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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I should know by now to always look at the details of any photo the tranch posts, but all the talk of jerry-rigging prompted me to zoom in a bit closer on that cylinder, and it's worse than anything I could have imagined. They''ve even managed to fuck up on the simple idea of connecting the regulator to the tank. This is basic safety, stuff, but instead of getting a regulator that fits and simply screwing it on, they've bodged it up with copper tube. 10mm copper tube, to be precise, the sort that's designed to be easy to bend by hand. And all totally unsupported and just flapping around in the breeze. Just what you want when livestock are wandering around all the time. Can't wait for that stress fracture. Probably won't be too long either, since they've picked out a bit of pre-weakened copper pipe with a couple of huge gashes in it.

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And they wonder why we keep laughing at them. The rest of the plumbing looks a bit ready for replacement too, but that's a maintenance thing, not a being a fuck witted troon thing.

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Yeah, maybe to you in your creature comforts of cis society where you can pop down to Home Depot you might be able to do better. But these are anarchists under siege from surrounding enemy forces, you have to repurpose whatever you can find. Once the revolution kicks off soon, possibly when the people are awoken after the Cloudflare protest, there will be so much abundant free propane and free propane accessories they won't even have to bother with this.
 
A propane tank is not a car. The armed "repo" idea makes zero sense.
Some lowly delivery guy who drives a propane truck isn't going to get in to a life risking situation over a tank. They will just not deliver there anymore.
Or they were just open carrying as is pretty common in the region, and the troons got all histrionic about it, even though they do that themselves for literally no fucking reason at all.

Or of course the entire story start to finish is a complete fabrication and nothing of the sort happened.
These weren't just repo guys doing debt collection, this is the company sending a company employee to retrieve company property.
And if they thought there might be trouble, why wouldn't they be packing? It's entirely possible they just always carry, if you're going onto other people's property even when legally justified, why wouldn't you? You could get attacked by a dog or any number of other things could happen.
 
And if they thought there might be trouble, why wouldn't they be packing?
If they thought there would be trouble then the correct move would be to just not go. Like I said we are talking about propane tanks here, not a car. A 500 gallon tank has a retail of ~$700. Their cost is obviously lower then that. So would it make business sense to send an employee in to a hostile situation over 400bux? No I makes more sense to just write it off and send the tank cost to collections with the 1000's of dollars they already likely owe for the spent fuel.

Also lets think about it from the workers prospective.
Your some delivery dude making 15bux an hour or what ever. And the boss tells you "Bobby! I need you to go up to the tranch and fetch our rusty shit covered tank. Oh and bring a gun because they said they made threats of violence if you try and take it. Good luck!"

The more likely explanation is they made the whole story up.Earl strikes again.
The propane company likely told them they need to pay their balance off before another delivery and if they don't let them take the tank they keep tacking on monthly rent fee's to their account. A standard lowlife situation.
 
If they thought there would be trouble then the correct move would be to just not go. Like I said we are talking about propane tanks here, not a car. A 500 gallon tank has a retail of ~$700. Their cost is obviously lower then that. So would it make business sense to send an employee in to a hostile situation over 400bux? No I makes more sense to just go write it off and send the tank cost to collections with the 1000's of dollars they already likely owe for the spent fuel.

Also lets think about it from the workers prospective.
Your some delivery dude making 15bux an hour or what ever. And the boss tells you "Bobby! I need you to go up to the tranch and fetch our rusty shit covered tank. Oh and bring a gun because they said they made threats of violence if you try and take it. Good luck!"

The more likely explanation is they made the whole story up.Earl strikes again.
The propane company likely told them they need to pay their balance off before another delivery and if they don't let them take the tank they keep tacking on monthly rent fee's to their account. Standard lowlife situation.
I am not an Amerifag, but I thought it’s pretty unusual for most general day to day workers to go to work armed?

Security guards are supposed to only carry in specific places that they are told to, like banks or anywhere holding items of serious value.
Even bounty Hunters in most jurisdictions are not allowed to go armed and one would think that would be a job which carrying a firearm is understandable.

If a guy coming to collect the tank comes packing, then surely he would be fired?
 
If a guy coming to collect the tank comes packing, then surely he would be fired?
I could see an employee being armed for their personal protection, especially in very rural situation where your on your own. Ive concealed carried at work before when working out are remote sites. I can always find another job, but not another life.

But a propane company making being armed a offical part of the job? Nope.
 
I am not an Amerifag, but I thought it’s pretty unusual for most general day to day workers to go to work armed?

Security guards are supposed to only carry in specific places that they are told to, like banks or anywhere holding items of serious value.
Even bounty Hunters in most jurisdictions are not allowed to go armed and one would think that would be a job which carrying a firearm is understandable.

If a guy coming to collect the tank comes packing, then surely he would be fired?

GTFO Eurocuck

Colorado is still mostly wilderness. Out on rural jobs you have a chance of encountering: Rattlesnakes, Mountain Lions, Bear, i think they have bison in the upper areas now, and thats before you get into whatever stupid violent 'pets' people have, and THAT'S before you get into tweekers. You might be only 3 miles from town, but there is no one around to hear your screams let alone get there in time to help you if something goes down.

