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Patron saint of livestock
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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"Work". What is he going to do, react to old news?
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You know, if he's moving somewhere, its likely to be a trailer.
He can skirt around address shit that way.
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Ralph will never own property.
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You will never be a property owner. You have no land, you have no equity, you have no deeds. You are a rentoid man twisted by drugs and consumer debt into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish apartment behind closed doors.
Landlords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed landlords to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even rentoids who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a landlord. Your credit score is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a realtor to look at a home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your miniscule, pathetic credit score.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a rentoid is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably that of a renter.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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He does though. He owns a swamp. Much like Shrek. But unlike Shrek he's not married, isn't tall, isn't in shape, isn't funny, isn't charming, fuck you get the idea I'd be here all day finishing this list.
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Ralph owns a horse, though.
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Gunt scored that swamp from a dead relative. Ralph will never buy his own place, he’ll just chase vanity and claim top of this sektur. Couldn’t be me
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But I have to be fair here you don't know how Shrek got that swamp. May just be inherited land as well.
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It's also funny that the farms is still more alive then Killstream.tv.
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We've spent more time on the darknet than he has with his own son.
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Ralph, remember when you thought getting rid of /baph/ would be the end of your problems? And remember when you thought getting rid of /cow/ would be the end of your problems?
Do you think that the alogs are suddenly going to go away if the site really does go down for good? Or do you think a new way to make fun of you will be found like all the other times?
Think about it, each time one has gone down, the next one to come up is bigger and better, what will the next site be? Who knows, for now I'm still enjoying the farms.
Oh BTW Ralph, you're lucky you're so irrelevant because people are going to blame the troons for the site going down (while you will claim otherwise), otherwise you might actually gain a ton of new alogs.
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KF going to TOR and Kino Casino getting flagged off Youtube is yet another nail in the coffin for Ralph. His already rapid descent into obscurity is now expedited. He's too blinded by pig rage to understand that us discussing him here brings him a level of infamy that draws people to him. When he no longer has Jim and us mocking him his already 100-150 viewers tops will shrink to a couple dozen.
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Guess what else you won't see on Google, Ethan.
killstream.tv
And in real life?
Sandra and Ronnie.
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I can't wait for his "Pissing on Kiwi Farms' grave" 24 hour supershow. We'll see him shitting himself again.
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Being able to search "Ethan Ralph" and not turn up kiwifarms isn't going to bring back the 26k audience you had around the healstream pigboy. We left because your show is not entertaining anymore and you are a disgusting slob. In the event nobody can find your thread, you will finish fading into obscurity where you belong Ralph. Kiwifarms is the last shred of relevance you have.