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Slightly late reply due to the recent unpleasantness, but I'd have figured Phil would be the type to homebrew his own ADHD meds, if you know what I mean.
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
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Turnaquite is my favorite typo now
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I didn't see it after glancing over the last few pages, but they've got a new url and website:
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/ (https://archive.ph/MVRWY)
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/sitemap.xml (https://archive.ph/u38Xy)
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/contact (https://archive.ph/D0TbO)
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/work/city-2rphm (https://archive.ph/3Vbcq)
I'll spare you the photos on their about page. How does it feel knowing you've been erased from the founding of the tranch Boner?
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/ (https://archive.ph/MVRWY)
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/sitemap.xml (https://archive.ph/u38Xy)
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/contact (https://archive.ph/D0TbO)
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/work/city-2rphm (https://archive.ph/3Vbcq)
I'll spare you the photos on their about page. How does it feel knowing you've been erased from the founding of the tranch Boner?
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>We approach the world as equals
>We listen to Indigenous and Black voices above colonists
Pick one, and only one.
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Not being a Twatter user myself, I have a question. Isn't there an automatic spellcheck function when posting, like there is everywhere else? Because if there is, doesn't this mean that Phil is purposely overriding the suggested -- correct -- spelling for his own mangled troonglish? I mean shit, even KF flags 'Twatter' and 'troonglish' in this post with a red line under them.
If flightless transphobic Nazi birds from NZ can spell correctly, a genius like Phil ought to be able to as well. Be better, Phil.
"...to volunteer and work with the animals..." That's a pretty harsh way to refer to Jen, Kevryn, and Jarod. I mean, it's true but it's unkind.
"...a truly safe space for queer folk to have some normalcy..." Phil wouldn't know normalcy if it bit him on his castration scar.
Can't tell if he's offering to let rando troons top their car battery cells with water, or if he's offering to let them charge their e-cars.
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I'm not sure what part of tranch life is supposed to 'recharge your batteries' with an afternoon visit, between the water pipes bursting and the shitter not working, the propane tank being repo-ed, the rolling blackouts, the sickly and matted animals scrounging for food from the hay/shit pile, and the barren landscape. Just like, go for a hike or have a coffee at a cafe with a good book, or just stay holed up at their own troon hovel and play Animal Crossing for a few hours. All better ideas for a chill afternoon.
I'm kind of concerned with how they phrased that they 'take in animals from all walks of life and need special care'. Implies that they take in abused or sick or handicapped animals and that they are a proper rescue, instead of where they take in normal alpacas and neglect them.
Also if they need a black radfem to tell them that they will never be women, there are plenty on twitter to listen to.
I'm kind of concerned with how they phrased that they 'take in animals from all walks of life and need special care'. Implies that they take in abused or sick or handicapped animals and that they are a proper rescue, instead of where they take in normal alpacas and neglect them.
Also if they need a black radfem to tell them that they will never be women, there are plenty on twitter to listen to.
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Both can be true since they kicked out their only black troon. Nothing says "diverse anarchist haven" like three white men with guns and whatever the fuck Jen is.
>We approach the world as equals
>We listen to Indigenous and Black voices above colonists
Pick one, and only one.
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Does anyone in this thread have one of these little emergency medical kits? Bc this faggot just massacred the English language.
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They need to calm the fuck down. It's literally just a bunch of dirt with alpacas on it but they are trying to make it sound like it's the military base of a rebellion against a corrupt government.I didn't see it after glancing over the last few pages, but they've got a new url and website:
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/ (https://archive.ph/MVRWY)
https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/sitemap.xml (https://archive.ph/u38Xy)
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https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/contact (https://archive.ph/D0TbO)
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https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/work/city-2rphm (https://archive.ph/3Vbcq)
I'll spare you the photos on their about page. How does it feel knowing you've been erased from the founding of the tranch Boner?
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Anarchist community means a lot of different things to a lot of folks but for us here it means we rely on state and federal welfare and shriek at daddy government to shut down sites that document our animal neglect, woman-beating, and community harassment.
also lmao at "we listen to Indigineous and Black voices above colonists" like you, a group of white men, weren't just ganging up together to slap a STRONG BLACK WOMAN OF COLOR'S opinions a week ago because they hit too close to home on your LARP and hurt your feelings
also lmao at "we listen to Indigineous and Black voices above colonists" like you, a group of white men, weren't just ganging up together to slap a STRONG BLACK WOMAN OF COLOR'S opinions a week ago because they hit too close to home on your LARP and hurt your feelings
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The problem is the level of his incompetence. "Turnaquite" is just too far from "tourniquet" that most spellchecks can't even begin to guess what he's trying to say to offer a viable suggestion.
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Penny always tweets from his phone. I doubt he even knows how to turn on a computer. But obviously Jen and Kevin have one.
I bet his spellcheck is so fucked it's learned all his typos. But also, as mentioned if you fuck up too much, spell check taps out.
Sorry for double post, but I'm tired of fighting the edit button. If a mod sees, please merge me daddy.
KF does not have a spellcheck. At least, I don't think so. Some websites used to have the option, but if you are on PC it is your browser spell check. If on phone, it's usually based on the keyboard in your phone (if you download a different keyboard, you will have to teach it slurs again).
I'm might be wrong, but this is one thing I'm pretty sure about. It's just so common I don't think about it anymore.
Sites with spell check usually had a button you needed to press's before submitting, and now it does it automatically on the fly.
As you can see from my posts, it will not help you with actual grammer and syntax.
Sorry if this posts 50 times, now I'm fighting the post button lol. AHHHH ITS LIKE THE INTERNET BEFORE MOST OF THESE TRANNY WERE BORN
... oh no IVE BEEN ON THE INTERNET LONGER THAN SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ALIVE
SEND HELP
I bet his spellcheck is so fucked it's learned all his typos. But also, as mentioned if you fuck up too much, spell check taps out.
