Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

Went to the mall a few weeks ago.
Guys.
*guys*

Holy. Shit. LMAO.
There was a chick who had the most unfortunate fat distribution. Her arms and legs were rail thin, ass as flat as a board, and her torso looked like it weighed 300lbs alone. She had a weirdly angular first chin and then what I can only describe as a turkey waddle for a second, but she didn't look very old. Like her skin was saggy like she lost a ton of weight (how fucking much did she weigh before???) But it wasn't wrinkled or have prominent veins. The shirt she wore also reminded me a lot of how pennywise dresses, tranny from tranch? Because the shirt didn't completely cover her gunt but instead kinda framed it? Unironically impressed with how much genetics bucked her over. Didn't seem self conscious in the slightest, either.


Then there's my husbands work mate who is so fat he only works registers while having a stool. A nice and shy dude but has extra brakes and almost always goes through 3 to 4 bottles of soda before break is up. He HAS to be pushing close to 450. He was probably mid 5' something, like 5'9 or something. He wasn't short but not tall either.

Ninja ETA: first lady bought a giant ass pizza and several pretzels.
 
This is more of a passive thing, but holy crap, SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE CPAPS!
I didn't know this was a thing. I didn't want it to be a thing. I thought this was just something for fatty-fatty two-by-fours and alcoholics and (less often) people with actual illnesses.
Why do so many people have them? When do you start needing one? What's the cutoff where people start having this problem?
 
There was a chick who had the most unfortunate fat distribution. Her arms and legs were rail thin, ass as flat as a board, and her torso looked like it weighed 300lbs alone. She had a weirdly angular first chin and then what I can only describe as a turkey waddle for a second, but she didn't look very old. Like her skin was saggy like she lost a ton of weight (how fucking much did she weigh before???) But it wasn't wrinkled or have prominent veins. The shirt she wore also reminded me a lot of how pennywise dresses, tranny from tranch? Because the shirt didn't completely cover her gunt but instead kinda framed it? Unironically impressed with how much genetics bucked her over. Didn't seem self conscious in the slightest, either.
Cushings?
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My next door neighbor is a deathfat. We're not quite up to US standards over here yet, so she is still able to move with the help of a giant oversized walker. Not that she actually does move, except to her trash car (I honestly have no idea how she even manages to drive) to buy food. The three stair steps from the front door to her apartment leave her wheezing and completely winded. She can't pick up stuff from the floor. She daily either presses her own doorbell or mine as she navigates her mountains of lard out the door and inadvertently hits everything within her orbit.
And she fucking reeks.
I routinely dry heave when I enter the building. You know when that apartment door's been opened. The stench of unwashed clothes, unwashed body and take-out lingers for hours.
I also enjoy her whacking down everything in her apartment by the simple act of steering herself around, and then being unable to pick it back up. Her useless autismo boyfriend has to do these things for her, and based on the screeches and crying coming from their unit once a week he scrubs her down or something.
Two useless sacks of meat and stench.
 
I had two deathfat encounters at an amusement park last month, both of them involving getting stuck on rides.

In the first one, the ride exits maybe 10 feet from where people get on so the next set of riders gets to see the previous crop leaving. Ordinarily this would be boring - the park wasn't not out in the boonies or run by people who look like "Deliverance" extras so even white trash was rare. But this day Godbear had other plans for me. As I finally got to the front of the line I saw the ride was empty but nobody was getting on. Then I saw why - a man who was easily 300 pounds (think Boogie but cleanshaven) couldn't get out. Not "he was stuck by the restraint bar", he was so goddamn heavy that he couldn't stand up unassisted after a 5-minute rollercoaster ride. It eventually took 3 staff and 15 minutes to get him off and he pretty much flopped up onto the exit area like a beached whale. It was truly a pathetic site.

Now for one from the other side of things. My friend and I decided to go on a flume ride because it was hot out, we had fun, then the thing stalled maybe 10 feet before where we were supposed to exit. The staff were good natured and friendly about it, one of the other riders made some light humor, and even the kids on there were well-behaved. But Deathfat #2 wasn't having any of it. Within five minutes she was already screaming "I WANT TO GET OFFFF! WHAT'S HAPPENING!" and screeching at anyone who told her to calm down and stop scaring the children. Now the kids are scared and crying too. Eventually the staff just gave up and let her off to shut her the fuck up. Needless to say they had to (literally) handhold her because her balance was so poor she "didn't feel safe" walking on the staff-only parts of the platform.
 
