Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

He looks insane

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Winter said:
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Literal DSP tactics in play now, "WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY IT MAKES MUH DETRACTORS MAD SO KEEP DOING IT!!!"
plus more trying to act tough lmao
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set the fire that led to where we are today
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Right. I assume he means "at 100k in my pocket" because he has achieved fuck all else.

So far he has:

-Slandered the London Ontario Police
-Terrified a whole bunch of young troons who think they will be murdered if they leave their homes
-United the kiwis, even those who didn't give a shit about him before
-Had a few biased pieces published in mainstream media
-Ripped off some troons, who are starting to get upset
-Turned the Rekieta fandom against him
-Turned the Metokur fandom against him

Of his major objectives,

The farms are still up
Cloudflare have refused to bend the knee

I mean, he has made a lot of money by lying to and exploiting his own community, so Troon Tuesday, but nothing else has actually been a success.
 
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God damn it, I missed the thread reaching 6 million views. The site was down while Keffals made his stupid tweet bragging about how much more popular his twitter is than the KF because his thread only had "30k views" because he is a retard who can't read and confused replies with views. I wanted to point this out once we reach the big 6 million, but we are just TOO DAMN POPULAR. Once we hit 6 Gorillion I will be ready. Also this means the thread gained 2 Million views since the site has been back up, because I checked before and we were at 5 Million. Can someone say Streisand effect?

Also this is different than counting the threads page numbers ok, don't come for me.
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41% of those views are Keffals checking the page over and over and over btw.
 
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Can we take a moment to appreciate how good of a grifter Lucas is? He managed to sneak his way up to 100k by increasing the donation goal every time it got close, starting at 10k and reaching 100k. Now all these trannies are out 10$ so Lucas can blow it all in the Loyalist side of Ireland, where he certainly gets called a tranny every day by 5'2 Irish catholics.
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Congrats, Keffals, on reaching your GFM goal! It seems like you're aware that changing the goal again would be super suspicious, so why don't we have a recap of all the times that happened?
  1. $20,000: 9 Aug 2022 (8:53 AM); initial goal
  2. $30,000: 9 Aug 2022 (10:30 AM)
  3. $40,000: 9 Aug 2022 (12:04 PM)
  4. $50,000: 9 Aug 2022 (1:30 PM)
  5. $55,000: 9 Aug 2022 (5:55 PM); was briefly $60,000 before being lowered
  6. $60,000: 9 Aug 2022 (8:20 PM)
  7. $70,000: 9 Aug 2022 (10:55 PM)
  8. $80,000: 10 Aug 2022 (5:21 PM)
  9. $90,000: 11 Aug 2022 (3:22 PM)
  10. $95,000: 17 Aug 2022 (9:44 PM), with it surpassing the goal by 19 Aug 2022
If anyone can help me find a post for when the goal changed to $100,000, that'd be much appreciated.

And for any of you thinking that the goal automatically updates when met, I direct you to this ( Archive doesn't work properly because section is a dropdown ):
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3322 said:
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God damn it, I missed the thread reaching 6 million views. The site was down while Keffals made his stupid tweet bragging about how much more popular his twitter is than the KF because his thread only had "30k views" because he is a retard who can't read and confused replies with views. I wanted to point this out once we reach the big 6 million, but we are just TOO DAMN POPULAR. Once we hit 6 Gorillion I will be ready. Also this means the thread gained 2 Million views since the site has been back up, because I checked before and we were at 5 Million. Can someone say Streisand effect?

Also this is different than counting the threads page numbers ok, don't come for me.
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6 million? On one thread? In such a short time? Sounds like those numbers might be a little exaggerated
 
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Neil said:
When Lucas inevitably gets kicked off Twitter or Twitch again for letting his mask slip too far again, people are going to go hardcore internet hall monitor on his ass. If he stayed banned back in July, he'd maybe be able to scrape by with that "producer" alt account, but now, if he fucks up again, people are gonna pounce.

But even then he won't understand why doing this shit is bad. He'll only understand that it's bad because it's happening to him. Jim's got a big family and his wife to go home to, all Lucas has is his Twitter account and discord full of teenagers to groom.

"The KiwiFarms Playbook"
Oh shit bros they figured out the secret playbook all posters must read every time before they click "Post Reply"! And here I this strictly non-engagement oriented site's only real "tactic" was archiving links and screenshotting shit to make fun of from a distance.

I think part of the reason why journos keep buzzing around Lucas is because his false narrative about KiwiFarms being some kind of autistic illuminati can help them push their "Alt-Right internet cult pipeline"/"Alt-Right handbook" narrative that they've been pushing since 2017. You know the kind of story written by cat ladies and soyboy journos with headlines like "Your son may be being brainwashed by evil green frog memes!" and those Vice documentaries about 4chan and /pol/ and the like. It's just an evolution of the "hacker known as 4chan" bullshit.

