🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[eDove]

-Gasp- Was Ethan Ralph just as addicted to browsing Kiwi Farms as your average Beauty Parlor denizen? Who could've seen this coming?

Ralph's gonna drink himself to death and/or have a heart attack the moment people stop talking about him.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

-Gasp- Was Ethan Ralph just as addicted to browsing Kiwi Farms as your average Beauty Parlor denizen? Who could've seen this coming?

Ralph's gonna drink himself and/or have a heart attack the moment people stop talking about him.

"I'M AN INTERNET LEGEND! LOOK ME UP!"
Oathkeeper> "Never heard of you"
*piggy seethe*

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lol in many ways we're Ralph's only friends. We're the only people that are honest and tell him what everyone else is thinking but doesn't say because it's just not worth dealing with the Hollerin'.
Ralph would be lonely as shit without us, he'd end end up spending even more time on Twitter, which is only gonna accelerate the speed at which he decides to embrace his true identity and come out as the Stunning and Brave Transwoman he is inside.

 

[Quartermaster]

One of the funniest things in recent memory.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Lol in many ways we're Ralph's only friends. We're the only people that are honest and tell him what everyone else is thinking but doesn't say because it's just not worth dealing with the Hollerin'.
Ralph would be lonely as shit without us, he'd end end up spending even more time on Twitter, which is only gonna accelerate the speed at which he decides to embrace his true identity and come out as the Stunning and Brave Transwoman he is inside.

His in-person friends are... Michael Sisco? You can't say Dax, he lives across the United States. Other than his paedophile girlfriend, that leaves us with... Avon Shartsdale and his playdates with the bog hog? If I'm missing any other names, I cannot think of any. Oh, and don't tell me Corinne because if that's one of the better answers then holy shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

His in-person friends are... Michael Sisco? You can't say Dax, he lives across the United States. Other than his paedophile girlfriend, that leaves us with... Avon Shartsdale and his playdates with the bog hog? If I'm missing any other names, I cannot think of any. Oh, and don't tell me Corinne because if that's one of the better answers then holy shit.

Maybe I just have a Middle School level sense of humor but I find the thought of the Gunt, a man notorious for sharting and filling his pants mid stream, having a friend called "Shartsdale" darkly amusing.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ethan Ralph is seething, as usual. Today's candidate is Poa.st.
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This is such a quintessential ragepig tweet.
Gay emojis:
"lol, lmao":
All caps:
Diagnosis: Seething
Tweet | https://archive.ph/S2tC1

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Tweet | https://archive.ph/U7NEp
"Lol", all caps, and lying. Totally not mad.
This is what literally 100 replies look like:
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35 < 100, Ralph. I know you're bad at this.

Ralph crying about his dumb blue check. @Politically Provoked did Ethan empty your Amazon shopping list?
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Tweet | https://archive.ph/F2Qj5

He's an angry little boy ain't he?

We're still here lardass, and if not us someone else. Your self-inflicted hell ends with you actually being a father, or oblivion.

 

[Harammurabe]

Ethan Ralph is seething, as usual. Today's candidate is Poa.st.
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This is such a quintessential ragepig tweet.

This has ramped up quite a bit. I'm sure that Kiwis on Poa.st are already following, but for everyone else, Po.ast's admin Graf threatened legal action against Ethan. In typical fashion, Ethan responded with what seems to be Graf's dox and followed that up with a bunch of threats trying to egg him on further.

Apologies for censored pic but I'm just ripping the cap from Po.ast since it's the best I can upload atm.

 

[not william stenchever]

If/When the Farms are gone forever Ralph will be left with an emotional hole. It will be emotionally equivalent to a troon finally getting their dick cut off only to realize it solves nothing.

 

[thismanlies]

Ethan Ralph is seething, as usual. Today's candidate is Poa.st.
View attachment 3684940
This is such a quintessential ragepig tweet.
Gay emojis:
"lol, lmao":
All caps:
Diagnosis: Seething
Tweet | https://archive.ph/S2tC1

View attachment 3684950
Tweet | https://archive.ph/U7NEp
"Lol", all caps, and lying. Totally not mad.
This is what literally 100 replies look like:
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35 < 100, Ralph. I know you're bad at this.

