You missed the important part. They do procreate- by brainwashing others' children.
And when they're ready, they fucking nail them at company parties and/or anime conventions. Good lord how I'd love to see them brutalized in Minecraft for this. Each and everyone of them.
So because this place hasn't caught on fire
(yet; I hope not, because Null either is serious or sarcastic about that phone call but I digress), I just caught something on their news feed that has gotten a bit of hate, salt, and asshurt from it.
News Story (archive):
https://archive.ph/riTv0
Forum topic (archive):
https://archive.ph/2kyby
Story of Chibiham, Juicy, and Me original from Reddit:
Other stories from
/u/PaprikaGirl:
- Chibiham, Juicy and Me: Preface
- Chibiham, Juicy and Me: Yokoso! (Chapter 1)
- Chibiham, Juicy and Me: Lazy Ham (Chapter 2)
- Chapter 3: High Fashion Ham (Chapter 3)
- Chibiham, Juicy and Me: Picky Eating Will Make You Skinny (Chapter 4)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: Japanese Bathroom (Chapter 5) (this)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: All Clean (Chapter 6)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: Mama and the Kimono (Part 7)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: Versus Mama (Chapter

- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: Boys, Boys, Boys (Chapter 9)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: The Anklet (Chapter 10)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: Geisha in the Closet (Chapter 11)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: Too Conbini (Chapter 12)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: The Matsuri (Chapter 13)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: The Tea Ceremony (Chapter 14)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: The Old Town (Chapter 15)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: The Blindfold Game (Chapter 16)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: The Calvary (Chapter 17)
- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: Chibiham's Side (of mash potatoes and gravy) (Chapter 1

- Chibiham, Juicy & Me: The Aftertaste (ending.)
- The School of Ham: Introduction
- School of HAMS: Gym Class (Chapter 1)
- School of HAMS: Math Class (Chapter 2)
- School of HAMS: The Sing-a-gram Fiasco (Chapter 3)
- School of HAMS: Science Class
- School of HAMS: Art Class (Chapter 5)
- Shame on a Plane (not Chibiham)
(I can't archive pics worth shit rn on the farms, so links are going to have to do. I am also not going to document all of Chibiham because I have other shit to do. Sorry, that's a task for you to take up.)
So the news is that there's an anime adaptation of a story on Reddit, akin to Densha Otoko (ages ago, a Tokyoite user on 2ch hooked up with a girl he saved from some creep on the train and began to date her, this story spread like wildfire and even got a manga and tv show), called Chibiham, Juicy, and Me. This story is from an American girl by the psuedynom of Paprika who is willing to detail her time in Japan with her once obese and weeaboo cousin, whom she pennamed Chibiham. Chibiham as you can tell, is going to embody a lot of what those out west hear about what people in Japan think of in terms of stereotypes of Americans- Namely, fat, obnoxious, entitled, and whatnot. But the greatest part is that this is eliciting so much asshurt from ANN users.
Kadmos1:
The director also goes by the label "Paprika Girl". This movie is based off of Reddit stories she told on r/fatpeoplestories. The character of Paprika is based off of PG and described as "Hungarian-American Jew with bright red hair. Normal sized., who is described as a normal-size".
I can honestly say that the premise and the source material (Reddit) makes this 1 of the most "WTH, Japan?" for any anime that I have ever read about.
twitter.com/PaprikaGirl_JP/status/1567359783669473280 has a link to the original English-language novella that you can get on Kindle.
*Source: reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/222374/chibiham_juicy_and_me_yokoso_chapter_one
MagicPolly:
Huh that's a really interesting history actually, I guess in the end this is no different than adapting from a Narou story except she's directing her own adaptation.
Edit: After seeing AsleepBySunset's comment I actually went and read the reddit post, that's a LOT meaner and more disgusting than I thought it was just seeing the comments
AsleepBySunset:
I just skimmed the reddit post, and it's literally just a cyberbullying story, painting Chibiham as a freak for you to gawk at, down to referring to her as "planet sized". I presume the author is supposed to be the "good weeaboo who learns the language and culture" archetype while chibiham is supposed to be the "incompetent fat and ugly weeaboo". Unless there's a twist at the end, I'm incredibly saddened that something like this exists.
I might skim it again to see how disappointed I am at humanity.
samuelp (industry insider, not fucking around):
Yeah I wonder if this will get stopped before it sees the light of day. Just because the director is an american doesn't mean anyone should give this shit a pass to be racist/sexist/etc-ist.
AshenPhoenix:
Thanks. I hate everything about this. The premise is disgusting, the character designs are trash fat-shaming, and just everything about the plot's origin turns my stomach. No.
Kumashock: Wanted to be optimistic about this since works adapted from internet stories can be amusing, but after seeing that reddit post, I'm actively avoiding this curbside litter. Can't imagine harboring that much ill will toward a family member just because they're heavy. If nothing else, I'm glad its screening is limited to a tiny theater room; rest assured few will ever have the displeasure of watching it.
Takkun4343:
It won't. You know it won't. If EX-ARM could make it past the post-production stage, so can this, and many things worse.
lol, why so mad, ANN fags? Is it because Chibiham is acting like you off the computer? Is it because when the shoe is on the other foot, you don't like it either? Are you that fucking waterbrained/brainless that you're willing to die for reptilian brain desire based territorialism? lol calm down. Or as Miguel from FatChicksInPartyHats would say: "WHY SO MAD FATTIES!? ENJOY THE CHILI!!!!"
Honestly, I'm really loving how passive aggressively assmad everyone is on the forum right now. So many of them have bought into the "fat body positivism" thing along with whatever was in the SJW kool aid that they're willing to die over stories telling how foolish someone was for following that kind of brainwashing horseshit. Fuck, no one's even read the story, and even if they did, they missed the more important parts. How fucking stupid and socially clueless do you have to be to not realize that Chibiham, though embodying a lot of stereotypes, isn't representative of every person from the States, and that the kind of logic this runs on should be part of basic human decency? But then again, this is Anime News Network we're talking about, a site that openly labeled all Japanese women as submissive "actively oppressed" doormats who "need to be liberated by us Americans" on their editorials fucking years ago. They're not even pointing out how this story was birthed from the eyewitness of the cousin of Chibiham, who is, well, 100% White/Hungarian American, and was picked up by an anime studio.
Good lord, I needed this fucking ribbing. Whiny fucking armchair critics and "high taste animu connisiuers" angry that their glass house is getting pelted at despite pelting shit for years on end. I've long awaited for this. If this is the last fucking thing I post up to this janky Web 1.0 connection level juryrig salvage of a website, I can leave a happy man.