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That's a really interesting way of framing the "trad larp" and is an exact mirror of the modern feminist movement where women also want praise for simply existing. Two sides of the same coin in the end.
Some time ago I read some post about this. This is a reaction to the feminism movement, but with the same female approach: the need for attention. That's the problem with many women who became famous for criticising feminism. They were exactly the same, only that with opposite politics. Check any "trad" woman and all they talk about is getting a husband and dress like the cast of Little House in the Prairie. What feminism wants? Being married to the state and dress like whores. At least men try a bit harder with the larp by actually getting fit and trying to learn some useful skills. The day Shoe starts learning to dance a tarantella, that day I perhaps might believe her being "trad".
 
This guy doesn't know what "bald" means, does he? That, or he has never been intimate with a woman.

A woman's hair is crucial to any serious love making. If she's on top, it hangs in your face and you get her smell. If she's a freak who likes it rough you grab it and pull on it. Any kissing will inevitably involve a long-haired girl's hair.

Bald women are just men.
 
I watched some of her recent streams. Her boyfriend is a conservative Trump supporting good catholic boy, but his girlfriend is bi-sexual, and he hates capitalism?

So that's an anti-capitalist MAGA Trump supporter lol

And a conservative catholic dating a faggot lol

I just can't even.
It's funny how she started live streaming when KF was down. It really makes you think.
 
I agree, she's not a supermodel. But E-girls don't have to be. In fact, it probably works in your favor if you're not insanely hot. Boys want a cute-enough girl that they can imagine themselves with. That's how parasocial relationships work.

We're already at 680 pages. I don't want another 600 pages of people pretending that June is hideous. She's a 7/10 in major metropolitan areas and a 9/10 in small-town suburbs.
Kind of have to disagree, I think you're kind of giving her looks too much credit. I think she's cute enough (not my type personally, i prefer redheads) but she's not something to be shitting your pants over. IMO she's like a 6 in some flyover suburban area and maybe a 5 in some big city like LA or New York. Kind of having trouble reconciling myself with the patchy hair as well.
 
I watched some of her recent streams. Her boyfriend is a conservative Trump supporting good catholic boy, but his girlfriend is bi-sexual, and he hates capitalism?

So that's an anti-capitalist MAGA Trump supporter lol

And a conservative catholic dating a faggot lol

I just can't even.
Reality truly is stranger than fiction.
 
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I watched some of her recent streams. Her boyfriend is a conservative Trump supporting good catholic boy, but his girlfriend is bi-sexual, and he hates capitalism?

So that's an anti-capitalist MAGA Trump supporter lol

And a conservative catholic dating a faggot lol

I just can't even.
For some reason, this scenario reminds of this joke I saw online somewhere:

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I'd put her at a 7 probably. But remember she's caked in makeup.
I roughly agree. Again it just depends what location we are talking though. Midwestern suburb? Yeah she's above average. Some big metro are on the east or west coast? She'd be about average.

Either way the people degrading themselves in her twitter threads have no self respect, she's not THAT attractive.
 
I roughly agree. Again it just depends what location we are talking though. Midwestern suburb? Yeah she's above average. Some big metro are on the east or west coast? She'd be about average.

Either way the people degrading themselves in her twitter threads have no self respect, she's not THAT attractive.
personally i think shes like a 5 maybe a 6 on a good day. but she also loses a lot of points with me because of how often she switches her opinions based on whoever shes dating or trying to appeal to that shit is so lame to me. plus it really does show off how shoe at the end of the day has no real opinions of her own.
 
personally i think shes like a 5 maybe a 6 on a good day. but she also loses a lot of points with me because of how often she switches her opinions based on whoever shes dating or trying to appeal to that shit is so lame to me. plus it really does show off how shoe at the end of the day has no real opinions of her own.
June is the girl you settle for at the end of the “all you can drink night” and you just gotta fuck somebody. And then


 
I roughly agree. Again it just depends what location we are talking though. Midwestern suburb? Yeah she's above average. Some big metro are on the east or west coast? She'd be about average.

Either way the people degrading themselves in her twitter threads have no self respect, she's not THAT attractive.
She never was particularly attractive. I'm not claiming she's ugly, only that she's low-end average attractive. I think a 12/30 using Patrice's scale works here.

I agree with your geographical submission on her hotness levels vs. peers. However, that's only if she's wearing a wig, has gotten reasonably tarted up, and you're talking maybe a Walmart in the Midwest suburbs.
 
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The full leak. I've added some qualified personal commentary. This is my review of a photography set.

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I believe these are the oldest images in the set. She has a very average body.

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Unlike the first images these are just explicit wank material for whoever she's sending them to. Really cranks up the contrast to look younger.

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Trying to emulate more successful pornstars she starts doing that retarded face.

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Strip teases and full makeup. I can't imagine this is anyone else.

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A ton of images that seem to be taken at the same time and show everything. Breaks the #1 thot rule of not showing your face while being a thot.

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Several images trying to traditional lingerie to look normal.

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A weird choice to wear striped tranny knee high socks. The fact there's no genital shots makes me wonder if this is to try and pass off as a male in female clothing for fetish purposes. Considering the prior images, it feels like trying to look like a woman didn't work so she went with looking like a boy.

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Without her signature eyeliner, you an see her age pretty well.

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Several pictures of June with a snapchat filter applying a collar to her. She's looking away from the camera, as if embarrassed by what she's doing. You'd think these are the oldest of the set but they're the newest. She's mastered adding filters to make herself look younger.


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She is showing off implants or something. Laughs at the end. Feel free to sperg out and analyze the voice.

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This is a great video because it's real motion, shows her body, and her face without makeup. This is who June actually is. If you're going to look at anything, look at this.

She's a 30-year-old e-girl and she looks just like every other 30-year-old woman without the makeup and filter magic.
When it is November, but you are looking at this.
 
When it is November, but you are looking at this.
I'm surprised I hadn't seen that before. She looks fine for a 30-year-old, nothing special, but maybe my standards are just low.

That said, that last video at the end of that long post, the last frame is absolute nightmare fuel.
 
I remember years ago I saw a video of her in a car in the poorer part of New York with Shoe shouting "You know where this is we're in niggertown!". I tried to find the video but I just can't, I think I may have just dreamt the video up.
That video is featured in the video Brittany Venti did on her. I've found that her pre-2014/2015 videos are very hard to track down, or maybe I'm looking in the wrong places.
 
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