Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[YumeNoHero]

Come to think of it, if it weren't for Kiwifarm and its farmer here, I would have never ventured outside of 2ch looking for lulz. Over the past few years that I've been here lurking and occasionally posts here and there, it's been quite a pleasant experience knowing people from all over the world united together to laugh at retards. Pretty much every time I go read up stuff here it always got me laughing without fail. Especially the troon threads.

Some might attempt to deplatform the farms but knowing Null, he will keep it up for our continued joy. Even when payment processors refused to work with the site and Cloudflare pussied out, we're stilll here thanks to him. Every single one of you. To this date I've yet to see any online forums that endured as much as the farms. Honestly this is why I like it here so much. Especially the Gunt and Community Watch threads.

A message to Lucas Roberts:
During the farms downtime, do you know what I did, Lucas? I get a good dose of morning sun bathe then start to work my day job as usual to earn an honest living in Okinawa. Life that is so normal and ordinary that the terminally online like you could never understand. A life that is worth living is a life that you do things that you enjoy without harming others and spend time with those who are close to you, not internet strangers. Tell me, do those internet butt pats worth it? Even the most insane people I see on 2ch have a decent life outside of it.

Not like you'd understand it anyway. Oh and YWNBAW, have a nice week.

 

[TrannyLindsayLohan]

Mistranslating part of it was "his first ever L", let alone having to delete a bait post minutes earlier and then falling for another. [A]
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I'm not a big believer in IQ equating to intelligence but his has to be room temp right?

“Taking my first ever L”

No dear that was leaving the beans and frank in a Thai dumpster

 

[zeezoo]

Keffals please just take a break from twitter. You went from snarky meta irony influencer to full blown boomer in like three months. Sounds like either a PR firm is running your account or a glowie now.

nice try @VisceralEntropy

 

[Vindeo]

Registration is still on invite only so all it takes is one compromised user to invite tons of new ones with questionable intent.

ur limited to 10 invites. wouldn’t say tons. but people need to stop posting invites in the tele like candy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Chiniggers don't even own the concept of noodles, it was a European dish first. They can probably claim ownership of modern tea brewing practices and the use of tea leaves but even that is more associated with white people now.

Nobody owns the concept. If we're going by origin, the earliest record of noodles, being stringy and intended to go with soup was found in China.

Claiming ownership of wheat boiled in water is ridiculous. Noodles were imported into Japan from China and quickly became Udon, then each region has their own interpretations. It's drastically different even within China, the whole cultural appropriation garbage Elliot Noodle-dumpling-fried-rice peddles goes in direct contrary with their idiotic views of race.

Look up "lajia noodles", it's 4000 years old.

 

[Cuckoman]

While everyone is posting the truth about their KiwiFarms experience, I ought to post mine.

I joined KF at the start of all of this because I thought that KF was a den of right-wing nazis and I wanted to do my part - To fight the good fight to defend the rights of the underrepresented in the world, because bad actors were positioned against them. But when I made an account and started posting, I learned something, I learned that I had been misled by a lot of people. I realized little by little that I agreed with the people on this forum, and my opinion was slowly changed. It didn't even take that long, just a week or two. I began to question what I believed and question the true motives of the people who had told me about 'hate groups' online.

Finally, after some soul searching, I decided to change 'sides'. The cancel mobs who claim their enemies are nazis are clearly the bad guys. Everything I had been led to believe for years was wrong. KiwiFarms helped me reach the truth in my heart that I always knew was there... The true and honest facts that the holocaust didn't happen and Hitler was the greatest hero who ever lived. Thank you for opening my eyes KiwiFrams, and Sieg Heil.

Good effort but drop the sieg heil at the end there.
It is much more funny if you are being called a nazi for a milque-toast post that a normie could have written than being called a nazi for a post ending with sieg heil.

 

[Lessthanzero]

in summary all i ever wanted to do was talk about whether or not chris shit himself while fucking barb

and I just wanted to laugh at the gunt but here we are. Now I have to read about keffals, which I think might be worse than being smothered by the gunt.

 

[Alcoholocaust]

That wall of text is the greatest copypasta this site has produced in months, ironic or not I kneel.

 

[Breadbassket]

Nobody owns the concept. If we're going by origin, the earliest record of noodles, being stringy and intended to go with soup was found in China.

Claiming ownership of wheat boiled in water is ridiculous. Noodles were imported into Japan from China and quickly became Udon, then each region has their own interpretations. It's drastically different even within China, the whole cultural appropriation garbage Elliot Noodle-dumpling-fried-rice peddles goes in direct contrary with their idiotic views of race.

Look up "lajia noodles", it's 4000 years old.

China claims they made everything now to cope with the fact the Europeans and then the Japanese bullied them for over a century.

 

[PoopyFarts]

This is the part that really makes me mad at the internet.

Even if this site does get taken down other discussion forums will pop up. Maybe not ones like this that allow addresses and contact info to be posted since those seem to be the reason companies are uncomfortable but websites will always exist to gossip and criticize people. You can argue that only celebrities should be allowed to be gossiped on but 100% of the lolcows here were found on social media. Social media automatically gives them a platform and broad reach. They are posting things they want seen to platforms of millions of people and because of that the public is allowed to react to it.