Came across a deathfat years ago whos foot was starting to rot while getting a couple of items at the supermarket. It was partially bandaged but you could see scabs going all the way up the leg. Had a white (ish) shirt that was a bit greased up and his gunt was free-balling way below the seam. The dude could barely walk even when he had a trolley to lean on, honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he's dead and buried by now.
 
had my first neutral territory 1:1 deathfat encounter IRL since leaving the queer community a couple years ago (lots of fatties in that environment).

I'm part of a local women's supper club that gets together every fortnight or so. I've only just started attending so still getting to know all the regulars (which changes with people's availability). it's mostly just a nice group of average normie women who want to socialise and enjoy some good food. something to look forward to after working hard, as we all do.

fat was the last to arrive at the most recent dinner, a couple of nights ago. the median body size of the group is average; there is another fat individual, a lovely woman who I really like, but I guess she would be considered "small fat" because idk, she's visibly fat but it doesn't seem to interfere with the world around her. because fat's enormousness was startling from the second she arrived, and visibly disrupting to the environment; forcing people to move around her, having to squeeze through spaces that were ample for everyone else.

she was also a brass, brash, uninhibited type of personality who was ill kempt and badly dressed. and smelled. I could smell her as she sat down. stale sweat, as bad as a male having worked a full active shift on his feet can.

there was only one seat left - next to me. I was sitting at the head of the table, in a little alcove with ample space around me. her seat was in the aisle, along the side of the table with two other people, including the other fat person. I've been watching a lot of Nadya Nymph and Funtie Times on youtube the last few months and it occured to me I should offer to change seats with her as she would likely be more comfortable where I was sitting. the tiktok cringe has educated me that this is something a 'thin' should do to be more inclusive and considerate of fat people. and even while I think the fatties who screech about this shit online are unreasonable and entitled, it's honestly a different story when you are faced with a real human being you can empathise with and you can observe how it really does just make sense, and you genuinely wish to be considerate of the women you are sharing a table with. but then I also know, from the same tiktok cringe, that doing so might insult her and also be interpreted as 'fatphobic' and she's definitely the type to be confrontational about it. so in the end, I don't. still feel faintly guilty.

as she came around the table to the seat and saw me there, I saw it happen. the look that unattractive and unstylish women always get when they see me and realise they're about to have to interact with me: oh no, a BIIIIIIIIIITCH. translated: the groomed blonde in pink is triggering every single moment I was ever made to feel like shit by a popular girl. wariness and hostility. she already hates me and we haven't even said hello. I have been in this situation before and I know that courtesy, sincere interest and humility will usually ease the tension and undo some of the preconceptions. it helps when they realise that I'm actually a laidback dork that doesn't engage in lateral female hostility.

we begin talking about what we're ordering and it's suggested we get a group of dishes to share. suggestions are slow coming, so I suggest three that seem like a good range for consideration. weirdly, fat holds up a hand to me and says in a jovially shocked way: "wow, how many dishes are you ordering, chickadee?" I'm surprised by this comment and its tone, considering the conversation was around ordering for the table. I blinked at her and replied flatly "I'm just making suggestions." I didn't understand her aggression, but not playing along with the false humour made her realise I wasn't intimidated and she put her hand down. it's funny the way this type of woman always judges me as a bitch and then goes and does the bitchy shit herself, with no provocation other than not liking the look of me. the conversation goes around the table a little more and I am taken aback when fat actually says 'I'll just order for myself because I'll probably have two or three dishes, you know how I roll!" I am not used to fat people openly acknowledging how much they eat like that. and it seems openly hyocritical given her comment to me moments earlier. perhaps I just didn't get her humour style - I really had sensed a barbed edge to it though. that's the thing about that lateral female hostility - it's so often done in subtext.

I had mentioned at the last dinner that there was an exhibition at a museum I wanted to see and the other fat woman had expressed interest so we were planning to go together. I'd been really busy and not got around to messaging her about it, so I brought it up and reiterated I would like to go with her so we started talking about it. a couple of the other women, including fat, chimed in and said they would like to come. so we started talking about when, maybe this weekend. I said I was working on saturday but could do sunday. the conversation continued, going around to the bookclub that another woman at the table organised and that I'm also part of, and I excused myself to the bathroom. when I got back, they were talking about the museum again and going this saturday. fat was leading the conversation. 'oh I can't do saturday remember, I'm working, I can do sunday!' I chimed in and fat looked at me and said 'aw but I can't do sunday and neither can [bookclub lady] so it has to be saturday, oh that's such a shame you can't make it!'

