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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

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  • Not without Caleb

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  • Only inside a bouncy castle

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  • After his love quest is over

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  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

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It does suck the Qbert is going to get a lot of crap over what amounts to bad timing, especially when compared to not getting crap from making mediocre recap videos pretending to be retrospective critiques. He really is just a real-life Kirk Van Houten, minus the wife and kid.
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Spasiba said:
Just finished a 6 hour long video about Lost (just as Quinton's newest video released) that i had been watching in segments. The entire time, while watching, i was like "wow this is everything Quinton Reviews wishes he was/could've been/will never be". Even though the guy presenting it is kind of faggy, he does an amazing job going through the Lost episodes/seasons, making observations, tying certain events together, and implementing certain information fluently that happened outside of the show (like interviews with the actors and directors). This just shows that if Quinton had gotten therapy for his autism he could've weaponized it and actually given us entertaining content.

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And here is Q's newest video on his main channel since i didn't see it linked yet:
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Really like Billiam's content. Even if like you say, he's a bit faggy, he's everything Quinton wishes he could be.
 
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I can't say I'm surprised that Qbert didn't go in on these Nick shows like he should've.

He knows that his fan base consist of mostly schizophrenic Zoomers who basically just want their values reinforced with little detraction.

As such, Q's videos end up coming off as pretty toothless compared to someone like Nick Crowley or Pop Arena.

That Hamilton video from a couple of years back is a good example of this where he goes into the typical left-weaning criticisms of it, yet make sure to emphasize how 'masterful' he thinks it is near the end.

His videos are like eating a whole box of Frosted Flakes.
In the moment you feel like you're getting something, but you'll forget about it in like an hour
 
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Criterion Rat said:
Titling the video "The Scandal of Sam & Cat" to capitalize on the women who're in the news right now for opening up about their abuse even though his videos are nothing but overstuffed plot reeeecaps...

Stay classy, Quinton.
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That's the fence sitting we expected from Q. You can tell he so desperately wants to milk Jeanette's pain for views and attention, but he's too much of a pussy to do so aside from some lame attempts to bait viewers into thinking he'll actually bring it up.

I'd have some actual respect for Q if he was just fucking honest about being a shameless attention whore and said, "Yeah, i'm going to talk abut Jeanette, and Dan, and all the drama in this video. Eat my fat ass if you got a problem with it."
 
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grapeshark77 said:
Quinton's stuff is dumb but this is the first time I think he's been actively awful with the title, putting the tag "CRIMES" on the video, just to get people to watch five hours of nothing.
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I bet his justification is that the characters in those show sometimes break the law, because he’s still pretending to be shocked that characters in a sitcom sometimes behave badly.

Funny how every discussion of say, Lovecraft has to hade a digression about his various bigotries, but we can still talk about a pederast arsehole’s work like it was nothing. And Lovecraft or Rowling or Heinlein or whoever else we’re meant to hate never hurt people with their wrongthink.
 
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Americunt said:
Really like Billiam's content. Even if like you say, he's a bit faggy, he's everything Quinton wishes he could be.
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I can't enjoy billiams content after he spoke about being a make a wish kid and almost dying from cancer. Guy almost lost his life at a young age then spends his time making videos about toys from when he was a kid instead of accepting that he lost his childhood and moving on. Turns the videos from entertaining to tragic
 
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Ben Affleck said:
this man is insane making 5 hr long sam & cat videos
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No, it’s lazy. “Crazy” would be something like Salvation Mountain or In the Realms of the Unreal, or even just writing about how the Chicken God orders you to kill in your own shit. This is just a boring man droning boring facts and observations about a boring tv show, because he’s too lazy to actually produce multiple videos about subjects that require actual thought.
 
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Finally did my annual check of random Discords I have access to and saw this - these are people who LIKED Quinton. I won't upload everything because Discord is bad and it's impossible to get it all, but additional complaints - "He's always creeped me out" and that Q "looks like a drunk Gamestop employee explaining things to me". These are all women saying this, by the way. Could this be the turning point?
 
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This creepy fuck isn't just still making videos, but 5+ hour long ones at that? Christ almighty.
 
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