Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Big Wood said:
He cherrypicks the few responses that even remotely seem like pleading and tells his twitter followers who have never visited the website that he's winning.
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lol That’s because this situation is probably all theatre to him and he’s not interested in honesty. It’s grift behavior. So why take him seriously, it’s pointless, it’s stupid. Treat it as entertainment instead. Humoring his hyperbole to take the wind out of it can be fun
 
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CAN'T HARM THE FARMS
 
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I literally don't give a shit about Twitch streamers or Destiny and would've been happy to never know or care about this guy and his self-orchestrated drama but because of the events of the past week literally every member of the farms is forced to hear about him brewing HRT in his bathtub and producing fart porn. What the fuck.
 
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thrashersmasher said:
took a peek at tiktok to see if the masses over there caught wind of the situation yet

outside of keffals journo buttbuddy taylor lorenz, a few low-view they/thems, and a few people using it as a quick point when discussing JK Rowling, it seems the zoomers don't give a shit

one dude did refer to us as a "modern threat to society" tho :story:
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Always love that.
A bunch of busybody autists talking shit are a threat to overarching society and clearly pure fucking evil.
Just because of laughing.
 
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9ziprar said:
who knew archiving and documentation could be so triggering
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He doesn't want him self to be exposed for the sins he did, In sha allah he will be brought to justice, this is why he is so pissed on why we are archiving this shit. Because he KNOWS this is incriminating
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
It's so embarrassing that Keffals keeps shouting "HA HA HA! Watch me fiddle as Kiwifarms burns!" while kiwifarms chugs along just fine.

Apparently we're on the darkweb and retain only 1% of our audience now?
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We are the 1%! Are we the elite now? The kings of autism? The watcher of the library? The holder of archives?
 
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SassyDispatch said:
Keffals lied about swatting, proven in the police statement
Keffals lied about being anti-doxxing based on his tweet history
Keffals lied that the gonfundme bucks were for a legal fund to sue the cops when he used it for a holiday
Keffals lives a lie 24 hours a day by pretending to be a woman when he's not.

And this is just what we know is objectively factual about the lies he's caught in.

Was the 4chan letter faked?
Was the Irish swat faked?
Was their child porn on his or his fiance's computer?
Did he flee Canada because of that?
Did he leave the terrorism post here?

These are just things he's probably lied about

Is it any surprise he would lie to his followers again like this?
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Everything to keep the grift afloat.

Brutality said:
You can milk a cow for years, but you can only butcher it once. this thread has been about nothing except documenting your idiocy and laughing about it.

if this site ever goes down, you'll be discarded by the same people that have used you as a shield for this campaign, you've unknowingly entered into a symbiotic relationship with us. so get comfortable, because with how you act this ride is far from over
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>pleading
OH NO MASSA PLEA...fucking lmao. Today was "the day off", but Luke just couldn't put back the phone for a few minutes. What a joke.
 
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The .ru version of the site is actually running better for me. So, thanks, I guess? Also, apparently we are pleading with him, lol. Lmao, even. Nigger please, if the Farms goes down, I'll just go do something else and hate troons offline. This stupid son of a bitch really can't comprehend having an identity that isn't permanently online. Almost sad. Almost.
 
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