Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Naes]

Steve Bannon was swatted, retarded Wisconsin man solves the case!

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I ran a search for Bannon here and you popped up lol.. Just wanted to document that Bannon was swatted in DC again. I haven't checked to see
if FAT-boy condoned it yet https://archive.ph/PFBcY

 

[AnOminous]

He has jussst enough self-awareness to feel ashamed for his lolcow antics, at least during short moments of clarity.

Well, Rick would certainly know about being an exceptional individual.

 

[Meat Target]

The "lolcows are not real" cope is particularly silly coming from Patrick because, unlike other big lolcows, he has obviously made an effort to be less lolcow-y. If he sincerely thought he was acting "normal" then there would be no reason to have stopped posting effeminate selfies using fat girl angles as a dude in his 40s
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or to stop blogging as Torque Wheeler, stop posting "Burning bullies at the GYM" type fiction, stop posting standup shots. But he did stop in a calculated effort to try to deprive us of his milk.

He has jussst enough self-awareness to feel ashamed for his lolcow antics, at least during short moments of clarity.

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https://archive.fo/2JqNZ

Instead of falling back into old mistakes, Pat makes entirely new ones.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick is planning to spend more of Quasi’s money on a trip to Scotland for Worldcon 2024. I really hope he goes; Pat will be glassed by a noble Glaswegian within minutes of opening his mouth there.



He’s also claiming to have direct experience with Vlad Putin lmao.



There’s lots more BS flowing from his fat fingers, even though he’s supposed to be with his “friends” at an event. He’s too boring to bother cataloging any further atm.

 

[Maude Snew]

He’s also claiming to have direct experience with Vlad Putin lmao.

Well yeah he personally called the noble pig in tears after he told all of Twitter how to defeat his tanks. Pretty much begged Rick to not give away more military secrets so he could have a chance in the war too and it wouldn't just be a slaughter. Fatty graciously backed down and did not tell the Ukrainians about his most devastating weapon, the flaming bag of poop.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It’s nice that Big Niki gets a break from him when he’s out of town meeting up with his internet friends. But when you consider that Pat spends most of his time in Milwaukee propping up the bar at Hooligans, she might not even realize he’s out of town. The only clue that he’s in another state is the absence of his lingering niggeroni farts. These are distinct from the adult nigger farts deposited directly into Big Niki’s vagina — more garlicky and much wetter.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

He’s also claiming to have direct experience with Vlad Putin lmao.

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Didn't you know Fat Rick's father was a world-famous KGB spy for decades, before he became a door-to-door oil selling rodeo clown? It's where Pat got his militaristic prowess, that paint balloon tank disabling trick was an old family secret.

This won't ever reach his desk.

Pat's immense girth is a physical iron curtain of its own, nothing will ever reach Putin's desk again.

 

[KingLiberty76]

Hey Patrick if were terrorists then why are you using a terror site fatass

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

If he sincerely thought he was acting "normal" then there would be no reason to have stopped posting effeminate selfies using fat girl angles as a dude in his 40s

His selfies genuinely make me uncomfortable. A recent comment said something about his mouth being too big for his lips and now I just can't stop focusing on it and then I think of how wet his mouth was in the news interview and then I think of the pic of him with straight up drool on his chin and then I want to kill myself. Has anyone ever found anything about what kind of porn he watches? It's gotta be weird.

also he's fat, forgot to mention

 

[JJLiautaud]

Has anyone ever found anything about what kind of porn he watches? It's gotta be weird.

Thanks now Im thinking of Pat making his o-face to midget clown fart porn.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Has anyone ever found anything about what kind of porn he watches? It's gotta be weird.

Back in April a series of events revealed a reddit account sharing username with one of Patrick's Twitter alts, and a character for one of his books. The reddit account is entirely dedicated to transgender pornography.

All explained on this post

The reddit account hasn't had any visible activity in the past 137 days since exposed. A real catch-22 because if Pat deleted that account it would've been confirmed, but also if he uses it to try to "act normal" he has to publicly watch tranny porn and we'd make fun of him for being gay.

The account was posting 7 days before we noticed, so it wasn't some lost defunkt throwaway. Huge coincidence if it was some random guy that just so happened to abandon the account at just the right window of time.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is angry (also simping for Johnny):



Anyone for a signed copy of books filled with zey/zhem pronouns?

If you're curious what the ALT text for that image was...