I was absolutely fucking stunned that this bitch was trying to cut me out of an activity that was MY suggestion and the total gall of how she was trying to do it. for no reason!! 'well, I would like to go and me and [other fat person] were planning to go together so we'll need to do it another weekend then' I said very firmly, though I was clearly hurt. of course, the other two women immediately were compassionate because they are reasonable human beings and agreed, while fat was left floundering and having to go along with it. this really put me offside; it was so rude and obvious, petty and mean - cherry on top it being an activity that had been my suggestion to begin with!

I become the focus of conversation for a moment later on when we were talking about jobs. I work in hospitality and beauty, in contrast to the table of corporate office 9-5ers around me. I realise not only am I the only blonde, the only one in colour (everyone else is wearing black!!!) I'm also the slimmest one there. I then realise of course this is because in my work I'm always on my feet and often doing intense manual labour; wheras they are all sitting at a desk all day. very attractive women, I'm not trying to diss anyone here. these were just observations I made that accentuated my discomfort being under fat's scrutiny now that I know more about how obese women size up the other women around them, and the stereotypes they make. maybe I've just been watching too much tiktok cringe lately; but I could hear the vicious words of the fat activists unleashing their rage and resentment unrestrained going around my head as I worked to be appeasingly pleasant and easy going so this prickly, obnoxious woman left me alone. there were comments about how hard the customer facing nature of my work is and fat actually said 'yeah I'm one of the ones that make your life hell because if I don't get what I want, I get a bit scratchy!' I had already noticed her demandingness towards the wait staff and this confirmed my suspicions. she said it like it was cute. it was not. it was rude and crass and anyone who admits to exploiting a power imbalance like that, with full awareness, is a fucking asshole. I was tempted to tell her so, in more considered words, but I try to pick my moments. at a dinner table with virtual strangers in a crowded restaurant, I judged that escalating conflict wasn't the way to go. but there was something extra nasty to knowing this woman I was dining with would not treat me as an equal in another context where I was providing her a service.

she did, indeed, order 3 dishes plus bread and ate them all, then talked about needing something sweet later. my dish was $30 so you best believe I ate every single mouthful on my plate - I was totally stuffed afterwards and could not have even begun to contemplate dessert. I ended up walking the thirty minutes home although I'd done a forty minute walk that morning and worked a bar shift that day because it was much more than I'd usually eat in one sitting and a brisk constitutional usually counteracts the overstuffed feeling for me.

there were certainly moments we connected and had a pleasant interaction or two and I thought maybe she wasn't so bad, we just got off to a bad start. a bit of a personality clash perhaps... but those moments of obnoxious behaviour, as well as her smell, were really repellant to me. time will tell...
 
I have 2 that I can think of.

1. My husband's cousin is massive and rides around on a scooter. She once became stuck in her bathtub it required the fire department to get her out.

2. Someone my husband grew up with. He is a lazy SOB. Ate himself into a stroke. He must weigh a good 500lbs. Hubby drove him somewhere. I went along for the ride, big mistake I kept gagging from his stench.
 
Despite living somewhere where fats are commonplace, I have only encountered a few genuine deathfats in my time. Most of them were people I saw on a semi-regular basis, rather than wild encounters. They would probably all make for amusing stories in themselves, but none of them are the subject of the sorry tale I have to share today. You see, curiously enough, none of these aforementioned deathfats really smelled bad. I guess they all somehow maintained decent hygiene despite their size.* So for a long time, I was blissfully unaware of what exactly people meant when they talked about the deathfat smell. Unfortunately, this changed recently.

I was walking through town on a Saturday afternoon when a taxi pulled up nearby, and two men got out. One of them was totally unremarkable, casually dressed, normal-sized. His companion, however, was a deathfat. Certainly not the largest person I've seen (he was tall so he carried it quite well), though he did have a substantial gunt/beer gut (beer gunt?), the sort that out-of-shape middle-aged blokes typically get, as well as being generally fat all over. Just as notable as his size was how greasy he was. His clothes were stained and looked like he'd slept in them, and he was of course sweating profusely despite the weather being cool.

The two men began walking in my direction and, thinking nothing of it, I happened to breathe in as I passed them. Holy dear God, the stench coming off the fat guy was like nothing I have previously experienced (and I have been around my fair share of unwashed people). It went straight to the back of my throat and I could feel my eyes burning. I was nursing a slight hangover, having been out the night before, and I very nearly threw up on the pavement. I somehow managed to maintain my composure, and my initial shock morphed into a horrified sympathy for the poor taxi driver who presumably now had to go and get his cab deep cleaned. I hope a good, stiff drink made its way to him at the end of his shift.

*One of them did wear large amounts of quite off-putting sickly perfume, but I now know that this is far preferable to the true horrors that lay in store. :c
 
I finally saw one worth posting about!