Ralph crying about his dumb blue check. @Politically Provoked did Ethan empty your Amazon shopping list?
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Tweet | https://archive.ph/F2Qj5

He's so hooked on Kiwi Farms he's hollerin' at Poast to keep from going into withdrawals.

 

[thhrang]

If/When the Farms are gone forever Ralph will be left with an emotional hole. It will be emotionally equivalent to a troon finally getting their dick cut off only to realize it solves nothing.

He'll just keep finding new boogeymen, likely wherever any number of Kiwis migrate to. Like right now, his eyes are already set on Poa.st.

 

[.iota.]

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"I have too much to do (RalphaMania)"

yep. keep investing your time, money, and energy into an event that you won't be able to attend, because we all know that you'll be serving that suspended sentence that you keep trying to disregard.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"I have too much to do (RalphaMania)"

yep. keep investing your time, money, and energy into an event that you won't be able to attend, because we all know that you'll be serving that suspended sentence that you keep trying to disregard.

To do list for RalphaMania™

1. Book first venue available on a google search (within price range)
2. Write a list of people who might show up on www.theralphretort.com
3. Tweet about a blood enemy
4. Close door to buffer out infant crying
5. Cancel tonights show because busy
6. Pills
7. Booze
8. Post on the official Ralphamania account to remind people to follow it
9. Block Alog on twitter
10. Read everything everyone says on poast

 

[BlackDragoons]

This has ramped up quite a bit. I'm sure that Kiwis on Poa.st are already following, but for everyone else, Po.ast's admin Graf threatened legal action against Ethan. In typical fashion, Ethan responded with what seems to be Graf's dox and followed that up with a bunch of threats trying to egg him on further.

Apologies for censored pic but I'm just ripping the cap from Po.ast since it's the best I can upload atm.

Oh no its bad when Kiwifarms laugh at me with information I post myself...But I'm gonna make shit up completely and laugh at Poa.st


IDK Ralph you two face coward. You smell like a bitch to me.

 

[AltisticRight]

"I have too much to do (RalphaMania)"

yep. keep investing your time, money, and energy into an event that you won't be able to attend, because we all know that you'll be serving that suspended sentence that you keep trying to disregard.

He has so much to do he tweets 30 times a day.
As the sceptics from 2017 would say, what a busy body.

 

[Obsul]

Wish I had saved it, someone in his replies just brought up how maybe this Dick stuff is him deflecting from Meigh being a pedo and he must have reported it, because it's gone.

 

[Jump]

This has ramped up quite a bit. I'm sure that Kiwis on Poa.st are already following, but for everyone else, Po.ast's admin Graf threatened legal action against Ethan. In typical fashion, Ethan responded with what seems to be Graf's dox and followed that up with a bunch of threats trying to egg him on further.

Apologies for censored pic but I'm just ripping the cap from Po.ast since it's the best I can upload atm.

FYI There is a "Ralph vs Poast" thread now

 

[Procrastinhater]

This has ramped up quite a bit. I'm sure that Kiwis on Poa.st are already following, but for everyone else, Po.ast's admin Graf threatened legal action against Ethan. In typical fashion, Ethan responded with what seems to be Graf's dox and followed that up with a bunch of threats trying to egg him on further.

Apologies for censored pic but I'm just ripping the cap from Po.ast since it's the best I can upload atm.

He's not wrong in this case though. Apparently this Graf is a fucking pedo apologist and his website is infested with lolishit pedophiles.
It should be called Poast.CP

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

He'll just keep finding new boogeymen, likely wherever any number of Kiwis migrate to. Like right now, his eyes are already set on Poa.st.

To be fair he has one eye on poa.st, the other is looking at the bottle of marker's mark though a squint.

 

[Nod Flenders]

To be fair he has one eye on poa.st, the other is looking at the bottle of marker's mark though a squint.

I wonder how he's handling the fact that The Farms are currently still up. I don't think The Gunt is very happy about that.