Sam Hyde

I was thinking the same thing. Seems odd to jump on this train now.
Been in the works for a long time now and just by looking at the level of effort that went into them I doubt they wanted to call it quits when the NFT ship sailed. Definitely a misjudgement there putting a lot of time into a project in a medium where it seemed like the point was to churn as much ugly randomly generated shit as fast as possible to get the bag and dip. Definitely one of the cooler NFT projects I've seen but they are still NFTs at the end of the day.
 
Made some more callout edits. Touched up the Ralph one, forgot to move his eye with the first one I posted. Probably done unless I think of something really funny. Thanks for viewing. Feel free to post these anywhere if you think they're funny.

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Saul Sam.pngCHUCK MCGILL! I'M COMING TO MAKE YOU KILL YOURSELF! In Albuqurque. At your house.

Rust Sam.pngERROL CHILDRESS! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! In Carcosa. At your swamp house.

Terminator Sam.pngSARAH CONNOR! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! In the past. At a robotics factory.

Aragorn Sam.pngSAURON! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! In Mordor. At your volcano lair.

Abby Sam.pngJOEL! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! In Wyoming. At Tommy's settlement.

Rick Sam.pngMOR-URP-TY! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU MORTY. In dimension C-132. At my garage Morty.

Majima Sam.pngKIRYU-CHAN! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! In Kamurocho. At the batting center.
 
I wanna say something mostly in reference to various past posts regarding Sam's alleged sociopathic behavior and the Marky & related accusations:

I remember back in early 2015 the Sam Hyde Encyclopedia Dramatica article was completely changed from an implicitly positive & approving article to a strangely negative and totally new one, rife with repeated "Sam Hyde inconveniences _____", downplaying his pranks and so forth and just flat out insulting him. I don't recall it featuring the Marky accusations at the time, but regardless it didn't seem...organic. At all. It was very out-of-character for ED at the time, especially considering Sam wasn't THAT mainstream yet, and the edits felt really abrupt and apropos of nothing and I distinctly remember the guy who edited it to be some furry with Renard art in his profile (I think Nazifur stuff?). Whilst the current ED article has alleged negative stuff about Sam, it's written in a distinctly "ED"-style way—the aforementioned article was not, being very "dry" and deadpan.

I asked my friend who was an MDE fan and he said something about there being a circle of people who had a beef with Sam due to something related to being involved with parkourdude91, who Sam namedrops a few times in his vids—at least in Tactical Talk, and he namedrops "Joyce Stryker" at the beginning of Michael Rogers (Joyce Stryker is the name of parkourdude91's intentionally cringy self-insert in Tiberius Rising, a purposely bad "calladuty" ripoff novel he wrote.) Michael Rogers was made in 2011; there were a lot of half-serious "proto-vertical vids" made by Sam that year. Another example would be IMG 0612 (a personal favorite).

I don't really know much about parkourdude91 other than he was some really proficient troll who LARPed as a cartoonish parody of conservative/patriot types and wrote some incredible literature. Apparently many people believed he was legit, and he made so many people mad that people targeted Sam because of his involvement, but I'm admittedly not privy to how involved Sam actually was other than what my friend claimed and the namedrops, but he obviously had some association. The 2011 date of Michael Rogers would imply their connection stretched back quite a while, as did parkourdude91's activity. I noticed that unlike a lot of other internet figures, parkourdude91 isn't talked about much and seems largely forgotten. I'm having trouble getting much information at all and, in fact, I only know about him because my friend told me and because of Sam's namedrops.

I bring this up because of the many back-and-forth posts made by @sethking and @ellroy, with regards to theories that there may be some motivation for people to conspire to demean Sam. At the time, my intuition told me that there was something very suspicious about the whole thing but I eventually forgot about it. I only just remembered it again now and I've heard literally no one else talk about it let alone even mention it. Also if anyone can provide archives of the ED article around those times it'd be helpful, as I don't have the old URL before they moved.
 
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You think he took the 4k per month contract?
I think they must have reached some sort of understanding, one way or the other. I doubt the channel would still be up otherwise. Also, I notice that he doesn't seem to be using gumroad clips anymore, which I thought was the point of contention, right?
 
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I think they must have reached some sort of understanding, one way or the other. I doubt the channel would still be up otherwise. Also, I notice that he doesn't seem to be using gumroad clips anymore, which I thought was the point of contention, right?
Yeah that's what I was thinking. I think TheNewPill is riding on Fair Use/Fair Dealings and trying to diversify his palette of copyrighted materials so he doesn't get anally pounded by a DMCA notice from Sam.
 
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Man, what an excessively bad timing to launch a NFT project, especially with some other mechanically complex game behind it. I'm absolutely not sure about this.
Damn I cannot tell if he's trolling or not. I feel like making worthless nfts and a shitty game to get his "fans" to fund him is just so on brand for Sam.
 
Now is the best time for him to launch this project because it coincides with his increased relevance recently. People are talking about him and he has to capitalize on all the hard work somehow

Fuck this stupid NFT project. The time and money spent on it would have been better by just donating to this forum. NFT's are so retarded let alone retarded NFT's curated by a retard that only retards care about. It's going to fail.
 
Fuck this stupid NFT project. The time and money spent on it would have been better by just donating to this forum. NFT's are so retarded let alone retarded NFT's curated by a retard that only retards care about. It's going to fail.
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The Poll is leaning way heavier for Sam is funny so I agree his candy man shit needs to capitalize on all his current clout.

I think his NFT's / Crypto is just a way to milk his pay pigs, and for his non-retarded fans who know nfts are shit just a way to donate and receive something in return.

His rules are an obvious joke and the NFTs don't take that much time to make they're shitty animated gifs with some text could make his entire mint in like a week because I'm not retarded--

--same with his "game" like 3d modeling is what's taking all the time it (I assume) I promise it won't have complex/new gameplay or astounding visuals just handmade 3d models by people who don't have a lot of experience cranking out decent digital assets.
 
you probably have a good opinion wear it as a badge ;) smd /
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The Poll is leaning way heavier for Sam is funny so I agree his candy man shit needs to capitalize on all his current clout.

I think his NFT's / Crypto is just a way to milk his pay pigs, and for his non-retarded fans who know nfts are shit just a way to donate and receive something in return.

His rules are an obvious joke and the NFTs don't take that much time to make they're shitty animated gifs with some text could make his entire mint in like a week because I'm not retarded--

--same with his "game" like 3d modeling is what's taking all the time it (I assume) I promise it won't have complex/new gameplay or astounding visuals just handmade 3d models by people who don't have a lot of experience cranking out decent digital assets.

Thread leans towards Sam is funny, and I agree. Especially his old shit and anything new with Nick. His new crew is lame as fuck and have no real personality besides "sam hyde does random shit and over-edits. we do that too lol"

But I'm not going to be a fag and say Sam isn't good anymore cause every once in a while he does put out some good shit. Just never been a fan of his merch and this new crew or their projects.
 
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