So, I see Deathfats on a regular basis in my rural-ish town, usually stalking the halls of Walmart on their little scooters. It's so common that I hardly bat an eye.

...which is why yesterday was so noteworthy.

She had to have been 600 lbs, and she smelled like a corpse when she scooted past me. I was grocery shopping and happened to be reaching for something on a lower shelf, and inadvertently looked at her legs.

She was barefoot and had some pretty insane lymphodema, easily the worst I've seen irl. But that wasn't the part that horrified me. No, that would be the fact that both of her lower legs were crusted over in what looked like dried pus. The smell nearly knocked me over. I was so fascinated and horrified that I looked up WTF could cause that as I got home. Turns out she likely has Stasis Dermatitis, probably caused by her horrifying lymphodema. The kicker? We were in the breakfast aisle and she grabbed multiple boxes of pop tarts before scooting away, leaving only a sour odor in her wake. That SMELL. I can't even describe it. I've smelled roadkill that stank less.

"Health at any size" indeed.
 
I finally saw one worth posting about!

So, I see Deathfats on a regular basis in my rural-ish town, usually stalking the halls of Walmart on their little scooters. It's so common that I hardly bat an eye.

...which is why yesterday was so noteworthy.

She had to have been 600 lbs, and she smelled like a corpse when she scooted past me. I was grocery shopping and happened to be reaching for something on a lower shelf, and inadvertently looked at her legs.

She was barefoot and had some pretty insane lymphodema, easily the worst I've seen irl. But that wasn't the part that horrified me. No, that would be the fact that both of her lower legs were crusted over in what looked like dried pus. The smell nearly knocked me over. I was so fascinated and horrified that I looked up WTF could cause that as I got home. Turns out she likely has Stasis Dermatitis, probably caused by her horrifying lymphodema. The kicker? We were in the breakfast aisle and she grabbed multiple boxes of pop tarts before scooting away, leaving only a sour odor in her wake. That SMELL. I can't even describe it. I've smelled roadkill that stank less.

"Health at any size" indeed.
That's disgusting. If she was properly treating it,her legs would be wrapped tightly in layers.

Those little carts....yes. One of my friends ,who is a normal weight,lost a leg as a young child and has an prosthesis but when walking in long periods it wears her out because of her bad heart.
She can never get a cart in the stores because all the morbidly obese have taken them!
 
I once saw a deathfat waddling into the train station, carrying a McDonald's bag and wheezing. He was so large he had to squeeze past the bollards. These bollards were spaced approx 3 peoples width apart. I've never seen anything like it. He rewarded himself for being such a skinny legend that he could fit through by pulling a handful of fries out of the bag and shoveling them into his food hole. People actually live like that. I don't even care that I was staring. I'm honestly shocked he could stand up under his own power.
 
I was at the hospital today with my father (rotator cuff surgery, he is doing great thanks for thinking of him, J/K I know no1curr) . In the post op recovery space next to us as an older woman getting something done. She had a younger relative with her that can only describe as Tess Holliday X 1.5. This woman was taller than Tess and would have been large even at a healthy BMI. At her current BMI she is an absolute unit. Think taller Tess with wider shoulders and a huge gut that sticks out about a foot past her misshapen breasts. This woman was big, like sumo big. Had the same fake hair color as Tess, I guess that's what started the comparisons in my head.

The woman she was with was told she could get dressed and she asked for the skinny blonde nurse to help her dress rather than having Tess and a half do it. The nurse was fine with this and did it. The entire time I was there (hours) this was the only person I noticed take the nurse up on help with getting dressed. Everyone else seemed to realize the nurses were really busy and got help from a family member.

Here is the sad part. Tess and a half was wearing scrub pants, a T shirt from this hospital and a name badge from the hospital. She works there, possibly in housekeeping or somthing. Then again she might actually take care of patients. Possibly as a LPN or somthing like that.

It is possible the patient just didn't want to flash her female relative. I suspect she knew that Tess and a half was useless and might land on her and crush her to death.

I do have to have some respect for Tess and a half. It looks like she actually has a job unlike original Tess. Then again I have seen many Deathfats employed in healthcare that barley do their jobs. What little they get done they do slowly and badly.

The post op nurses were all fit and trim, even the older ladies. A surprising number of them (more than half) were young and attractive. This was a real surprise for me. In spite of them knowing all the health problems from obesity many health care works are really fat. I have noticed cardiac nurses tend to be fit as well. I suspect becase they spend all day running to codes and they really get to see the last stop of HAES Express, early cardiac death.
 
