or maybe the lease is in Paul's name, since he is still technically the property owner, and he's not paid his bill.

Or the propane company could totally have a note on the Tranch's account saying 'TRANNIES - DO NOT SERVICE'. That's probably it!

That little tank they hooked up looks sketchy as hell. Maybe I just have a healthy fear of gas that happens to be flammable being pumped into my house, but I'd sooner use the wood stove for warmth and cook on a Coleman camp grill and boil water in a kettle to bathe in than do what they're doing. Now that I think about it, that house is just falling down around them. I know it was a bit of a project when they bought it, but so many things go wrong with this house.

 

[Bogliacci]

I don't know any repo operations that don't send out their guys armed. Where does this happen?

These weren't just repo guys doing debt collection, this is the company sending a company employee to retrieve company property.

 

[Ghostse]

Wait, Earl managed to pull off the propane tank repo and we don't have drone footage of it?? Who was in charge of the drone that day?! God danggit, Bobby.

That was me, sorry. I was using the drone to guide our ground forces in for another raid on the Tranch.

They followed and stumbled into the middle of the Tranchers doing their drills and... well, it turned into a complete disaster.
45 seconds after contact with the tranemy , not a single Earl was combat capable due to laughter. We lost three good Earls that day. Literally died of laughter seeing human potatoes in poorly-fitted body armor waddling around, missing targets at 35 feet, and shouting in their uptalkling tranny voices.

Those poor souls, they died before knowing the joy that is "Tranch: The winter with no propane" saga.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I know it was a bit of a project when they bought it, but so many things go wrong with this house.

If only the 10 or so unemployed men who have floated in and out of there in the last 3 years could have found the time to do a little light work around the house.

 

[Path Wanderer]

I don’t know if this has been said before but the tranch is the perfect metaphor for transgenderism. Isolated. Chaotic. Unregulated yet totally barren. If God or whatever force controls this Earth now scorches the land into oblivion, I guess that would be its way of saying they go -ACK!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I don’t know if this has been said before but the tranch is the perfect metaphor for transgenderism. Isolated. Chaotic. Unregulated yet totally barren. If God or whatever force controls this Earth now scorches the land into oblivion, I guess that would be its way of saying they go -ACK!

Taking a functional and dynamic penis-dominant grassland and turning it into a withered AmHole-dominant desert.