Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pig pretends to lament terminated fatherhood despite having boasted multiple times about how clever he thinks he is for dodging his duties as a man:
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Alternatively: Pat laments Nikki's uterus being all dried up.
I've got an alternate take on what Fat means here. I think he's trying to say the whole idea of a two parent household with happy children is outdated, and you 1) can't really get that anymore, and 2) shouldn't really want it anyways. I think he's trying to posture himself as superior for not wanting a happy, domestic side to his life. What it really does is make him look pathetic - because a happy family is imminently possible if you aren't a twitter addicted narcissist with no job prospects and a complete inability to interact positively with other humans.
 
tbh fam, if this site goes down our words will echo through Eternity that Patrick is fat.
That's not a lie. If the site ever goes down for good (as opposed to laying low, like we're doing now), Null will release the archives into the public domain.

Meaning the world will forever know Patrick as a fat, failed author with peculiar taste in pepperoni.
 
I can't wait for that "Near" guy to eventually show up alive and all the liars who weaponized his faked death to just block everyone who brings it up.

Anyway, nice to see you guys again!
It will still be blamed on the Kiwifarms. I can see the headlines now: "Trans developer forced to fake death by alt-right hate forum".

Pat really thinks he can catch some of this momentum to combat the ONA pests and I just love how niave he is and can't wait for nothing to change.

Oh and Pat is a fat retarded faggot with bitch tits.
 
帕特里克湯姆林森是一頭肥豬

Even fatter by Chinese norms, they're tiny people and he's a monstrous fat pig monster that devastates the countryside. Chinaposting about Fatu Licku, what else is up.

Edit: apparently this is how it would go in non moon runes and the text to speech reading that out loud amuses me to no end: Pàtèlǐkè tāngmǔ lín sēn shì yītóu féi zhū
 
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How many times is he going to use the "telephone harrasement" line until he realizes that it doesn't work
If he hasn't at this point he never will but you're assuming that his goal actually is for it to stop. Many speculate that it's the only interaction he gets and he's kind of stuck with it but wants to keep up appearances, if he stopped replying altogether or just struck up a regular conversation he wouldn't be Rick.
 
How many times is he going to use the "telephone harrasement" line until he realizes that it doesn't work
There was a point about 2 and a half years ago where he suddenly stopped calling everyone "child" and started calling everyone "stalker". He probably thought the police would take his grievances against our legally protected free speech more seriously if he reframed it. They didn't.
 
Not particularly noteworthy but an atalker took a photo of Pat at Chicon. It shows that he is enormous, barely fitting in his chair.

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Not particularly noteworthy but an atalker took a photo of Pat at Chicon. It shows that he is enormous, barely fitting in his chair.

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With what though? The Hubble telescope? That's one hell of a landscape lens they got going there.
 
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