Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Teknorat]

given that kiwifarms is now chinese, maybe we'll get inside pics if fat goes to Worldcon 2023 in Chengdu?

I believe he stated he won’t be attending. Source: someone said it on ona.

 

[Meat Target]

How do you write/say "fat faggot with bitchtits" in Mandarin?

 

[Maude Snew]

given that kiwifarms is now chinese, maybe we'll get inside pics if fat goes to Worldcon 2023 in Chengdu?

I for one can't wait for the no doubt timeless comedy movies "Rick and Niki cause a famine in China" followed by "Rick and Niki go to a Chinese concentration camp".

 

[Teknorat]

How do you write/say "fat faggot with bitchtits" in Mandarin?

有婊子的胖子 apparently.

 

[Maude Snew]

有婊子的胖子 apparently.

You cheated! You put a space between bitch and tits. It's funnier without it.

有bitchtits的胖基佬
Yǒu bitchtits de pàng jī lǎo

I wish I could just download the text to speech for easy linking.

 

[Meat Target]

有婊子的胖子 apparently.

Here's what I got from Google translate, both ways:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I went to another domain to say that Pat is a fat fuck who scratches his own ass at the table. What a neanderthal.

 

[KingOfGains]

We Asian now? Sweet. Where all the cute Asian college girls at? Oh right, this is a Fat thread. No bitches to be found here. Fat would have "Child" them all off and said something along the lines of "CO-KNEE-CHI-WAH, ASIAN PERSON."

 

[CansOfCant]

It appears by the view from my new Zhangye office that 'Fat' Rick S. Tomlinson remains visibly rotund and obese, even halfway across the planet.

 

[Maude Snew]

It appears by the view from my new Zhangye office that 'Fat' Rick S. Tomlinson remains visibly rotund and obese, even halfway across the planet.

[Morgan Freeman]A marvel of modern pigheadedness and gross overeating, Fat Rick S Thomas is the only "human" visible from orbit by the naked eye[/Morgan Freeman]

 

[A.P. Hill]

I have received permission from my local Party chairman to give the following statement for the sake of the people: Patrick Tomlinson is an obese retard and a delinquent father.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Did I mention he's fat?

Couldn't hurt to mention he's fat once more. Just to really catch the enormity or him.

 

[Helvetia]

即使在中文里，小猪也很胖。

 

[Post Reply]

Be warned, Fatrick. The CCP does not tolerate the morbidly obese!

 

[AnOminous]

Not particularly noteworthy but an atalker took a photo of Pat at Chicon. It shows that he is enormous, barely fitting in his chair.

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It's amazing. You can even see his bitch tits and effeminate mannerisms from behind in a blurry picture from a distance. I can hear him childing away merrily without even hearing him. I bet the expression of the guy across the table would be one of those you zoom in and blow up because he's wondering why there's a foul smelling lisping walrus at the table.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

No child, the man was not run over by tanks. The reeducation camp awaits you, stalker infant.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

即使在中文里，小猪也很胖。

https://youtu.be/IwOsDFAp_Aw?t=01m39s

 

[thismanlies]

Be warned, Fatrick. The CCP does not tolerate the morbidly obese!
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A pig Fat Rick's size would need more... specialized transportation

Spoiler: Luckily our comrades in the PRC have that covered

The pig goes oink, child.

 

[FROG]

While this site is being hosted by our Chinese overlords, I just want to take a moment to bear my own testimony:

Patrick S. Tomlinson is an obese homosexual with gynecomastia.

Thank you.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A pig Fat Rick's size would need more... specialized transportation

Spoiler: Luckily our comrades in the PRC have that covered

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The pig goes oink, child.

That pig has bigger balls than Pat.