Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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Forgive me if I dont understand 3D printers very well but isn't this thing just a hunk of plastic anyway? Like the shit you can buy for 50 dollars kinda deal? I assume this e-celeb chibi wants to give it to could very easily buy an actual sword made of steel or something if he wanted.
Not even a solid hunk of plastic, most parts are printed as an outer shell with a geometric infill pattern to keep weight, cost and print time down while maintaining some rigidity.

And yeah I'm pretty sure the game grumps have been sent real swords and knives made of steel, but e-celebs can't express displeasure at plastic trash gifts from autist-fans else their community will start sperging out.
 
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So whose gonna be the first to break the bad news to him?
Alright, I've got time to kill. Let's deboonk all of the claims Chibi has towards us.
1. "They've doxed me"
Don't be a retard with your online privacy and this won't happen. You're the one who posted photos of your credit card and let everyone know what state and city you live in. In fact, if the OP is correct, we don't actually have your address. All we have is the AT&T store you used to work at. Stop being terminally online and it won't happen.

2. "They've leaked explicit photos"
Has all that hair dye melted your brain? That was all you, bud. All we've done is keep 'em nice and safe here for others to enjoy. Nice cock!
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3. "Spread false widespread rumors"
This is a fourm. It's primary use is communication. Discussion. Debating and, yes, debunking. We collect information, archive it, discuss its validity, make stupid jokes about it and call each other nigger. Whether people use the information we gather to then go and treat is as fact is their fault, not ours. We're not infallible, we get led astray by misinformation, we're only human after all. The difference is we try and keep one another accountable to doubt all evidence on some level to keep the gayops from getting out of hand.
What does this mean? This means that if a rumor posted to this thread--or any thread for that matter-- was confirmed to be false, we would easily admit it and work to make the fact that it was false evident. It's the retards on twitter et al. who refuse to do their homework that end up perpetuating false information long after it's been debunked.

4. "Caused my parents to divorce"
I hate to tell you this but it's all you, Chibi. True, there have been documented instances of funnymen on the internet poking you and your mother with the long stick of the internet. But don't pretend you aren't at least partially responsible. You absolutely refused to stop streaming and making an ass out of yourself on discord and twitter, meaning trolls would know they could get a rise out of you and your family were they to fuck with you. In fact, your mom even asked you to get the fuck offline to stop the pizza ordering, and yet you refused. How about the time you had to get your mom to break up with your girlfriend for you? Or that one time your mom yelled at you because you refused to stream at a reasonable hour? You're a total failure when it comes to making smart financial decisions, you're so blindingly autistic you have no real friendships nor can you get a girlfriend, you have no skills or knowledge that can set you up for a career job. You can barely hold down any kind of entry-level job because you're so blinded by your anime-protagonist-like attitude that you can't get your head out of your ass for a minute to realize how fucking embarrassing you are. Your mom has had to bail you out by lending you money multiple times and what do you do? Turn around and shit talk her on twitter because she...what was it...wanted you to go to church?
You're a spiritual, emotional, and financial burden. She's so busy being your wrangler that she has no time to find love. Sad!

5. "Attempted to swat me multiple times"
Attempted and succeeded and two separate things, but okay, I'll bite.
For one, we, in general, do not appreciate or even encourage swatting. Not only is it dangerous, but it's a gayop of the highest homosexuality, which is explicitly against the rules of this site, which are enforced. Despite all the mean words we don't actually want our cows getting hurt or arrested or sent to jail. That's because the fun stops. I've searched this thread for "swat" "swatting" and "swatted" and I got zero results of you being swatted. At most I got people predicting a visit from local law enforcement, but no clear documentation of this ever actually occurring. It's entirely possible I still somehow missed it, which is why I also searched for this on google.
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Trust me, I tried like 5 variations of this. I got nothing. If any Chibi historians can attest to this actually happening please do let me know and I'll correct it.
6. "Infiltrated all my social media and targeted all my friends"
We joined a public discord server and took screenshots of you parasitically looking for asspats in a space that was quickly growing sick of your shenanigans. We're only interested in your friends in the capacity of how you act like a retard in front of them.
Btw you don't actually have any friends so this point is moot anyway.

Anyways, I gotta go to class to get a higher education and make my mom proud.
 
We might be the only site that ever tried to help you, Adam. Everywhere else you only either get called a retard or get asspats from people as retarded if not more retarded than even you are. Only on the farms were you called a retard and simultaneously, repeatedly given advice on how to stop making a fool of yourself and how to have a better life. Maybe you just don't wanna be helped. Maybe you just wanna be a man approaching his mid 30s who larps as an anime guy, openly jerks off to Pokemon, and keeps acting like a goofy dumbass online and whining when people laugh at you for it. You do you my spergy dude.
 
"Let this day be a reminder to us all that in our darkest despair, hope can still be found. And when you find it, it can shine bright enough to pierce any darkness."

Just try to come up with a gayer, trying to be real life anime sentence. Try.

I love how he goes on and on about all the wrongs KF did to him, when it was Twitter that tore him to shreds over the catfishing fiasco. They were the ones that wanted him to get cancelled and fuck off forever, not KF. When he went dark KF was the only place that missed him and wanted him back. We're the only community ever that actually wants him around. It's just for amusement but it's more genuine than any other community ready to throw him out at a moments notice.
 
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