The retards of twitter are coalescing around a new plan to take the farms down...

 

[break these cuffs]

Has anyone ever found anything about what kind of porn he watches? It's gotta be weird.

He simps for John Flynt and Lucas, so I'm 100% certain he jacks it to tranny porn. Then I see the post by @Plaintiff is fat before I hit post. Rick is so transparent. He'll never be a trans parent because he's a fucking deadbeat dad.

 

[Ophelia]

Anyone for a signed copy of books filled with zey/zhem pronouns?

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Of course this unimaginative loser stole a popular line from “Firefly” as the little text on his second book. What a loser. A fat one at that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of course this unimaginative loser stole a popular line from “Firefly” as the little text on his second book. What a loser. A fat one at that.

I bet Pat has no idea that Tim Minear — who wrote, executive-produced, and directed episodes of Strange World, Angel, Firefly, Wonderfalls, X-Files and The Inside — is a lifelong (actual) conservative.

 

[Ick]

Nice job advertising your thread, retard. Going to be hard to convince anyone that reads it that you are mostly normal and picked at random for incomprehensible levels of harassment and even violence when they read page after page of your own tweets and text messages that show you as the lying, bullying, passive aggressive asshole you really are. And in all of those pages the only death threats or threats to commit violence of any kind are made by you.

Especially since his thread was practically dead until he sued null. "Give me a reason to care" or whatever that homo said on page 1.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Back in April a series of events revealed a reddit account sharing username with one of Patrick's Twitter alts, and a character for one of his books. The reddit account is entirely dedicated to transgender pornography.

All explained on this post

The reddit account hasn't had any visible activity in the past 137 days since exposed. A real catch-22 because if Pat deleted that account it would've been confirmed, but also if he uses it to try to "act normal" he has to publicly watch tranny porn and we'd make fun of him for being gay.

The account was posting 7 days before we noticed, so it wasn't some lost defunkt throwaway. Huge coincidence if it was some random guy that just so happened to abandon the account at just the right window of time.

Lol, oh yeah. That reddit account is fucking hilarious. Tons of comments that just say "nice" or "damn" to pics of dudes in women's panties.

This was my favorite though. He saw a feminine penis he liked and thought of trump.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Lol, oh yeah. That reddit account is fucking hilarious. Tons of comments that just say "nice" or "damn" to pics of dudes in women's panties.

This was my favorite though. He saw a feminine penis he liked and thought of trump.

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Fatimus Pigerius having a fetish for men wearing dresses explains so much.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Back in April a series of events revealed a reddit account sharing username with one of Patrick's Twitter alts, and a character for one of his books. The reddit account is entirely dedicated to transgender pornography.

All explained on this post

The reddit account hasn't had any visible activity in the past 137 days since exposed. A real catch-22 because if Pat deleted that account it would've been confirmed, but also if he uses it to try to "act normal" he has to publicly watch tranny porn and we'd make fun of him for being gay.

The account was posting 7 days before we noticed, so it wasn't some lost defunkt throwaway. Huge coincidence if it was some random guy that just so happened to abandon the account at just the right window of time.

Hmm, yes. It is indeed known that Patrick S. Tomlinson - that dim-witted alcoholic slug of a man who acts like a magnetar of cringe, cancerizing any poor soul who happens to be within several light-minutes of his exponentially expanding girth - enjoys repeatedly flapping his tiny, porcine member to videos of barely legal Thai Ladyboy drug addicts being anally sodomized in cheap hotel rooms. This has been established and entered into his permanent record. However, as his defense attorney, I feel it is important to state the fact that Patrick is also very very fat, child.

 

[ellroy]

Back in April a series of events revealed a reddit account sharing username with one of Patrick's Twitter alts, and a character for one of his books. The reddit account is entirely dedicated to transgender pornography.

All explained on this post

The reddit account hasn't had any visible activity in the past 137 days since exposed. A real catch-22 because if Pat deleted that account it would've been confirmed, but also if he uses it to try to "act normal" he has to publicly watch tranny porn and we'd make fun of him for being gay.

The account was posting 7 days before we noticed, so it wasn't some lost defunkt throwaway. Huge coincidence if it was some random guy that just so happened to abandon the account at just the right window of time.

This whole time I thought the only reason why Pat supported transitioning children was because he hates kids. Turns out he just wants them to ruin their life and make porn for him.

Maybe not mutually exclusive...