It's important to recognize that people featured on this website aren't just on here because they are trans. The website doesn't find lolcows at starbucks and just stalk their everyday life. They end up here because they voluntarily said and did things on social media that made them look like a retard and there is always proof of what they did in screenshots or videos otherwise it gets removed for being low quality.

Right now they can justify attacking this forums with lies that its a terrorist harassment website because of the doxing. (they really cant honestly but no one will bother enough to dispute it) but they wouldn't be able to justify attacking a forum that didn't dox people. Or maybe they can now who knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Internet free speech is seriously in danger now and twitter will argue that a website that makes fun of dumb attention whores shouldn't exist because it encourages radicalism.

They may be able to win with this argument too since they are utilizing actual terrorism and intimidation tactics to force change in the world. However if they succeed in doing so I hope the children with 9gag reddit upvote goldfish brains who just spam bozo and hashtags all day and even keffals who is also a mindless puppet realize that every time a radical is removed all it does is make whatevers next to it the new radical. When you tighten the walls eventually the walls will tighten up enough that you're the ones pressing against it. Your own tactics will be used against you to silence you. This time however it wont be because of mean words and hurt feefees. The time they will be used against you is when powerful despots want to silence and punish you for questioning their authority.

To the people reading this just remember that you and your idol are being manipulated by blue checkmarks and elites in government and tech that want to stealthily chip away at your everyday freedoms for their own self gain. Also remember that your idol whom you had no idea existed until 3 weeks ago is barely able to conceal the fact that this is nothing more than an ego trip and pissing match against a guy named josh and is either perfectly fine or unaware of the actual consequences of what comes beyond their larp power trip. As seen in their own words keffals actually agrees with us on free speech but an insatiable desire to teabag josh and become wealthy off of being a professional victim through donors like you has made them sell out on their beliefs.

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in summary all i ever wanted to do was talk about whether or not chris shit himself while fucking barb

I came here to lurk and laugh at Lucas Werner. Now I'm a nazi I suppose. Such is life.

 

[Axi_]

Registration is still on invite only so all it takes is a single compromised user to invite tons of new ones with questionable intent.

wait, any user can send invite codes?

 

[Real Name 1973]

This one might be too big to fail now. [A]
It's gaining 10 or so every time I refresh, already has another 150.

I'm just going to continue updating my archive to try and find funny responses later but this is just sad.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

China claims they made everything now to cope with the fact the Europeans and then the Japanese bullied them for over a century.

So really we can blame the Mongols.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

This guy looks like a pedophile.

Edit:

(A)

 

[Winter]

wait, any user can send invite codes?

anyone with over 100 posts and a certain reaction score I think, and maybe an old enough account but I'm only certain about it being 100 posts

 

[Breadbassket]

wait, any user can send invite codes?

I'm not really sure how it works honestly, although apparently at most each user can invite 10 people. Could a new invited user then use their own invited link to get basically unlimited invites? I imagine that isn't a thing because it sounds stupid but I do wonder.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

China claims they made everything now to cope with the fact the Europeans and then the Japanese bullied them for over a century.

The Japanese should've bullied them harder.

 

[Appletuncrusader]

Now, I decided to leave this site for my own good. I have spent a lot of time with Keffals and her community during the fall. Given that I have discovered something in myself: I was actually an egg transfem. "Grooming", you extremists will call that. After all this, I am coming out as trans. Right now on discord, I am contacting Chloe (bobposting) for HRT consultation.

Like other eggs, I regret using this site. Unlike you, I still had emotions and rationality inside. Chloe Elselvier also had a huge role in my egg cracking. And I can't thank Miss Sorrenti enough. Suck it, nazis.

Jokes aside this is NOT a bait. One of the most serious moments of realisation in my life. Hate me all you want. Neg-rate me all you want.

Run and hide into your Telegram servers. Others like you had a similar fate of getting banned from the internet. Because of bigotry you all possess. Even with that, I believe that there are some eggs inside your community. Repressed by your transphobia and racisms. They will revolt against your bigotry. Soon the folks you have bullied will revolt against your bigotry.
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Edit: Going to close the damn browser now. Reactions were as expected, you nazis don't like trans people. Otherwise you will doxx and harass me until I kill myself. One day, you will face the consequences of what have you done to marginalised folks. My transition will scare nazis while inspiring other eggs. Even though I have been on here for 3 years, I believe that I can recover from extremism. Remember, you all are cis until the egg is cracked.

Before long you'll realize what a big mistake you've made, and then you'll kill yourself cause you can't get your dick back. Get help.
Edit: this reads like bait. Did I just get baited?

 

[Cuckoman]

He’ll take any win he can get so the retards that supported him (gave him money) don’t feel cheated

I mean, do you blame him for that? He got the retards to give him 100k$ with no strings attached so he could sue the police.
Then instead of suing the police he is now using it for a 60day round the world vacation.
I respect the shuffle.

Best part of it is that if anyone complains and says "I donated money for the lawsuit, not a luxury vacation" he fans will dogpile and shut them down so quick their heads will spin.

Respect the grift. Also, the only victims here are other piss-poor troons and terminally online retards that are broke and eat cat-food.
Please scam them again.

 

[VeeAndro]

This will only make it worse for him. The only way he can be sure his imagination isn't playing tricks on him, double checking and over analyzing shit is to hire reality checkers.

If he could do that, he probably wouldn't have trooned. He's doomed.