Again, as a Eurocuck I know this is a foreign concept, but you need have a level of self reliance and taking responsibility for your own safety.
 
I could see an employee being armed for their personal protection, especially in very rural situation where your on your own. Ive concealed carried at work before when working out are remote sites. I can always find another job, but not another life.

But a propane company making being armed a offical part of the job? Nope.
Ah ok that makes sense.

Thank you for your reasonable reply clearly explaining the difference and likelihood.

GTFO Eurocuck

Colorado is still mostly wilderness. Out on rural jobs you have a chance of encountering: Rattlesnakes, Mountain Lions, Bear, i think they have bison in the upper areas now, and thats before you get into whatever stupid violent 'pets' people have, and THAT'S before you get into tweekers. You might be only 3 miles from town, but there is no one around to hear your screams let alone get there in time to help you if something goes down.

Again, as a Eurocuck I know this is a foreign concept, but you need have a level of self reliance and taking responsibility for your own safety.
Get fucked Amerifag! You would be wandering around in a slick of piss and shit in Europe cause you can’t bring your gun here to make you feel adequate.
 
much like colorado's safe storage gun laws, this seems pertinent, so i'll leave this particular document here:

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Get fucked Amerifag! You would be wandering around in a slick of piss and shit in Europe cause you can’t bring your gun here to make you feel adequate.

Bro, I don’t care about any of this, but you do realize that the state of Colorado, which has only 5 million people, is larger than MANY European countries that have much larger populations, right?

Of course this wouldn’t happen in Europe. There isn’t a place to do real ranching in Europe. You all live on top of one another in tiny flats without air conditioning and with century-old plumbing.

I’m not even knocking Europe. I LIKE Europe, but you can’t compare a place like Colorado or Wyoming or Montana to Europe because you don’t have any context for a place that is 7x the size of Switzerland with only 70% of the population.
 
Their cost is obviously lower then that. So would it make business sense to send an employee in to a hostile situation over 400bux?
Some people don't like being stolen from and don't give a shit, especially some small family operation that can't afford to just say well fuck it and suck up some bunch of idiots ripping them off.
Ive concealed carried at work before when working out are remote sites.
So you should understand there's nothing remotely unusual about doing so. And for that matter, it doesn't even necessarily indicate expecting trouble, although if multiple people showed up armed, they probably did.

Assuming any of this even happened and we aren't just arguing about hypotheticals. I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't even happen at all, or if these histrionic troons just saw someone open carrying and immediately freaked out.
 
IIRC, Boner tweeted about a shop owner thanking him for open carrying for their protection (and of course Boner was offended because he open carried to protect troons from the scawwy locals). Either way, it just seems like an area where it's common and even encouraged to open carry.
According to the local rag it is. Been reading it on and off for the past year - it's interesting. Editor would fit in just fine around here, mostly.
Not that they make a point of pointing it out, other than when laughing at foreign journalists, but you look at the event photos and about half the people you see are carrying. It's just what is done. Rural people have many virtues, but nonconformity isn't one of them.
 
I should know by now to always look at the details of any photo the tranch posts, but all the talk of jerry-rigging prompted me to zoom in a bit closer on that cylinder, and it's worse than anything I could have imagined. They''ve even managed to fuck up on the simple idea of connecting the regulator to the tank. This is basic safety, stuff, but instead of getting a regulator that fits and simply screwing it on, they've bodged it up with copper tube. 10mm copper tube, to be precise, the sort that's designed to be easy to bend by hand. And all totally unsupported and just flapping around in the breeze. Just what you want when livestock are wandering around all the time. Can't wait for that stress fracture. Probably won't be too long either, since they've picked out a bit of pre-weakened copper pipe with a couple of huge gashes in it.

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And they wonder why we keep laughing at them. The rest of the plumbing looks a bit ready for replacement too, but that's a maintenance thing, not a being a fuck witted troon thing.

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Jesus fucking christ. This is a fucking nightmare waiting to happen. I don't think you guys even understand how bad this is. Yeah it looks shit but fucks sake, let me just explain this to you people.

Propane sits at around 200PSI. It's also surprisingly heavy, being in liquid form and all. Now it's not CO2 (800 PSI), It's not going to turn into a rocket and fly around until it turns an alpaca into soup. It will however probably violently roll around.

That connector is literally a rubber clamp from what I can tell. At least that doesn't resemble any NPT or other standard line fitting. It looks like rubber is clamped around the line. Line itself is fucking copper. For anyone who doesn't work with copper, it can handle about 60 psi or so before it starts laughing nervously. Basically, it's already fragile.

this thing is sticking straight up unsecured. If it falls, either the copper is going to sunder or the tube will be yanked out of the rubber grip. Because the regulator is unattached to the tank, they will be unable to shut it off. This will dump the entire tank.

This is like the industrial equivalent of a trannies bedroom. I'm genuinely considering sending this to one of those "bad engineering" websites. Good god.
 
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God almighty, that bitch's twitter is like Chinese water torture. I think she's a KHiver. Uses "y'all" in every sentence despite appearing to have been born in or around Calcutta. Lots of "lololol wypipo can't season food." I still can't really get my head around the idea that these people are real.
 
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