Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

I’m shocked I didn’t (for some reason) see that Lucas is about no disclosure when it comes to sex.

Like that’s clearly to lay a virgin who doesn’t know how a real pussy feels and isn’t looking too hard.

That’s the only reason to not disclose; if you had never eaten meet I’m sure an impossible burger would taste pretty good.
I'm straight so I wouldn't fuck a troon anyway but from the pictures I've seen on here there is no fucking way you wouldn't be able to tell an amhole from a real woman.
Even fucking Ray Charles would know, even if you had some genetic condition that left you with no sense of smell and were completely blind that stink ditch is nothing you would find on an actual woman.
Its pure cope to say "they couldn't tell" what they mean is "they were gay and desperate and didnt care."
 
Can you imagine the fallout for Twitter if keffals was banned though? Troons are some of the site's most active users. It'd be a gigantic shitstorm- an army of internet troons accusing twitter staff of being Nazis or TERFs or whatever the fuck. Keeping the degen groomer around is an appeasement tactic.
(Not to say that they should, lmao)
He was already banned (suspended) though about a month ago. The world managed to carry on.
 
I'm glad the registration is closed. Theres going to be a huge influx of faggots with CNN running articles about a child groomer.
I don't think there's going to be a CNN piece. They certainly aren't flying a camera crew to Ireland. If anything it would've been a local freelance stringer.

Remember how a Vice production crew was supposedly following him around the world a week or two ago? Don't hear anything about that now, huh? We would've seen a story by now if it was a puff piece.
 
We're not mad Lucas, just disappointed that society allows vermin like you to exploit the mentally handicapped for 6 figures
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Literal DSP tactics in play now, "WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY IT MAKES MUH DETRACTORS MAD SO KEEP DOING IT!!!"
plus more trying to act tough lmao
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”Donate now to make Ethan Ralph Seethe! Every dollar given angers America First!”

Getting Kino Casino vibes from this oily and stink-ditch-owning abomination.

LOL faggot no one give a fuck about your retarded groomed children giving you money, you are a walking joke. You read your own thread every day and now there is a sub-forum because of you called “Stink-Ditch” with your misogynistic quote as the descriptor, lmao.

How many normal people do you think have read about you brewing bathtub HRT, doing fart porn, saying you want to rape and dominate natal women, and doing everything you yourself condemn?

No amount of money can return your missing penis and balls, Lucas.
 

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God damn it, I missed the thread reaching 6 million views. The site was down while Keffals made his stupid tweet bragging about how much more popular his twitter is than the KF because his thread only had "30k views" because he is a retard who can't read and confused replies with views. I wanted to point this out once we reach the big 6 million, but we are just TOO DAMN POPULAR. Once we hit 6 Gorillion I will be ready. Also this means the thread gained 2 Million views since the site has been back up, because I checked before and we were at 5 Million. Can someone say Streisand effect?

Also this is different than counting the threads page numbers ok, don't come for me.
 
We're not mad Lucas, just disappointed that society allows vermin like you to exploit the mentally handicapped for 6 figures

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Theres a scene in Game of Thrones between Jaime and Bronn which comes to mind seeing Keffals brag about having money. It was about how the Unsullied, an army of dickless men, having no need for gold because they can’t spend that money on family or women all because they don’t have a cock to make a family or have a good night with a woman.

Funny how all that money is going to literally be wasted on trinkets and end up in a trash pile with no legacy when Keffals dies.

Am I jealous? Not in the slightest as I still have my dick.
 
Oh shit. Someone's finally posted about a retard I've been observing.

Meet selindrilis:
SJW scalie in a """queer""" relationship, terminally online keyboard warrior, and enforcer of e-justice.

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Joined January 2022. 17.5k tweets already.

If you are unfortunate enough to use the bird app, you've likely seen selindrilis in his natural state: arguing in comments under a tweet.

Selindrilis's favorite activity is reporting others on twitter, and smugly announcing that he has done so.
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17 report announcements at least in the month of August alone.

*Search "from:selindrilis report" on twitter and you will be scrolling through the results for hours.
The sheer volume of reporting this man creates is insane. So much so that his reports are backed up by days.


