What does the farms think of squishmallows?

[UnrelatedCabbage]

I heard someone the other day talk about how a woman having even one squishmallow was a red flag. Dude didn't explain why, just said "soft thing bad" and left.
So what are your opinions and/or theories if they are a red flag?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

If they are then I guess flag me. I own two & they're amazing & I'm not sorry.

 

[Blouie]

I have one and I use it to prop up my switch if I ever play it in bed (like when I'm sick or something)

They're alright I guess

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i have *2 (forgort) on my bookshelf and i want more they're the closest things to pastel/kawaii bullshit that you can readily purchase in person

 

[yoshikage]

cute and soft

 

[Tigerclaw]

I have two huge ones, genuinely haven't slept this well in my life. I thought my sister was crazy for cashing in on the fad but they're so comfy...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I mean, they're cute. I think they're super expensive for what they are at full price. From a personal standpoint, I just hate the feel of the fabric they use (I've always been sensitive to that particular brands of velvet like plush. Corduroy overalls were hell growing up). I think one or two is fine but you don't need a bed full of them.

 

[glass_houses]

They make nice pillows.

I think they're the same as any soft toy: it's okay to have them, it's when you're looking at a grown adult who talks to their soft toys like they would another human being that you get worried.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

it's when you're looking at a grown adult who talks to their soft toys like they would another human being that you get worried.

Wait until I tell Mr. Buttons what a bigot you are.

 

[Ariel]

I’ve got a reindeer one that only comes out at Christmas I want a Halloween one

 

[MadDisaster]

Personally, I prefer squishables, mostly because they have more fun designs. Still, I don't think there's anything wrong with a few soft toys, as long as it's not a compulsive, consoomer thing. They're just soft, pleasant things like a decorative pillow or a throw blanket.

 

[Sneeds]

Don’t they make like rare ones that go for money?

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

They're cute, but pretty basic. I like plushies more than someone of my age should but Sqiushmallows are just variations of the same eggshaped body. It feels soulless and mass produced.
That being said I'm not gonna shit on someone for liking them in particular. That's just my thoughts about it. I always respect another fellow plushie lover.

 

[UnrelatedCabbage]

Don’t they make like rare ones that go for money?

Insane amounts. There's a bat that goes for like $600, they're the new beanie babies.

 

[Sneeds]

Insane amounts. There's a bat that goes for like $600, they're the new beanie babies.

Jesus Christ, but then again I’m not surprised. I’m into sneakers and I’m already familiar with people reselling those for 3-5x the price. And plus weeb wise those damn fumos are reselling too

 

[MarvelousMess]

I think they’re sort of cute. As an adult I do t think I’d buy them for myself but maybe a kid or one to sit on a desk.

 

[UnrelatedCabbage]

Jesus Christ, but then again I’m not surprised. I’m into sneakers and I’m already familiar with people reselling those for 3-5x the price. And plus weeb wise those damn fumos are reselling too

Skalpers are a hell of a problem with these things. I saw a woman the other day, bragging because she made a business out of reselling them. A whole room in her house was just squishmallows waiting to be resold.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

It’s a really nice pillow
Need to find a way to fill the plush, since they can be “deflated” pretty quick

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I guessed completely wrong on what they were before entering this thread... I was thinking something far, far more disturbing.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I guessed completely wrong on what they were before entering this thread... I was thinking something far, far more disturbing.

You can't say shit like that and not share what you were thinking