Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Kevin forehead update:
It pleases me that even in the darkest times, you give the tough details and dedication to your work. I look forward to morris code updates if we're taken down forever. :)

He's trying out a new selfie angle (and I love that fact that every time he takes a selfie he thinks of Kiwi Farms and can't use his "most flattering" angle) but he still has that AGP smirk.
I'm just glad his head is in a slightly different position.

Theoretically, someone could print a 3D Kevin head one day with all his selfies, how terrifying.

'live in collared submissive' is code for sitting on his fat ass, buying toys and lurking Twitter, I guess
He reacted so harshly to my Amusername that I wonder if it's his most cherished thing, to the point he glorifies it.

E-begging for the dentist again.
At this point donating 500$ to him for a horrid custom transformers amhole video would be a charity case on my taxes for the IRS if this was actually the case.

I can believe Jen might be between paychecks: he does freelance programming jobs sometimes iirc. I can't believe Kevvie hss ever been between paychecks unless he counts the tranch patreon or some shit as his or is calling Penny's paycheck his.

Thought, if Kevin was abducted by aliens or sent to the Shadow Realm (in Minecraft) but you set up a program to keep ordering plastic tat and occasionally repost musings about how women are just inadequate men, could he be meaningfully said to have left the world?
Nah, need to at least add various retweets of weird ass porn, sexual fantasied, post about the toys just bought, and some begpost for money and I think you might have an approximation.

Don't, that's akin to proposing a date with him. I don't think you want to smell him.

I thought slurs were hate speech and literal violence and had mtfs scared for their lives but, like everything, if it makes them horny it is suddenly acceptable and even empowering.
It's like a peak of cooming, where you jerk off so hard that you finally push past the extremist peak of slurs you used to hate because it's taboo and you've done all vanilla things already.
 
These "tenacious" troons could learn a thing or two about tenacity from Josh. Dipshits.

Housewarming gift for Kevin, in honor of the new digs:

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The absolute STATE of his keyboard, holy shit. It's covered in grime and animal hair. Zoom in on the pictures at your own risk.
Im going to assume that Kev bought these cards as he likes to post his new purchases online and he says that these cards are added to the deck implying that he recently discovered/bought them. Lets calculate the costs of the cards here. All prices are TCGPlayer's Direct price for lightly played (TCGPlayer is the Amazon for TCGs and Direct is their version of Fulfilled by Amazon. if youre buying 5+ cards youre better of using Direct)

Blade of the Bloodchief: $4.12 (this card is amazing, there's no cheaper option)
Greed [Foil]: $0.23
Welcoming Vampire [Showcase Foil]: $4.70 (the regular nonfoil is $4.50)
Vampire Nighthawk [Foil, WPN & Gateway promo]: $2.65 (the regular nonfoil is $0.23)
Shineshadow Snarl [Foil Extended Art]: $2.75 (the regular foil is the cheapest at $1.46)
Silverquill Campus: $0.10
Well of Lost Dreams [Secret Lair Drop Series]: $6.99 (regular nonfoil is $1.74)

Thats $21.54 he spent on cards when he could have spent $12.38. These are pretty expensive - maybe Im cheap but I usually dont spend more than $2-3 on a card for a commander deck (100 cards) I'll be playing against friends unless the card is the commander (the flagship card) or a literal gamewinner. He posts his decklist (archive wip) and there are cards on there that are even more expensive.
 
I remember reading one time that the Romans used piss as mouthwash. I don't know how true that is, but it sounds like something Kevin would do if he was told to clean his teeth.
They let the urine ferment, so it concentrated the ammonia.
It would certainly kill bacterial growth, but actually freshening breath? No.

Secondly, at last I can post again.

What has Kev been up to? Overall I would have to say he is my favorite lolcow.
Mostly because he reminds me of my stepdaughter.
Genuine woman daughter, not a stepson who trooned out.
She is a classic tumblrina who has jumped on being a “trans ally” and claims to be nonbinary.
 
They let the urine ferment, so it concentrated the ammonia.
It would certainly kill bacterial growth, but actually freshening breath? No.

Secondly, at last I can post again.

What has Kev been up to? Overall I would have to say he is my favorite lolcow.
Not much really supposedly the "end" of kiwi farms means he and all the troons like him are finally free to post selfies again. We've gotten some laltey but no new amhole pics. Speaking of he mentioned something about having his amhole fixed using "cadaver skin. " though I bet Kevin hopes it means some dead woman's vagina is gonna be Frankensteined onto his pelvis. I'm sure it's not THAT fucked up.

Mostly because he reminds me of my stepdaughter.
Genuine woman daughter, not a stepson who trooned out.
She is a classic tumblrina who has jumped on being a “trans ally” and claims to be nonbinary.
You have my sympathies. And Even for a step daughter, if I had a kid like that she would be no daughter of mine.
 
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You have my sympathies. And Even for a step daughter, if I had a kid like that she would be no daughter of mine.

