Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Curious to see how Null handles his person stream that he promised. Lowtax did a lot of stupid shit and picking highlights to create comparisons to Nulls work seems reasonable since SA was sort of a proto kiwifarms.
 
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Null has taken time from his busy schedule of trying to keep the Farms running, arranging distributed hosting, securing funding and being the subject of the Internet's latest Two Minute Hate in order to deal with the Farms' biggest issue: People talking about how many pages threads have. This is thus clearly Serious Business and we should NOT talk about how Lowtax's thread is only a few pages off being 1000 pages long, despite him having carried out a high-energy trepanning procedure on himself nearly a year ago. We should NOT remark on how this is probably a more significant achievement than anything he did in his last 20 years of life and how remarkable it is that people still find him pathetic and funny enough to keep this thread almost as busy now as it was when he was alive. We must NOT post Lowtax memes and media when this thread reaches 1000 pages, nor must we keep posting in this thread in order to make that happen.

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Spunt said:
Null has taken time from his busy schedule of trying to keep the Farms running, arranging distributed hosting, securing funding and being the subject of the Internet's latest Two Minute Hate in order to deal with the Farms' biggest issue: People talking about how many pages threads have. This is thus clearly Serious Business and we should NOT talk about how Lowtax's thread is only a few pages off being 1000 pages long, despite him having carried out a high-energy trepanning procedure on himself nearly a year ago. We should NOT remark on how this is probably a more significant achievement than anything he did in his last 20 years of life and how remarkable it is that people still find him pathetic and funny enough to keep this thread almost as busy now as it was when he was alive. We must NOT post Lowtax memes and media when this thread reaches 1000 pages, nor must we keep posting in this thread in order to make that happen.

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Man I'm just waiting for the crime scene photos to leak.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Mangosteen everywhere.

I wonder if he deleted his foot fetish porn first or if he left it for his family to find?
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That's all his kids inherit. And the soiled couch.

I joke though, it's hard to not be impressed with his progress. He kicked the drugs, the booze, and is really losing all that extra weight, good on him.
 
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moonman1488 said:
I miss him tbh. I actually played back 4 blood with him like 5 days before he blew his head off no joke.
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It's actually pretty sad that even now when troons and pedos (but I repeat myself) are attacking the site accusing us of killing people, absolutely nobody gives a shit about Richard, someone whose coverage on the site probably actually did seriously reduce the quality of his life.

I mean it was all shit he actually did, it's not like we made it up, but it certainly had more to do with it than anyone else we're falsely blamed for driving to suicide.

Not saying we actually are responsible, because he could have, for instance, not blown all his money just to fuck his kids out of child support, then offed himself when he realized exactly how badly he had fucked himself by doing that.

It's just pretty sad that given his status as probably the best person to blame us for killing, not even the troons attacking the site can pretend to care.
 
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moonman1488 said:
I miss him tbh. I actually played back 4 blood with him like 5 days before he blew his head off no joke.
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How the fuck did he pay his Bill's after SA if all he did was sit around and play video games and eat gas station hot dogs?

He still by all measures, had nicer things than 90% of us yet no income whatsoever. His 32 gaming garbage streamers were not doing anything for him.
 
He sold SA for somewhere around $400,000 and "lived" off that until his death. That kind of money could last years under normal circumstances but then he intentionally blew it all in a year so his ex and kids couldn't have any.

As described multiple times in this thread, quitting your job and blowing all your savings doesn't lower your alimony and child support obligations, and the court was already angry enough about it to freeze the last $90k of his money and brought the banhammer down with payments based on what he should have had via income and savings, so he literally killed himself instead of like getting a job and begging Mommy for more cash.
 
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How the fuck did he pay his Bill's after SA if all he did was sit around and play video games and eat gas station hot dogs?

He still by all measures, had nicer things than 90% of us yet no income whatsoever. His 32 gaming garbage streamers were not doing anything for him.
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I’ve posted some screens off his steam profile in here before, about a month before he killed himself he spent hundreds on every dlc for Earth Defense Force on steam.
 
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