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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

  • Total voters
    353
Ralph’s blue check is not long for this world. With the way he behaves, I’m sure of it.
This is contingent on whether anyone cares enough or not. I can't imagine Lucas' troonsquad taking action because it's not useful to him (I'm sure we've all already seen a pattern here) in the same way it was useful to go after Jim.

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Ralph is willing to take the risk that Cozy will be shut down.
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Let's just look at what these claims are:
1) Hacked my website
Proven false because the leak occurred on a different forum well beforehand. Nice try.
2) Stalked my kids
The ones that you constantly over-share information on? What does "stalking" even mean in this context? Discussing them? Some generous people buying things from an Amazon Wishlist for your ignored son's birthday? That was quite a gift you got for him by the way: a photo of Sandra? And your worry was that it would be thrown in the dustbin? Nice cheap gift idea there, fatman. Again, "stalking your kids"? The one (at least) who's in your custody? The one you're supposed to protect? What does that say about you?
3) "helped people locate me to attack me on vacation"
Again, over-sharing. Also, about that vacation? The one you were bragging about as a pwn to Warski and failed to take your forever bride with you? Kudos for not blaming the manpurse incident on Kiwifarms I guess? Not really, you put yourself in that position anyway.
4) Got a guy to try to kidnap my fiancee
This one I haven't looked into deeply. I assumed this was someone wayyy more invested in whatever Digi's antics were. That were also probably publically posted if I had to guess.

I guess I'm just surprised he hasn't blamed the farms for any of Masterson's happenings.
 
"Damn Alogs keeping me eating food and drink makers mark, making me fat and making me get pegged by Meigh. Damn dirty Kiwifarmers, cost me my continence." *sharts*
God damned kiwifarms, making me drive like a reckless mongoloid!

wait, that ones kinda tru cause he reads this while driving twice the limit
 
I'm surprised he hasn't blamed us for him shitting himself live on stream
"I got IBS from all the stress them alogs and that Josh Moon been givin me."
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Ralph is willing to take the risk that Cozy will be shut down.
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Doesn't care that his only realistic source of income is shut down? Dumb fuck, stupid, prideful, high time preference wigger, utter trash. Rozy deserves a better father than your worthless failure of an ass.
4) Got a guy to try to kidnap my fiancee
This one I haven't looked into deeply. I assumed this was someone wayyy more invested in whatever Digi's antics were. That were also probably publically posted if I had to guess.
It wasn't us, it was from DigiBro's circle. And moreover, from what I've heard, either DigiBro or Meigh herself encouraged this extremely autistic individual to come over to their house.
 
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Ralph, in what way is anyone stalking your children? All the photos of your children came from you or your forever-fiancé. I am really growing tired of this professional victim act. I really want you to do well, but you seem eager to fuck up every chance you get. You're getting really boring these days, big guy. Maybe find a new baby mama? Are you really going to marry a lolicon?
 
It wasn't us, it was from DigiBro's circle. And moreover, from what I've heard, either DigiBro or Meigh herself encouraged this extremely autistic individual to come over to their house.
Thanks, then it's a non-argument any more to say that it was Mark Zuckerberg or Facebook's fault for this happening. It would have occurred regardless of circumstance. For the fatman, it's a matter of convenience that it was archived here. Anything he can attempt to use to make it appear that somehow he and his mare are the victims.

Question, Ralph (since I know you are reading), what legal avenues have you pursued towards any of Digi's ilk? I just want to know if you blame them as equally.
 
Ralph is exactly like boogie, he thinks that erasing the farms from internet will automatically restore his internet fame and growth from years ago.
They can't understand that we are just onlookers on the side of the road looking at car crashes. We are not the reason they failed and fall, they are themselves the main reason. Funny to see the same pattern on different lolcows.
 
I heard Ralph was arguing with a Poast admin earlier while the Farms were down again.

It's touching that you need us alogs in your life so badly, Ralph. Nice to know that even when your fan forum is offline you still don't bother to spend time with your daughter.
 
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Ethan Ralph is seething, as usual. Today's candidate is Poa.st.
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This is such a quintessential ragepig tweet.
Gay emojis: :agree:
"lol, lmao": :agree:
All caps: :agree:
Diagnosis: Seething
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"Lol", all caps, and lying. Totally not mad.
This is what literally 100 replies look like:
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35 < 100, Ralph. I know you're bad at this.