Sorry for double post, but I'm tired of fighting the edit button. If a mod sees, please merge me daddy.
KF does not have a spellcheck. At least, I don't think so. Some websites used to have the option, but if you are on PC it is your browser spell check. If on phone, it's usually based on the keyboard in your phone (if you download a different keyboard, you will have to teach it slurs again).
I'm might be wrong, but this is one thing I'm pretty sure about. It's just so common I don't think about it anymore.
Sites with spell check usually had a button you needed to press's before submitting, and now it does it automatically on the fly.
As you can see from my posts, it will not help you with actual grammer and syntax.
Sorry if this posts 50 times, now I'm fighting the post button lol. AHHHH ITS LIKE THE INTERNET BEFORE MOST OF THESE TRANNY WERE BORN
... oh no IVE BEEN ON THE INTERNET LONGER THAN SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ALIVE
SEND HELP
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Better yet they could visit Lipstick Alley without ever leaving the comforts of their troon fort.
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They don't even go the anarchist structure themselves, let alone Black and Indigenous! Kevin and Jen are (by choice) subservient to Penny (it's the opposite way around since Penny has to take care of them, but none the less), they already failed step 1 with their master/baby LARP. You can even tell by talking to them that there's an inequality of power: ask Kevin or Jen about the home or to make choices for the home, they'll defer you to Penny and even Fedposter Jarrod would probably do the same. The say is unequal.>We approach the world as equals
>We listen to Indigenous and Black voices above colonists
Pick one, and only one.
At least they can finally say they truly hate landlords now that Bonnie has left.
She kicked out herself along with her girlfriend after the harsh winter, actually. Either way, they suck at retaining them.
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: We Never Calm the Fuck Down.
They don't even hold meetings in their home with other anarchist (probably because the few who live in Westcliff can't get their moms to drive them there).
If one of them died by being verbally abused by the lovely community of LA, I'd genuinely believe it. I can't imagine them actually confronting PoC women in other areas, particularly BIPoC populated areas where they don't fear whitey. Thank God they made sure Westcliff was full of white folks just like them.
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There's very little the tranchers will experience that can't be treat with an Israeli bandage, plastic wrap, an epi pen or some topical corticosteroids until professional medical help cam be obtained.
For everything else either they'll live until you can get actual medical help or you wouldn't have saved them anyway. Plus if you're in the kind of firefight they dream of then you aren't stopping to stitch up your "comrade" if they take a couple of hits.
For everything else either they'll live until you can get actual medical help or you wouldn't have saved them anyway. Plus if you're in the kind of firefight they dream of then you aren't stopping to stitch up your "comrade" if they take a couple of hits.
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Know how I know they aren't actual anarchists or anti-fascists? (Are they no longer communists?)
There's not thirty pages of reading suggestions that all say the same thing.
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Penny is on a full scale Armenian oppression tear, including self-righteously chastising his followers.
In all fairness it’s not something I’ve heard about anywhere else, and it is something that he obviously has a genuine link to and is raising awareness of.
It’ll be interesting to see if he uses it as a fundraising excuse. Or he does more than “just words” himself and goes to the front lines…
In all fairness it’s not something I’ve heard about anywhere else, and it is something that he obviously has a genuine link to and is raising awareness of.
It’ll be interesting to see if he uses it as a fundraising excuse. Or he does more than “just words” himself and goes to the front lines…
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Okay, this is not a politisperg. I just need to point out an interesting piece of context:
Armenia and Azerbaijan have been at each others' throats since the fucking 80s. Their conflict is (among other things) a proxy for regional disputes between Russia and Turkey, going all the way back to WWI (if not earlier). Long story short, Turkey backs the Azeri (who are a Muslim Turkic people), while Russia backs the Armenians (who might not be Slavs, but are Orthodox Christians). They've been at it before multiple times. With the 2020 Nagorno-Karabakh war, the last time it happened, it was Russia who brokered the cease-fire. Let me be crystal clear, though: there are no good guys here. Now that social media and cell phones are so ubiquitous even in that area of the world it's clear both sides are guilty of some pretty horrifying war crimes, no matter the narratives being pushed by their own shills.
So, why did it start happening again now? Let me be charitable to Russia and say they're extremely distracted with Ukraine at the moment. With that in mind, the Azeris decided to take the opportunity to have another go at the Amenians without the Russians interfering with their drones and missiles party. And, of course, Turkey is happy to help.
Where am I going with all of this? I'm pointing out global geopolitics are a lot more complicated than just "flags in bio". Anyone cheering for Ukraine right now is also indirectly cheering for Azerbaijan. Or at least against Armenia. It was Russia's decision to invade Ukraine and subsequent loss of military ability/reputation that prompted this new round of conflicts, so "stand with Ukraine" (read: being anti-Russia) is not a compatible stance with "stand with Armenia".
tl;dr, Penny has no fucking idea what he's talking about. As usual.
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Phil just jumps on whatever cause he thinks will get the most asspats. Yet he has the attention span of a gnat, barely noticing the alpaca dying in his own back yard while he jumps from grift to grift. Sad really, as he does seem to work hard but all his energy goes into absolutely nothing of value. What a waste of everything.
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There's a recurring theme of Toothless Phillelope going balls deep on his current thing and failing in every aspect of it. Way back then it was the Army, HFT/crypto trading after his discharge, then the loony troony shelter post-troonout and now it's the Tranch with the topic du jour that's bound to get them the most amount of clout. Just like his pet gimps he lacks focus, theory of mind, and a solid identity.