Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[DeathandBodyworks]

Бурлить и расширять

Кеффальс не понимает, что мы можем спокойно сплетничать.

Tehe.

 

[filthypenguin]

Funny to see how people who are on the left are getting "radicalised" into becoming more conservative by troons and alike.

I'm a hard left Marxist. I don't feel like I'm becoming more conservative, I just feel like I'm being proven that "leftists" aren't actually leftist. Every time I look up a "leftist's" retarded position to see what Marx thought I'm validated.
From Wikipedia:

The Encyclopedia of Homosexuality volume two is unequivocal on Marx and Engels view of homosexuality, stating: "There can be little doubt that, as far as they thought of the matter at all, Marx and Engels were personally homo-phobic, as shown by an acerbic 1869 exchange of letter on Jean Baptista von Schweitzer, a German socialist rival. Schweitzer had been arrested in a park on a morals charge and not only did Marx and Engels refuse to join a committee defending him, they resorted to the cheapest form of bathroom humor in their private comments about the affair."

Sounds like the gays who wrote the homosex book were upset about Marx making fun of a gay for being a degenerate in public. If Kiwifarms isn't bathroom humor, I don't know what is.

 

[Aria]

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Public safety from what? A couple of people who said a few mean words to you?

Shut the fuck you don't won't to protect anyone you pedo groomer.

 

[Autistic Spergout]

Reminder:
-I don't want to harm or kill you
-I don't want you dead because I lose someone to laugh at
-I do want you to suffer a long miserable life as you are a constant source of stupidity
-I however do think the world would be a better place without you
-I will constantly mock you and your attempts at being female
-If the farms ever get shut down permanently I will just find another site to laugh at you
-Fedposters and other glowniggers deserve a bullet
-Lastly, you will never be a woman

You may think removing Kiwi Farms is the best option. It's not because there will be others ready to create their own version that will be more extreme than what you already have.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm a hard left Marxist. I don't feel like I'm becoming more conservative, I just feel like I'm being proven that "leftists" aren't actually leftist. Every time I look up a "leftist's" retarded position to see what Marx thought I'm validated.

Marxists should hate Keffals most of all, he's running around claiming that he's a communist doing praxis.

 

[Hokuriku]

All I wanted was to laugh at a fat retarded rapist's cult letters, Kef.

 

[KKKaan]

Not sure if anyone has said this yet but:
לוקאס הוא גבר.
لوكاس رجل.
Is fear é Lucas.
লুকাছ এজন মানুহ।
盧卡斯是個男人。
'S e duine a th' ann an Lucas.
ലൂക്കാസ് ഒരു മനുഷ്യനാണ്.
Лукас мужчина.
He tangata a Lucas.



Basically, Lucas is a man.

Lucas bir erkek.

 

[Search]

Whats the point in being hosted in the US at all?

The Russian's couldn't even give a shit about DMCA's. There's stuff all over VK that wouldn't last an hour on YouTube.

Sadly, comrade, kiwifarms.net is banned by Roscomnadzor for Ho-Ho-Holocaust meme.

Thank God, they do their job poorly and we still have .ru site.

And while it is true, that besides criticizing the government, Russia don't care about shit... I can understand Null's caution. It is completely different system and you have no legal means of bending the rules.

 

[Aria]

Keffals has now moved on to the hosting service. Numerous twitter troons are now following the same tactics. I wonder if the troon/communist journos will also pick up this hashtag?

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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1566263664746926080

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This is what happens when you give troons a bit of inch they'll want the whole fucking cake.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Бурлить и расширять

Кеффальс не понимает, что мы можем спокойно сплетничать.

Tehe.

This is an American thread, German, speak American or go back to Mexico.