Name: Christopher John Forrest, went by Chris for most of his life.
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This guy is so obsessed with reporting that he has regular "lists" of reports. He proudly posts these results. It is very sad.
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What he looks like:
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Chris is constantly online and has tweeted about him being on kiwifarms before.
Chris is a man in a straight relationship. He is likely some flavour of half-gay, but a man dating a woman is not homosexual and he will never be a lesbian.

This guy's obsession with internet points is one of the most pathetic things I've ever witnessed and it's fitting that Lucas would attract someone like this.

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LINK to an earlier writeup on Chris by another kiwi
He kinda looks like Ronnie McNutt if he did not offed himself live on Facebook
 
When Lucas inevitably gets kicked off Twitter or Twitch again for letting his mask slip too far again, people are going to go hardcore internet hall monitor on his ass. If he stayed banned back in July, he'd maybe be able to scrape by with that "producer" alt account, but now, if he fucks up again, people are gonna pounce.

But even then he won't understand why doing this shit is bad. He'll only understand that it's bad because it's happening to him. Jim's got a big family and his wife to go home to, all Lucas has is his Twitter account and discord full of teenagers to groom.
"The KiwiFarms Playbook"
Oh shit bros they figured out the secret playbook all posters must read every time before they click "Post Reply"! And here I this strictly non-engagement oriented site's only real "tactic" was archiving links and screenshotting shit to make fun of from a distance.

I think part of the reason why journos keep buzzing around Lucas is because his false narrative about KiwiFarms being some kind of autistic illuminati can help them push their "Alt-Right internet cult pipeline"/"Alt-Right handbook" narrative that they've been pushing since 2017. You know the kind of story written by cat ladies and soyboy journos with headlines like "Your son may be being brainwashed by evil green frog memes!" and those Vice documentaries about 4chan and /pol/ and the like. It's just an evolution of the "hacker known as 4chan" bullshit.

Or video series like these:
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that read too deep into 4chan memes.

There are most definitely white nationalist centric spaces where friendless loser zoomers who hate the world can end up and get radicalized, but eventually (at least I'd hope) they grow out of it. The same can be said for every teenager who larps as a communist or socialist or tankie or whatever. Lucas's discord is one of those spaces, aimed at grooming teenaged boys into transitioning with free illegally produced hormones. This site is not one of those spaces. This site routinely mocks people all over the spectrum (political, of course) who don't grow out of their radicalized mentalities and dig their heels in when met with opposition (which leads to laughs).

KF is the absolute worst choice to lump in with the rest of the "Alt-Right XYZ pipeline" narrative sites just because people can say "faggot" and "tranny" without getting banned or shadowbanned, and it's laughable for someone who claims to have been to "the worst parts of the internet" cry about how Kiwifarms is somehow the worst of the worst..

Documentation, archiving and mockery is worse than sites with the sole purpose of hosting videos of people getting murdered? Documentation, archiving, and mockery is somehow worse than sites that host CP or only exist to host actual revenge porn? Sites that literally exist to facilitate illegal drug trafficking, human trafficking, etc aren't as bad as calling Lucas Roberts a man?
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I see how this is setup
1) Lucas causes or gets into controversy
2) his journo friends write articles about how much of a hero he is
3) no one knows who the fuck he is, so they look at Taylor Lorenz's article
rinse and repeat
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They're straight up telling Keffals to fuck off now. Also, this bottom commenter can just fuck right off too.
I'm glad Matthew had the courage to just outright tell them to fuck off directly. They're so desperate they're now outright making shit up about the dude's dead friends.
So much for trying to honor the dead, right, Lucas? Wanna try speaking ill about Sagal's history of making threats towards other troons?
 
The sheer amount of money this idiot has grifted from other idiots has got me so mati.

I shouldn’t be but how much money he has gotten his hands on for doing NOTHING but being a retard and lying online and continuing to lie in the faces of his braindead followers.

I’m sure he’ll only continue to stack money as well, and I doubt we’ll see it used for anything other than bullshit or maybe ramping up his opioid addiction again.
*sigh*
 
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