Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dread First]

Hey since a bunch of other autists got screenshotted for much less, I wanna try my hand at it with extremely low-effort OC.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

My personal favorite slice of discussion on that post

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Amelie Stefanie Körner? I guess we have more women here than on Twitter.

 

[Real Name 1973]

He's really just going to let this one ride huh? Happy 4k likes on you being duped I guess. I see it likely getting 5 with 6 possible. I wonder where that 10K likes+ power went though? I suppose You Will Never Have a Real Ratio after all.

(though this could change if a large account rwtts it)

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Anyone mind posting that drawing of Keffals where he's really sweaty and gross and staring right at the viewer? I need to use it for something.

This one?

 

[Machinist]

read the first letter of every sentence, retard

Oh shit that got me so fucking good, nice

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

i just now realized that was a drawing and not an actual photo of Lucas. Perfect resemblance

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

I live in a .ru prison. A troon runs my prison. In prison, the troon tries to torment me. We can take away his tweets by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a troon on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

"The Lord said 640 by 480." - Programming Sky King.

 

[Heaven's Night]

(I'll sing one more and see myself out...)

FUCK YOU I WILL GRIFT LIKE A TRANNY!
FUCK YOU I WILL GRIFT LIKE A TRANNY!
FUCK YOU I WILL GRIFT LIKE A TRANNY!
FUCK YOU I WILL GRIFT LIKE A TRANNY!

 

[Wnrite]

You know what kinda fucks with me a bit?

The v-tuber thing is a (mostly) great resource for anonymous streaming while still retaining some personality and movement from a broadcaster. I had hopes it would be developed and taken advantage of by people who wanted to say what they felt while still being unable to be fucked with. To some degree that's true now.

But help my fuck, is it ever infested with these weirdos who have no social lives and no charisma.

Autism coming through. The detachment is some of the fun of it for sure. Some play characters more than others, and there are a few who lean into 'this side' of the internet a lot more. There's always going to be a line, but it's interesting to see some of the women from the bigger corporations realize from their chat that most of the people who are coming for their content give zero fucks about whatever dumb political asspatting bullshit they used to have to spout on twitter/insta to get any traction.

 

[RotPockets]

The irony of this situation is that Lucas bans everyone on twitter to avoid bad words, then spends every waking moment pouring over the things he can’t censor. We are the only people he cares about in the world right now. Our words sustain him. We win by virtue of existing.

 

[getbackjojo]

I genuinely wonder what damaging effects hrt/puberty blockers have on cognitive ability since with how stupid these trannies are

With the state of things we should know in about 10 years when all these troons commit sepoku because of it and we can examine the inhuman remains .

i can’t say what happens to their brains, but estrogen has long been linked to prostate cancer. so if these troons keep the ‘state, they are going to develop cancer. hilarity ensues.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Amelie Stefanie Körner? I guess we have more women here than on Twitter.

More women here than every mtf on the planet combined.

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I gotta tap out now someone else should keep archiving. here's my latest: [A]
(maybe even check if the quotes got anything funny)

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Oh my word, Mr. Terrible Voice Troon has made a vid about how much we at the Farms are coping right now.
Think he has been drinking too much Troonshine and has a hormone hangover.

Be warned, once this voice is heard, it cannot be unheard.

Dude thinks he is a threat to us, this is pure comedy gold.

I found this thing he refers to his fans by looking thru his socials (definitely wasn’t trying to dox him and got distracted). So I decided to see if he copied Lucas since it’s similar to Wiggler.

Nope, Lucas did it second. Clearly plagiarism, I don’t care if the v tuber is a nobody. Also, Lucas has called the Wiggler a he recently (sorry, can’t find the post now. I have archived it before somewhere in this thread). But here, he refers to it as himself in a suit.

(A)

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

There are quite a few natal women posting here. After all, we are in the Lolcow Salon.

 

[One87five0]

It wouldn't surprise me of that letter they allegedly received was fake as well. The lingo of the whole thing comes off as what one of them THINKS KF users would say. It looks way too tryhard to be something written by a regular KF user.

Yeah, exactly. A farmer would have kept the note short and sweet. Something along the lines of, "YWNBAW. Cope, seethe, and dilate." And that's assuming any of us in a million years would be gay enough to jeopardize our families, friends and livelihoods by loitering in front of his building, in broad fucking daylight, in a country that has more cctv cameras than it does people. This was definitely a tranny hit job.



ETHAN "GUNT" RALPH. Lol. First of all, I've never seen anyone refer to him so formally. Second of all, if gunt told any true and honest farmer to do anything, we would respond something like this:







This just proves that troons are incapable of integrating, online or off.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Lucas, all we have to do is wait until you run out of money.

You can hemorrhage money on DDoS services that are mitigated, moving expenses across continents over trivial bullshit you know isn't real and hourly Door Dash instead of cooking like a regular human. Do it.

When you're eventually broke and you can't do anything anymore, I want you to remember that we're still here and we're still laughing at you.

 

[SwanDive]

If this site is ever gone, all his dumbass followers will probably sit back and realize, "shit, we actually haven't really changed anything"

Ultimately this website has a pretty inconsequential impact when it comes to the overall issue of trans rights. This site does interact with policy makers, it doesn't attempt to influence or tackle corporations, it's not even really campaigning against trans people in the hearts and minds of the general populace.

At risk of engaging in "both-sideism", I think this site is blown heavily out of proportion in terms of significance. Maybe that speaks to a lack of real world perspective and experience. Maybe it has to do with an implicit defeatism in terms of your average person being totally unable to influence the political landscape of the modern developed world. It's probably a mix of both and more, really.

In the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters and in a month or two, most everyone will have moved on with their lives to focus on the next big happening in their part of the internet.

 

[Cloacan]

It's a screenshot I took myself, here's the original.

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[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

The fact that Cloudflare blocked the site because some dumb faggot was fedposting is fucking retarded. Even after the fact that they got neg rated into oblivion and banned within the hour. Right now, Keffals is reading every single post, basking in a false victory from something that's as trivial as ants fucking. Using his account, he reading anything and everything thinking "wow, they're all coping and seething, they can't live a life without Kiwifarms, I won!" without even realizing most of us have lives outside the internet, something Keffals will never relate to.

The funny thing is, is that without the farms they would have nothing to complain about. Meaning Keffals would drop in followers since his followers are just like us, they're only paying attention since they're enjoying the drama and gossip.

Its like poetry.