 

[puttje]

Obviously, troons and media cocksuckers in the back of their minds (if they have one) understand they can't erase KF from internet no matter how they want, way too much options in terms of changing service providers, ownership and stuff, but the primary goal is to distance KF further from public space, because they think that way less people gonna access it so everyone gonna magically forget about amhole fart queen and peddling drugs to children. While it sounds logical, the fallacy is you can't just remove it no matter how you try. Trying to shutdown KF is like fighting a hydra, each attempt is more and more futile. There are always hosters who don't care about some deadbeat troons and their sheep as they understand they're dealing with people who belong behind bars of psychiatric facility.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

https://archive.ph/thXj9

This is an American thread, German, speak American or go back to Mexico.

The sweet irony of this comment is what gives it its flavour

 

[Heckler1]

Same. I do feel bad and pity Lucas for the sexual abuse he suffered through as a teen. I know, I've been there. It is not something I would wish on anybody. His parents were indifferent when it came to raising him. His mother comes across as a woman who probably put him down a lot for not being the daughter she so desperately wanted. His parents didn't protect him. Instead of giving him the mental help he very much needed after his ordeal his parents didn't do anything. Instead they continue to let him be groomed by perverts on the internet.
He was the "weird kid" at his school and was probably picked on a lot over that. My guess would be that a lot of that bullying came from girls. Girls can be cruel. Especially towards kids they perceive as "odd" or a weak link. His resentment towards his mother and his female childhood bullies probably is the main factor in his misogyny.
As Tolkien once stated about evil, absolute evil does not exist. For nothing is evil in the beginning. Lucas was dealt a bad hand early in life. However, how he chose to deal with that hand is what makes Lucas just as evil as the pedophiles who sexually abused him.
Instead of coming to terms with his abuse and learning to let go, Lucas chose to revel in the degeneracy he was introduce to from his abuse. He revels in grooming and having power over his victims just like the man who abused him did. Lucas is now part of the cycle. Where the abused becomes the abuser. It is a sad fate but is the one Lucas chose of his own free will which, to me, makes Lucas unworthy of further pity.

I compare it to in LOTR when Gandalf describes feeling pity for Gollum. I simultaneously feel Keffals is an object of piteous past and loathsome present.

 

[filthypenguin]

Marxists should hate Keffals most of all, he's running around claiming that he's a communist doing praxis.

I also have a job and financially supported a person who actually couldn't work. Believe me, keffals rustles my jimmies more than most.

 

[Umaibae]

Lucas bir erkek.

ルカスはクソ男性だよ。

 

[filthypenguin]

I've double posted. Whoops.

 

[Erasmus of Rotterdam]

Too beautiful not to share. Jordan Peterson talks about agreeableness being a female trait. This is proven by years of psych studies.
Lucas however, decides he knows better. Please Lucas, have a debate with Peterson..... you wouldnt last 2 minutes you intellectually challenged mental midget.

PS: Lucas is a man

 

[Kulee Baba]

This is what happens when you give troons a bit of inch they'll want the whole fucking cake.

God if they fucking bend the knee to a bunch of communist retards who want their business confiscated by the fucking government I'll scream bloody murder.

 

[puttje]

The scary thing is that these troons are now high with power and will attempt the same tactic over and over.

The more comforting thing that troons are basically mentally sick to a degree of continuous self-mutilation, so them having such power is way more fucked up than one can fucking imagine

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

There's a hot new gimmick account on the block for keffals and his followers to jerk themselves off over

https://twitter.com/Keffalshaters

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That's doubtful but I'm glad he's at least staying positive.

Then lets give these psychotic assholes something to do. My presence is sure to ruffle the feathers of those who can't think. Let's dance.

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He deleted his own post?

No, it's a real post. When a post is deleted either by the poster or a moderator, obviously, the numbers change.
The post was live for likely 30 minutes at most to garner enough downvotes, and then the poster deleted it. Moderators of the board and admins can see the deleted post, normal users cannot.

I'm a moderator of another subforum, so I cannot see it either.

Anyway, the post is real and the user was quickly banned. Considering how Lucas' ilk of dickless spaydos accuse all of us of being terminally online, he somehow caught a post that most missed. Is this not questionable? The word "Serotonin" and "Sorrenti" are both composed of the same 7 letters, this was the previous username. Moderators of the board will delete posts and ban any idiot fedposters, weens, and people claiming to Matthew Princess.

