Sony hate thread

I'm particularly enjoying the seething of the usual suspects regarding the depiction of the female lead in Stellar Blade (formerly Project Eve) because it is done by a South Korean game developer. It'll be even greater once the game gets ported to PC because there is no way in hell they are going to be able to recoup the development cost of this game by just selling it exclusively on the PS5.
 
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Has it been that long already where the PS3 is now retro? Digital Foundry does a pretty good documentary series on the PS3. 2006 really does feel like a different time.

 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
So Yakuza Ishin (the Yakuza set in 1800s Japan that was Japan only on PS3) is getting a port for PS5....and PS4.

I'll grab the PS4 version. The Sony State of Play was mostly boring but Yakuza and the Koei Tecmo game were the two highlights.
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*Shows SEGA logo*
"This game will be re-built from the ground-up...."
:O ...could....could it be?
"and will be released outside of Japan for the first time!"
:twisted: IT'S ANOTHER GODDAMN YAKUZA, FUCK YOU SEGA
Super Hans said:
I'll remain a salty faggot every gaming announcement show until Skies of Arcadia HD gets announced.
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^amended to fit my faggotry
Belvedere said:
I'm particularly enjoying the seething of the usual suspects regarding the depiction of the female lead in Stellar Blade (formerly Project Eve) because it is done by a South Korean game developer.
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Let me guess, she actually looks attractive and not butt-ugly like Ellie and Aloy?
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Oh yeah, I'd definitely stick her with my Stellar Blade. :tomgirl:
 
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Super Hans said:
I'll remain a salty faggot every State of Play until Days Gone 2 gets announced. How could Sony greenlight a movie just last month after how disappointing the game supposedly was, but put a hard no on any more games?
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I usually hate the Sony movie game style of gameplay. Days Gone somehow made it fun. Being able to put dragons on my bike may have helped. Dragons are usually a deal sweetener for me. Really want to introduce my dad to the game. He loves motorcycles and rides with some friends every now and again.

Yeah, that's the other reason I love Days Gone. It's like the game was tailor made for my dad. Well, minus all the swearing. He hates excessive swearing.
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
I usually hate the Sony movie game style of gameplay. Days Gone somehow made it fun. Being able to put dragons on my bike may have helped. Dragons are usually a deal sweetener for me. Really want to introduce my dad to the game. He loves motorcycles and rides with some friends every now and again.

Yeah, that's the other reason I love Days Gone. It's like the game was tailor made for my dad. Well, minus all the swearing. He hates excessive swearing.
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Your dad is probably a big Mafia 2 fan.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
*Shows SEGA logo*
"This game will be re-built from the ground-up...."
:O ...could....could it be?
"and will be released outside of Japan for the first time!"
:twisted: IT'S ANOTHER GODDAMN YAKUZA, FUCK YOU SEGA

^amended to fit my faggotry

Let me guess, she actually looks attractive and not butt-ugly like Ellie and Aloy?
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Oh yeah, I'd definitely stick her with my Stellar Blade. :tomgirl:
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I’m officially calling this game “Stellar Ass”
The Last Stand said:
Why is Sony giving MS shit for their Activision acquisition when PS is STILL receiving priority beta access AND an exclusive operator for MWII?
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Sony doesn’t mind paying Squeenix to lock Final Fantasy out of other platforms, but when Microsoft does it, it’s bad.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
And how much did all these apples cost us, Mr. Druckmann? Oh so they are 3D scanned, surely that made them much cheaper? Uh-huh, those are normal apple prices, Mr. Druckmann, that's not what we meant.
...and what did all this equipment and crew cost us? You are an idiot, Mr. Druckmann, making apples have slightly different shapes is something the interns should do.
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I can't not hear this in Fluffy and Uranus's voices.
 
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Resunoit said:
Sony doesn’t mind paying Squeenix to lock Final Fantasy out of other platforms, but when Microsoft does it, it’s bad.
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So how would Sony react to Embracer buying Eidos and Crystal from Squeenix? Will Sony seethe and dilate?
 
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The Last Stand said:
Why is Sony giving MS shit for their Activision acquisition when PS is STILL receiving priority beta access AND an exclusive operator for MWII?
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Boo hoo, PS might stop getting new Call of Duty games in a few years! No console should be expected to compete without the newest Call of Duty, it’s just not fair!
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On a related note, here’s the last CoD ever released on a Nintendo system. Get fucked, Sony.
 
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TVBForever said:
So how would Sony react to Embracer buying Eidos and Crystal from Squeenix? Will Sony seethe and dilate?
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will?
also probably going "who?" given their "if it doesn't make a billion it doesn't exist" mindset.

which also reminded me that wasn't one of the nu-TR games xbox exclusive for a while too?
 
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Super Hans said:
How could Sony greenlight a movie just last month after how disappointing the game supposedly was, but put a hard no on any more games?
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I mean, I know everyone thinks that Sony making movies instead of games is a big joke but it really isn't. They really don't want to be making games they just want to make movies.
 
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Yeah... its not great. I got mine for a steal so im not as disappointed, but they are gonna be in for some trouble if they cant port over the better titles and give em for free to people who already own them. I mean... they did do ps4 to ps5 to a limited extent early on, so its not impossible. but this is disappointing.
 
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Michael Wade said:
Yeah... its not great. I got mine for a steal so im not as disappointed, but they are gonna be in for some trouble if they cant port over the better titles and give em for free to people who already own them. I mean... they did do ps4 to ps5 to a limited extent early on, so its not impossible. but this is disappointing.
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what's there to port over really? ps5 is just a 4 with higher specs.
I can understand something like robinson not even working on the ps5 at all because crytek are dipshits, but some of the more successful ones are fucking sony titles themselves (like farpoint and firewall zero), you really want to tell me sony can't pay the dosh for compatibility? oh wait, they probably gonna sell those as $70 remasters down the line, because VR is just drowning in games....

I'm also fairly sure it works with an abstraction layer too, so there's no technical reason why those games shouldn't be able to be made compatible, you wouldn't even need much to feed the game the sensor data it needs (unless sony really fucked up under the hood, which again wouldn't be surprising).

TLDR: :stress:

also speaking of psvr2, did they drop a price yet? because I saw some estimates given it's specs, if they don't massively sell it below value they gonna price themselves out of the casual market anyway, highly doubt they gonna beat the 200 bucks you could get a psvr1 for at the end (and a quest2 is $349).
 
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