Ralph crying about his dumb blue check. @Politically Provoked did Ethan empty your Amazon shopping list?
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This is contingent on whether anyone cares enough or not. I can't imagine Lucas' troonsquad taking action because it's not useful to him (I'm sure we've all already seen a pattern here) in the same way it was useful to go after Jim.


Let's just look at what these claims are:
1) Hacked my website
Proven false because the leak occurred on a different forum well beforehand. Nice try.
2) Stalked my kids
The ones that you constantly over-share information on? What does "stalking" even mean in this context? Discussing them? Some generous people buying things from an Amazon Wishlist for your ignored son's birthday? That was quite a gift you got for him by the way: a photo of Sandra? And your worry was that it would be thrown in the dustbin? Nice cheap gift idea there, fatman. Again, "stalking your kids"? The one (at least) who's in your custody? The one you're supposed to protect? What does that say about you?
3) "helped people locate me to attack me on vacation"
Again, over-sharing. Also, about that vacation? The one you were bragging about as a pwn to Warski and failed to take your forever bride with you? Kudos for not blaming the manpurse incident on Kiwifarms I guess? Not really, you put yourself in that position anyway.
4) Got a guy to try to kidnap my fiancee
This one I haven't looked into deeply. I assumed this was someone wayyy more invested in whatever Digi's antics were. That were also probably publically posted if I had to guess.

I guess I'm just surprised he hasn't blamed the farms for any of Masterson's happenings.
I'm starting to think he actually convinces himself of this shit and believes his own lies. Before it was always "they lie about me" and he could never give specific examples (other than taking obvious jokes out of context and pretending they were serious), but he never really pointed to anything specific because he knew it would be easily proven false.
Now he's just calling stuff that's on video/archived and easily proven "lies". It's like the weird rant about the "call you an uber" argument with Sandra, he convinces himself little by little that things weren't the way they were, that the argument she had was something normal that all people have with their parents (just like him calling it an "unguarded moment" during his Chrissy Mayr spergout), and just completely lies to himself about it.

No one's done anything to your child Ralph (other than the people who bought birthday presents for the son you've never met and have never supported financially), you keep plastering her on twitter for dopamine hits, people just comment on those pictures.
You streamed yourself walking around in Portugal and taunted Cog to come and get you, when things didn't go your way then it became "criminal stalking".

You weren't even together with the pedo horse when the """"kidnapping""""" took place, so you can't blame your alogs for it, besides as mentioned she invited an obsessed guy with obvious mental issues to come over, plus the whole thing is extremely suspect (didn't the guy get a suspended sentence too? Not really what you'd expect for a kidnapping).

The SS TV hack was to SS not your shitty site, it was posted elsewhere long before it was posted about here, you wanted to pretend it didn't happen and not tell your paypigs and you were the one who sent out an email doxing them. Besides weren't your "personally going to the FBI office in LV"? You lie every time you open your mouth.

Really, if you actually believe all this shit then you should get help, you never will because that would mean you'd have to stop drinking and doing drugs but if you DO believe the bullshit, you're spewing then you're much worse off mentally than previously thought.

Also, Ralph you were STILL supporting LGBT+ rights on twitter before GG talking about your love for Obama and calling for "bigoted" republicans to get fired. So no, you weren't "doing anti-transgender stuff" before you became a grifter, and even now you seem awfully respectful whenever you mention it, almost like you're extremely afraid of kefals?
 
Ralph’s blue check is not long for this world. With the way he behaves, I’m sure of it
Ralph is so irrelevant nobody cares enough what he says to bother wiping his mark anymore than he cares to wipe his ass when he shits himself on stream.
He's a nobody, that's why he's still got his precious Troon Mark.
If any of the Twitter Trannys notice Ralph it's just to laugh.
 
Whoever is running the fake Ralph Poast parody account is very convincing. People have been been arguing with him all day.
He is. I actually made my first reply to him thinking it is Ralph making account to get his fix of shit thrown at him.


And Ralph needs his farms fix. Stalking poast desperately for his fix of fresh shitting on.
 
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