This comports with the wayback's capture. (archive)

Spoiler: I've compiled a timeline.

That offending post (ostensibly #41,984) Keffals shows does not exist in the archives. It was deleted before wayback crawled it and the next post by Hokuriku took that numeric slot.

Assuming there were no other posts deleted in the immediate vicinity, the timeline looks something like this.

offending post is made between 15:39 EST and 15:43 EST. (Mods later confirm it to be 15:42 EST)
keffals either screencapped the offending post himself or is sent it. Either way, the announcement tweet is at 15:55 EST
the poster self-deletes the offending post 1 minute later at 15:56 EST
keffals announces the deletion of the offending post at 16:17 EST
wayback finally captures the relevant page at 16:25 EST. Naturally, the offending post is not present.
CloudFlare posts their explanation at 18:15 EST and the CEO immediately tweets it out.
3 minutes later, WaPo publishes a 534 word article on the matter at 18:18 EST.

It also bears mentioning that many long time users were pissed at the offending poster for making his bomb-threat remark. This indicates that the KiwiFarms culture is counter to the violence-friendly narrative keffals espouses.

A joke that was up for about 5 minutes before it got jannied for being against the rules.

They literally have someone hitting F5 here every minute hoping to screencap the sock puppets posting fake threats before the mods see them. And I bet a bunch of the screencappers are the ones making the threats themselves, considering we see the logged in options whenever Lucas forgets to crop it out.

Oh fucking great. can we ban the fucking faggot who posted that in this thread already? Idiot is going to get us all into trouble. Hey Keffals you fucking troon. We do not condone bombing random places of business here. maybe read the rest of the responses to that retards post. oh wait you don't have enough brain power to do that. I just noticed the post in question got removed. hopefully the retard did get the banhammer though.

@Washizu Iwao Good job retard. Can we just have this sped banned please?

I mean it seems that post was deleted by the mods?
I can tell it's a joke but it's obvious that this post will now be used by the Alphabet Mafia to bombard Cloudflare for a few days until the next post to throw around is posted.

As a joke 8/10, Optics wise it's probably a 2

Pivoting, now, to some other topics.

Spoiler: In honor of Near/Byuu

In honor of Keffals weaponzing Byuu's name to fight some sort of spaztastic troonshiner holy war, here is an assortment of statements by Byuu demonstrating that he despises everything Keffals stands for.









I know this won't click for you, Keffals, but I have to try: if you truly believe Byuu is dead then what you are doing with the #DropKiwiFarms campaign is an abject bastardization of his memory.

Your authoritarianism, and that of the entire political apparatus which has put its weight behind you to silence naughty words, is what scared him.

You are who he warned of.

You.

Spoiler: In honor of Keffals

IF KIWIFARMS IS OVER HOW COME I'M STILL POSTING

In honor Keffals' managing to get KiwiFarms off the internet for an impressive quarter hour, I have scraped everyone of his tweets as captured by the wayback machine. They are attached to this post as plain-text CSVs.

I would normally also scan for (and highlight) explicitly deleted tweets but the live-tweet scraper I used to use is kaput. I'd be grateful if someone can suggest a currently working twitter scraper.

I scraped these accounts: keffals, keffalsbackup*, catboyranch, QueenClaraDomme, suskeffals, ClaraSorrenti

*keffalsbackup doesn't extract to CSVs right for some unknown reason but that's just a tiny ban evasion account with about 40 tweets captured, nbd.

lemme know if he has more handles that need wayback scraping. Happy to scrape anyone else who needs the treatment, too.

(I did try to add the spreadsheets in spoilered tables but it killed the page, sorry)

EVERYTHING IS ARCHIVED BUT THE PAGE BROKE AND I HAD TO REMAKE FROM SCRATCH. I'LL UPDATE WITH ARCHIVES SHORTLY.

Finally I have something I'm working on with relevance to Byuu's thread. I'll post it tomorrow, probably.