My significant and myself were coming home from dinner last night and saw a trinity of deathfats on the train. There was a male and female of similar age (because their facial features get obscured with fat it was hard to tell if they were a couple or siblings) and an older woman with them. All three got on the train heaving their individual heft to the seats that you're to give up for the elderly, disabled or pregnant. They all had weather inappropriate clothing on, shorts that revealed discoloured, deformed legs all of them with the most obvious dry, flaking skin -- almost reptilian looking. Old fat had a walking frame that was visibly bent.
What stood out was the completely inappropriate footwear to wear in this weather, it was raining-- flip flops. I'm guessing they're a choice of deathfats because of ease of getting them on, they seemed to barely stay on their trotters too. It was a completely depressing sight, everyone all dressed up for the night out, or those headed home from work and those three with their matching lymphoedema legs and nasty feet in flip flops.
 
I'd mentioned months ago the day care near my place had a new kidlet attending &it looked to be a foster care situation. The little 1 was so fat, he couldn't walk the 250 yards to the nearby park the staff bring the kids to during nice weather & had to be pulled in a wagon while the other kids did the usual 'rope crocodile'. What struck me was a man had walked past me towards the kids carrying some food & this little boy was fixated on it.

Over these last few months, I've seen this little guy many times & I'm delighted to see things are really changing. He's still considerably overweight but looks less "Deathfat Jr." every week. He happily walks to the park now, proud to be as able as the other kids. He plays with them, looks engaged & increasingly happy. His social & coping skills are clearly improving.

Special curses on parents who do that to their kids & kudos to the fosters & day care staff clearing working as part of a team to stop this little child's downhill slide.
 
My local Wal-Mart has embarked upon a devilish plan.

Now, PL: I'm Midwest near a military base, so you have a ton of Dependapotomuses around, and the typical Midwest fatties. (Which have NOTHING on West Coast fatties, despite the sneering) I'm old and busted up, so I'm used to seeing fatties sprint for the fucking scooters while I'm slowly limping my way over to them and then give me a smug little smirk as the putt putt by me on the last scooter. Yes, they will actually fucking do their best to run to the scooter if they see someone with a cane limping toward them.

At the Wal-Mart, you only find the fat people who have given up on the scooters, old people, or people that got busted up. Being around a military base, a lot of the guys have pride and you'll see dudes with a cast walking instead of scooty puffing. Old people usually have their canes with them on the carts. But the fat people, holy fuck, entitled assholes. I've had a fatty wheezingly ask me if I was going to be shopping much longer because they wanted my scooter. Yeah, I am. Fuck off, Fatso. Now I'm shopping twice as long and will take a nap in the storeroom in the scooter with my feet on another scooter, you fat asshole.

But one thing that fats do is they absolutely DESTROY the scooters. They blow out the axles, the bushings, destroy the motor. They squeak, squeal, and lurch, usually wobbling because fat people have destroyed stainless steel parts.

Fats also hate it when old people or busted up people use the scooters, because, like everything else, scooters are for FAT PEOPLE NOT YOU because they want them. (Fats are greedy about everything)

Our local Wal-Mart has replaced their old busted out, wobbling, lurching, squealing carts with new carts with a 350lb limit or an alarm goes off to let the person know the cart is overloaded and you need to request someone to push a normal cart around for you.

Which means the fatties sit in them and the alarm starts going off. The look of shock on their face when they're told "I'm sorry, but store policy places a weight limit on customers allowed to use the carts." There are two MASSIVE carts, that look like wheeled thrones with a little basket on the front, that beep whether its in forward or backward mode. It's got yellow flashers on it too.

When you see the fat people in them, they look crushed. Just slowly... and I mean SLOWLY moving forward, with the scooter giving this muted 'beep beep beep' like it's warning you, the whole time the yellow wide load flashers are going on.

It's because too many fatties damaged the carts, as well as being so fat that when they stood up on the cart to grab something, the cart fell over, and they fucking sued. Insurance went up. So the local Wal-Mart got new carts for 'plus sized individuals'.

Suddenly, I'm seeing a lot less fats and the carts are available for normal people.

Interesting thing, I saw this absolute unit of a dude in uniform. He looked like someone put BDU's on a fucking grizzly bear. Dude was obviously muscular, and his leg was in a heavy duty cast. He was able to sit in the normal cart, there was just a Wal-Mart worker following him with a cart and putting his selections in the cart they were pushing.

Wal-Mart and the like will go out of their way for people, but I think Corporate is getting tired of the fatties wrecking expensive machines and suing when they use them improperly and fall.

Still, I love seeing some fatass in the Lard Throne, slowly moving down the aisle, the lights flashing and the muted beep beep beep. They always look sad and embarrassed.

It's fucking glorious.
 
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