Or video series like these:
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that read too deep into 4chan memes.

There are most definitely white nationalist centric spaces where friendless loser zoomers who hate the world can end up and get radicalized, but eventually (at least I'd hope) they grow out of it. The same can be said for every teenager who larps as a communist or socialist or tankie or whatever. Lucas's discord is one of those spaces, aimed at grooming teenaged boys into transitioning with free illegally produced hormones. This site is not one of those spaces. This site routinely mocks people all over the spectrum (political, of course) who don't grow out of their radicalized mentalities and dig their heels in when met with opposition (which leads to laughs).

KF is the absolute worst choice to lump in with the rest of the "Alt-Right XYZ pipeline" narrative sites just because people can say "faggot" and "tranny" without getting banned or shadowbanned, and it's laughable for someone who claims to have been to "the worst parts of the internet" cry about how Kiwifarms is somehow the worst of the worst..

Documentation, archiving and mockery is worse than sites with the sole purpose of hosting videos of people getting murdered? Documentation, archiving, and mockery is somehow worse than sites that host CP or only exist to host actual revenge porn? Sites that literally exist to facilitate illegal drug trafficking, human trafficking, etc aren't as bad as calling Lucas Roberts a man?

I see how this is setup
1) Lucas causes or gets into controversy
2) his journo friends write articles about how much of a hero he is
3) no one knows who the fuck he is, so they look at Taylor Lorenz's article
rinse and repeat

I'm glad Matthew had the courage to just outright tell them to fuck off directly. They're so desperate they're now outright making shit up about the dude's dead friends.
So much for trying to honor the dead, right, Lucas? Wanna try speaking ill about Sagal's history of making threats towards other troons?
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The interesting thing about this is that only recently has Keffals been calling Kiwi Farms a "far-right extremist" group. It changed from transphobic doxxers... to "far-right". Odd
 
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Rob Wolchek said:
Internet exposure at a young age is going to entirely fuck the entire next generation that I am very concerned about the future. Not to power level too much but growing up I saw the internet from the 2000s onwards and I was exposed to shit very early on by being too curious. That was 2002-2004 with flash and mundane content by today's standards, nowadays people can see all types of horrendous shit even on websites that are considered "normie" like Facebook and Twitter without too much effort.

Censorship is bad, but it is about time parents take responsibility and start monitoring web access and websites until their kids reach a responsible age. Too much screen time rots the brain, and the problem is parents aren't doing enough to restrict this. Troon shit has been around for ages but the prevalence of it has been intensified by corners of the internet otherwise forgotten creeping into the mainstream. Without proper parental supervision, kids are being groomed by adult men with female fetishes in whatever messaging platform being fed a bunch of shit that will later come back and haunt them.

Keffals and anyone else who has been talking to young people needs to be investigated by their respective police departments, this is irreversible damage to those who are vulnerable and easily influenced.
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Personally, if I had a kid I don't think I would ever let them interact with a tranny that runs a questionably legal pill-pushing psyop on Twitter, but that's just me. With the current standard of parenting in this terminally-online generation, sometimes I really think we're right fucked.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Theres a scene in Game of Thrones between Jaime and Bronn which comes to mind seeing Keffals brag about having money. It was about how the Unsullied, an army of dickless men, having no need for gold because they can’t spend that money on family or women all because they don’t have a cock to make a family or have a good night with a woman.

Funny how all that money is going to literally be wasted on trinkets and end up in a trash pile with no legacy when Keffals dies.

Am I jealous? Not in the slightest as I still have my dick.
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Reminder to all our beloved boykiwis to never cut off your penis, or you'll suffer the same fat as 'ol Luke. He grifted 100K from thin air and still nobody envies him.
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The sheer amount of money this idiot has grifted from other idiots has got me so mati.

I shouldn’t be but how much money he has gotten his hands on for doing NOTHING but being a retard and lying online and continuing to lie in the faces of his braindead followers.

I’m sure he’ll only continue to stack money as well, and I doubt we’ll see it used for anything other than bullshit or maybe ramping up his opioid addiction again.
*sigh*
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I'm not too upset at Lucas getting 100k CAD. There's nothing I can do to change that, so who cares. The money would've been spent on equally stupid things anyways (we've seen how disgusting Luke's fans are) and it does no good to get angry.
Just enjoy the drama that will unfold.

I do however wish that the troon-jackpot had been won by someone like Chris Chan. Imagine how funny it would've been if he suddenly got ~80k USD. The money would surely be spent on hundereds of toys, insane commissions..maybe buying a warehouse/new sonichu temple to keep the goodies in. Would've been more interesting than whatever Lucas is committing fraud for.
 
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