Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Cooking is his new thing after the car shit didn't work and the worst part is that could even work if he put in just a bit of effort. There's tons of popular food channels on Youtube for example, I even watch a hand full to get some ideas or just have background noise. If rotund Rick put just a little bit of work into it and could manage to not be an unlikable cunt for five minutes that could take off. But there's the problem, he's just too fat and stupid and cuntish to actually make it anywhere except among the felonious fat laughers right here and in other places.
 
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So while we were away a very important character in Pat’s life- Josiah Munoz, accidentally facedoxed himself and his wife in the most hilarious way possible. While holding a baby gender reveal party in the Philippines, Josiah decided to livestream it to his mom. Unfortunately he erroneously did so from his public YouTube account named “Fatrick Slobinson”.

The moment his wife asks him why someone in chat is saying “no stalker”:

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Josiah Flips Out

Josiah discusses the appropriate use of YouTube logins with his pregnant wife.
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Teknorat said:
So while we were away a very important character in Pat’s life- Josiah Munoz, accidentally facedoxed himself and his wife in the most hilarious way possible. While holding a baby gender reveal party in the Philippines, Josiah decided to livestream it to his mom. Unfortunately he erroneously did so from his public YouTube account named “Fatrick Slobinson”.

The moment his wife asks him why someone in chat is saying “no stalker”:

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Josiah Flips Out

Josiah discusses the appropriate use of YouTube logins with his pregnant wife.
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Baby gender reveal, eh? He applying to the SFWA with that, I hear that's all the rage among their members.
 
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Teknorat said:
So while we were away a very important character in Pat’s life- Josiah Munoz, accidentally facedoxed himself and his wife in the most hilarious way possible. While holding a baby gender reveal party in the Philippines, Josiah decided to livestream it to his mom. Unfortunately he erroneously did so from his public YouTube account named “Fatrick Slobinson”.

The moment his wife asks him why someone in chat is saying “no stalker”:

vimeo.com

Josiah Flips Out

Josiah discusses the appropriate use of YouTube logins with his pregnant wife.
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And this is yet another reason why Null has a "No Trolling" rule.
 
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Fat pat also posted pictures of this years harvest from his "garden". There are (quite believable) rumours that he bought them at the store and then took a photo because anyone that didn't flunk high school biology would realize that a small patch of salty dirt wouldn't be very fertile. He also can't spell the word beet and corrected his spelling as soon as Owen made a thread about it. He's also been putting alternative text in his tweets so that even blind people aren't spared from his delusions.
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edit: @Maude Snew beet me to the garden stuff.
 
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Maude Snew said:
Cooking is his new thing after the car shit didn't work and the worst part is that could even work if he put in just a bit of effort. There's tons of popular food channels on Youtube for example, I even watch a hand full to get some ideas or just have background noise. If rotund Rick put just a little bit of work into it and could manage to not be an unlikable cunt for five minutes that could take off. But there's the problem, he's just too fat and stupid and cuntish to actually make it anywhere except among the felonious fat laughers right here and in other places.
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His utter ineptitude in everything he does, from interpersonal skills to much less complex things like cooking never fails to amuse me, he even surpassed Wu with his being-shit-at-everythingness, a thing i never thought possible before. He's completly resistant to learning and understanding information correctly, that 1.2 GPA (deducting PE here, because that was never an academical subject) is well fucking deserved.

I nabbed this from Owen back when the KF hiccups started but never had a chance to post it, i crack up every time i see it when scrolling through my gallery:
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S.C.U.D. said:
SpaceEdge has taken credit for getting the article taken down, and has refused to reveal his method lest he need to use it again. He is a hero.

I'll share just one fun thing that happened while we were away, taken from onaforums in the downtime:
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Somebody called Pat's local Pizza Hut and spoke to the manager about it. (I tried making the audio into an mp4 to upload it but the forum is not liking non-image uploads right now)
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He is oinking at Pizza Hut because his personal grievances with the franchises. Patrick probably showed up to the front door pushing a rusted wheelbarrow full of suspiciously dark hued pepperoni for sale. Franchises can’t take outside ingredients at the very least, let alone they don’t want to buy meat from a sweaty fat man that calls it “niggeroni.”

Pat just can’t take rejection well. I can’t wait for the inevitable oinking over Tiny Tim’s Tedious Adventure book rejection from all publishers.
 
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Very curious that he deleted the foot snuggles tweet, OnA pests were calling him effeminate for it but that's par for the course. I wonder if showing Nikki dealing with parcels in the background is what prompted the deletion because he doesn't want to draw attention to their secret online business.

If anybody locally archived the full res photo please post, it's not on the Wayback Machine or archive.today sadly.

a funny Pat text from that thread
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Thank you, so very much, for that visual.
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Hey, you don't blame the monkey's paw for granting someone's dumb wish. In other news Fat has gotten so fat that the regular messages he receives aren't enough for him anymore he now also texts himself.
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Yeah, yeah, shit cropping, I know. But: it immediately stands out that he didn't reply with his copy paste shit after the first message what he was busy? The style is also all wrong for any of the usual people to have written it. Also notice how he lies about blocking thousands of numbers, first of all, it's very unlikely that he even got messages from enough different numbers and frankly I have yet to see evidence that he has blocked a single number ever. I mean it's not a bomb thread or faked vandalism video so maybe he's running out of steam or he's just having a low energy day while people weren't paying enough attention to him.
 
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I nabbed this from Owen back when the KF hiccups started but never had a chance to post it, i crack up every time i see it when scrolling through my gallery:
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I'm glad you reminded me of another great Owen A image haunting my gallery: this clip from the Fatterson-Thinlin film.
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Maude Snew said:
Hey, you don't blame the monkey's paw for granting someone's dumb wish. In other news Fat has gotten so fat that the regular messages he receives aren't enough for him anymore he now also texts himself.
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Yeah, yeah, shit cropping, I know. But: it immediately stands out that he didn't reply with his copy paste shit after the first message what he was busy? The style is also all wrong for any of the usual people to have written it. Also notice how he lies about blocking thousands of numbers, first of all, it's very unlikely that he even got messages from enough different numbers and frankly I have yet to see evidence that he has blocked a single number ever. I mean it's not a bomb thread or faked vandalism video so maybe he's running out of steam or he's just having a low energy day while people weren't paying enough attention to him.
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He's actually boasting of having "sex with 6 different women" as though it's some sort of accomplishment? Most guys had sex with six different women before he was done obtaining his 1.78 GPA.
 
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