Thanks for the sympathy.

The most annoying thing was not that she refused to get a job, nor that she fucked off and lived with a human like creature of a boyfriend for the duration of her mum’s cancer treatment, even that she literally never cleaned up or contributed to the household in any meaningful way, it was the fact that if I did anything to mildly annoy her, she would emotionally blackmail her mother.

This is why I enjoy having a laugh at Kevin’s expense, he is the same kind of self absorbed whiner who lacks self awareness, talent, even any kind of practical skill to at least contribute.

Cause me and her mum got divorced, if I went and laughed at her, she could rightly claim harassment.
 
This is why I enjoy having a laugh at Kevin’s expense, he is the same kind of self absorbed whiner who lacks self awareness, talent, even any kind of practical skill to at least contribute.
I wonder if Kevvie has ever emotionally blackmailed his mom and siblings or if he was too lazy to. I could see him guilt tripping them hard but after his girl cheated on him with his brother and he decided to ditch his mom over having her still have him as "Kevin" in her contacts, I think he might have given up and instead just sulks and cuts them off. I think he prefers to appeal to authority, idk.
 
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>"I swear his stans are the most pathetic".

Tranny manchild who's fucked the second the tranch goes bust calling other people pathetic, lol.

>"Destiny is proud of his admiration on KiwiFarms for being openly transphobic"

Most people on the forum don't like Destiny. Just because the forum and Destiny both hate Keffals and his fan base doesn't mean we like each other.

>"No one outside of KiwiFarms has claimed that about me, and even on KiwiFarms they have zero proof".

There's more than enough proof on Kev's Twitter account to prove that he's a creep.

>"KiwiFarms loves to talk about how we sexually abuse our animals, again, with no proof, but in their minds it's just a given".

Out side of jokes, I've never heard anyone say that the tranch *sexually* abuse the animals. The main abuse allegations are based around the idea that the tranch don't know/ care how to properly take care of their animals and land.

>"Way too busy helping run a ranch to deal with petty shit like that."

Playing Overwatch, isn't helping running a ranch, Kevin
 
I remain fascinated by the self-proclaimed deep thinkers like Kevin who insist there are only two sides to any issue. There is the good side and there is the bad side. Everyone on the good side agrees in complete alignment and so does the bad side. Nuance is a fascist lie. The notion of moral grey areas is a fascist lie, the only shades are black and white. Incrementalism and temporary compromise, also fascist plots.

Destiny and Kiwi Farms must love each other. An alliance of convenience on and against Keffals and his cult only is not a thing. There can only possibly be Destiny and Kiwi Farms together on all subjects, all past put aside for a lockstep march with Christofascists and Putin in support of J.K. Rowling's genocide. What foolish idiots making tactical and specific allegiances on common issues only. True communists would never align with liberal capitalists to defeat greater enemies before turning on each other, they would simply stick to defeating both the fascist fascists and the social fascists. No, the only lesson to ever take from the recent 20th Century is the onward unceasing march of the right side of history in which everyone agrees on everything forever and ever as handed on down from the heavens above. Amen.
 
I remain fascinated by the self-proclaimed deep thinkers like Kevin who insist there are only two sides to any issue.
I always wonder if life would be easier that way, but in reality it's probably more frustrating since you get to a lot of infighting problems you don't know how to solve or got one group to back down and the other hasn't. This is a man who buckles to authority as much as possible (like a true anarchist) and prefers others make choices for him (like a true anarchist) so I don't know why I'm surprised he chose the path of least resistance (in the short run). It's easier to chop nuances off and blindly ignore them than to bother doing anything else, just throw that baby out with the bathwater.

Kevin is so goddamn stupid I would shed a few tears out of despair and frustration if I was his teacher. Then Penny's paper would be handed to me and I'd cry and laugh at his spelling and grammar, renewed.
 
I remain fascinated by the self-proclaimed deep thinkers like Kevin who insist there are only two sides to any issue. There is the good side and there is the bad side. Everyone on the good side agrees in complete alignment and so does the bad side. Nuance is a fascist lie. The notion of moral grey areas is a fascist lie, the only shades are black and white. Incrementalism and temporary compromise, also fascist plots.

Destiny and Kiwi Farms must love each other. An alliance of convenience on and against Keffals and his cult only is not a thing. There can only possibly be Destiny and Kiwi Farms together on all subjects, all past put aside for a lockstep march with Christofascists and Putin in support of J.K. Rowling's genocide. What foolish idiots making tactical and specific allegiances on common issues only. True communists would never align with liberal capitalists to defeat greater enemies before turning on each other, they would simply stick to defeating both the fascist fascists and the social fascists. No, the only lesson to ever take from the recent 20th Century is the onward unceasing march of the right side of history in which everyone agrees on everything forever and ever as handed on down from the heavens above. Amen.
What's there to be fascinated by? Most people are retarded niggercattle. This is a universal truth that applies to 99% of the world's population regardless of how smurrrt they insist they are.
 
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