Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Note on the Blocked and Reported podcast: They didn't cover keffals on their latest episode, but their producer said they're doing research for the story and co-host Jesse Singal had this to say in the podcast's subreddit:

"fwiw I was following the thread to research our next ep, which as I type it sounds like "I read Playboy for the articles," but for real.
There definitely WERE NOT those sorts of direct threats. It was a ton of shit-talk, mockery, genuinely transphobic rhetoric, etc., but there just weren't violent threats, or at least none I saw. Very weird situation."

 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I mean it just baffles me how Cloudflare and normies don't seen this as the obvious. Cloudflare puts out the "we're not dropping kiwifarms for hurt feelings, press charges if it's illegal" statement and then suddenly inactive 1 post users mysteriously pop up to drop the perfectly constructed, not even framed in a edgy joke way, threat. It's so stupidly blatant, but because everyone is retarded, effective. It's going to continue to happen as well. Josh should lock the ability to post to established accounts like many other forums do for the time being.
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Wouldn't be a bad idea to have some sort of method for distinguishing users that haven't posted in a while and being able to flip a "Fedpost Firewall" switch that makes inactive account posts go through approval first when tensions are high.
 
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I honestly believe that the accounts making these obvious fedposts are in fact "Crisis accounts"

A Crisis account is a word I made up to describe this crap, its essentially an account that remains dormant until a significant event to the farms happens. When this event happens, the account becomes active and makes a fedpost in order to intentionally get the site more backlash. It could perhaps just be edgelords, but this has happened twice now, also notice that the "Musky" account was only active before in the Christchurch thread and also made a fedpost.
 
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K.

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Faggot. Retard.

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Should’ve done it.

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Bad at this.

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Orson Zedd’d.
 
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Poor Lucas. Can’t prove he’s been swatted at all. Can’t prove he ever went to Julie’s grave. Can’t prove it wasn’t Ellenmanhands that wrote the note outside their shitbox apartment. Can’t go live streaming cause he’s trying to LARP like he’s in the Troubles. CANT GET KIWIS TO STOP LAUGHING AT HIM AND MANHANDS. Can’t prove ANY of his shit had a thing to do with us, but we can prove he likes underage boys and is a degenerate. The only weapons you’ve got Luke are lies- and not particularly clever ones. Meanwhile you look like a greasy sausage. What they don’t have soap there? Dance for us monkey. Tell us how you won when we are still laughing.
 
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Keffals like to think he has won, but he has never had as many eyes on him as now, his discord is dying, because they literally have to ban everything because they know they attract pedos and degenerates.

Funny part is, I'm an somewhat of an active member in there, we briefly talked. I could be anyone in your server. I'm not in there causing issues, I'm just blending in, documenting, and sharing.


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Kyuss said:
And there is your wisdom. The sooner you accept that you will age and the sooner you accept that you must continue adapting as you age. The happier you will be.
Want to know the real reason Lucas is online 24/7, or playing video games all day, or whatever bullshit?
Because when you're that busy you can't face the inner voice telling you that time is moving on without you.
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He knows god damn well that he cannot host a T.E.D talk to people to groom.. Who do you think is going to go to one of those and actually believe/get manipulated into what he says? No one. You cannot curate your ideologue audience there. The stream he does it the equivalent of a low i.q 419 email scam so that he can filter out people who wont fit his needs.

Lucas will suffer brain rot from sitting stagnant in one area of his life for so long that he can't even grow up if he wanted to. What lessons does Animal Crossing teach you about the real world? NOTHING it only allows you to find other 4th graders.

He will perpetually be streaming due to this.
 
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Orson Zedd’d.
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I get that asking to be doxed is meant to be a sort of brazen show of courage or solidarity, but at the same time doesn't it undermine their whole narrative of KiwiFarms being a dangerous forum because it provides easy access to people's private, personal information?

Like, being so confident that even if you yourself are doxed, no harm will come to you does at least somewhat trivialize the notion that Keffals had to flee from Canada to Ireland for their own safety because of the posts and alleged actions of users on this site.
 
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LikeAStone said:
Orson Zedd’d.
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Speaking of Alan I should probably start on my next post on him...

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Lucas, you better not get fucking garbage poutine when you go out. You better not go to some place with shitty gravy and the wrong cheese. If you end up posting your meal I will make the most autistic post criticizing it because I just know you'll fuck it up somehow.
 
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SwanDive said:
I get that asking to be doxed is meant to be a sort of brazen show of courage or solidarity, but at the same time doesn't it undermine their whole narrative of KiwiFarms being a dangerous forum because it provides easy access to people's private, personal information?

Like, being so confident that even if you yourself are doxed, no harm will come to you does at least somewhat trivialize the notion that Keffals had to flee from Canada to Ireland for their own safety because of the posts and alleged actions of users on this site.
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Their opposition is simultaneously weak helpless and incompetent, or powerful dangerous and clever. Depending on what the narrative needs that nanosecond.
 
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At the end of the day, at least Lucas can't see our super secret Member's Only board. Boy, that would be a doozy!
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Wait, how do you know about that? I thought only true and honest could see that. Maybe it’s the .ru thing. Don’t mention it again or we’ll get fedposts there please
 
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