Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I've been away for a while, but I figured as a longtime lurker it would be disrespectful to not toast in this most epic of breads.
Lucas, your projection is outstanding, you are the most insufferable, hypocritical, and disingenuous person I think I have ever had the pleasure of observing on the Internet, and your ilk are remarkably gullible - although I will give them a pass for being literal children. They should choose a better Internet surrogate father, such as Josh, Sam Hyde, or Jim like all of the wonderful people here.
I know you are reading this and I can't wait for GoFundMe to want their money back when they realize you spent your 100k griftbux on a nice Irish vacation and streaming gear instead of the legal fund you claimed it was for, violating the most basic of guidelines on their site. YWNBAW.
I look forward to continue reading this thread while I am on the clock at work, although Lucas has promised to get all of us fired, and as of writing I am pissing myself from fear.

PS: Thank you Matthew Prince, as this version of the site runs wonderfully.
 
It was only a matter of time until Kermit went full kung fu Karen on Keffals.
I keep thinking about Luka Magnotta, another Italian-Canadian narcissist/porn star who fled to Europe after dissecting a Chinese exchange student. Kermit's best move is to never be on the same continent as Keffals. second most important thing is he doesn't need to be faster than Keffals, he only needs to be faster than Awex.
 
You know what, I'm gonna say it. Writing this here is not easy, and I know I'll likely be disregarded as 'bait', but I don't care anymore-- I need to get it out. Negativity permeates this entire site, and I cannot take it anymore. Besides the obvious reprehensible activity such as doxxing, etc., everybody here is so miserable that we literally make fun of and laugh at the misfortune of others just to feel better about our own sad selves. And up until recently I also fell into this cycle. Wholeheartedly, genuinely, the recent discourse around Keffals has finally caused me to reevaluate my morals and reflect on why I'm here.

Perhaps this whole thing is emblematic of the issues in modern society. Everyone is so quick to judge and mock others that we never look inside of ourselves, the inverted pit of our souls continuously rotting whilst we waste our time here. Disagreeing with a consensus on this site is a sin that gets you relentlessly dogpiled and doxxed - which is what keeps everyone in line. Obviously this is what the admins wants, to keep people on their side and have nobody question it. For people to form a hivemind and go after 'lolcows' without any hesitation - most of whom's only crime is being 'cringe' online. And to have people almost brainwashed and indoctrinated into hating specific groups. Groups, mind you, that are minorities and targeted more often than not by hateful bigots.

So, Keffals, I concede. I hope that other kiwis consider what I've said here and also reflect on themselves.
 
You know what, I'm gonna say it. Writing this here is not easy, and I know I'll likely be disregarded as 'bait', but I don't care anymore-- I need to get it out. Negativity permeates this entire site, and I cannot take it anymore. Besides the obvious reprehensible activity such as doxxing, etc., everybody here is so miserable that we literally make fun of and laugh at the misfortune of others just to feel better about our own sad selves. And up until recently I also fell into this cycle. Wholeheartedly, genuinely, the recent discourse around Keffals has finally caused me to reevaluate my morals and reflect on why I'm here.

Perhaps this whole thing is emblematic of the issues in modern society. Everyone is so quick to judge and mock others that we never look inside of ourselves, the inverted pit of our souls continuously rotting whilst we waste our time here. Disagreeing with a consensus on this site is a sin that gets you relentlessly dogpiled and doxxed - which is what keeps everyone in line. Obviously this is what the admins wants, to keep people on their side and have nobody question it. For people to form a hivemind and go after 'lolcows' without any hesitation - most of whom's only crime is being 'cringe' online. And to have people almost brainwashed and indoctrinated into hating specific groups. Groups, mind you, that are minorities and targeted more often than not by hateful bigots.

So, Keffals, I concede. I hope that other kiwis consider what I've said here and also reflect on themselves.
Kill yourself. :feels:
 
They are asking me what "pozloading your neghole" means, and why milk keeps autocorrecting to "tard cum."
Don't worry i've called in a merc to save you:

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