1MinuteMan Conspiracy Containment Thread

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This is a thread for you to post any ideas as to who you think 1MM is, whether or not he actually exists, etc. I'll start with a theory of my own:

The current 1MM is OIC using a hijacked name. If you remember when 1MM first appeared, he would actually tip in a way that triggered a pop-up and include a message with each tip. However, the current 1MM tips in exactly the same way as a sock account, a direct PayPal tip with no message. Who do we know who tips like this?

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i know it's retarded and unlikely but i still like to imagine that it's phil either tipping himself in the bathroom or making up a tip to try and incentivize people to donate since they'll be closer to a goal

more than likely though it's just that one megadent that i can never remember the fucking name of. the one who got doxed and then disappeared off the internet but is still obviously orbiting phil
 
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Everyone who thinks he is priming his tips is actually fucking retarded. When is the last time he bought a game? Feels like its been donations and credits for years now. All the systems donated to him. No, no way. Not even him pretending to prime it. Because it mostly peters out at his goal. Thats why he increased his goal, so he at least caps out at ~150.

He said it himself last night. And as much as that fucking moron wants to act like he catches him in his lies, Shinko fucking hates actually catching DSP admitting shit. Phil is too fucking greedy to give his dents even the smallest of a break in their daily tithe.
 
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Idk, people who give wads of money to Philburt are usually obnoxious attention whores so I generally try to pretend they don't exist.

Jaracainofthewind said:
Everyone who thinks he is priming his tips is actually fucking retarded. When is the last time he bought a game? Feels like its been donations and credits for years now. All the systems donated to him. No, no way. Not even him pretending to prime it. Because it mostly peters out at his goal. Thats why he increased his goal, so he at least caps out at ~150.

He said it himself last night. And as much as that fucking moron wants to act like he catches him in his lies, Shinko fucking hates actually catching DSP admitting shit. Phil is too fucking greedy to give his dents even the smallest of a break in their daily tithe.
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They're probably just trying to be optimistic.
I'm sure it's nicer to imagine a world where Phil tips himself rather than acknowledge reality: that there is an endless line of desperate and/or drooling clowns willing to hand money to a droopy old man online if it means getting attention/approval and that so long as there is a dedicated audience of DSP viewers (be they haters or fans) there will always be a new wheelchair willing to fund him.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Everyone who thinks he is priming his tips is actually fucking retarded. When is the last time he bought a game? Feels like its been donations and credits for years now. All the systems donated to him. No, no way. Not even him pretending to prime it. Because it mostly peters out at his goal. Thats why he increased his goal, so he at least caps out at ~150.

He said it himself last night. And as much as that fucking moron wants to act like he catches him in his lies, Shinko fucking hates actually catching DSP admitting shit. Phil is too fucking greedy to give his dents even the smallest of a break in their daily tithe.
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I was pretty against the idea of 1MM being Phil before the rant. Some of us go too far with this shit. Probably just a dent, maybe OIC like someone else said. Now, I'm not so sure. He came off as pretty defensive about it. There was no real reason to even address it from what I saw. He is retarded so that could be why and disregard everything after if that is the answer.

I agree it's to dumb to tip himself, so it would have to be a fake tip he just adds to prime the wheelchairs. But I could make up a half decent thought process for Phil to do this. He is seeing diminishing returns on everything (viewers, memberships, tips) or his addictions are getting worse. How can I get the 70-100 people left that are not trolls to tip more? It's a stretch, but a theory with a bit of merit. I also do not have all the deep lore or spreadsheets on DSP to say one way or the other if the theory makes sense.

It's also odd that 1MM is now doing $20. Not sure how that could fit in.
 
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Soy Dora said:
It's a stretch, but a theory with a bit of merit. I also do not have all the deep lore or spreadsheets on DSP to say one way or the other if the theory makes sense.
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I dunno if you really need all that. But I've been following this dickhead on and off for way too long. And he is so anti-effort. So anti-thought, that I really just have no concept in him having clever ideas. In fact, I will remind you all that his best "perks" for his audience are: giving them a shout out; taking animations from fans, detractors, and famous Hollywood movies; spinning around in his chair; eating fast food in front of his audience; blowing bubbles; putting on a silly hat; putting on a vest; putting on the glasses he really should be wearing; putting lures on a hat.

And look at the way he does all this. The way, FUCK I forgot the Magic 8 ball. But shit go look back at that introduction. The way he brings it up, you can tell it took every fucking inch of his brain to come up with that. No way he primes, that's too much delayed gratification. And what's more, this is a man who declared bankruptcy after sinking 6 digits in a mobile game. And then continued to play the fucking mobile game. Think how much money he could have if he literally rubbed two neurons together, just once.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Everyone who thinks he is priming his tips is actually fucking retarded. When is the last time he bought a game? Feels like its been donations and credits for years now. All the systems donated to him. No, no way. Not even him pretending to prime it. Because it mostly peters out at his goal. Thats why he increased his goal, so he at least caps out at ~150.

He said it himself last night. And as much as that fucking moron wants to act like he catches him in his lies, Shinko fucking hates actually catching DSP admitting shit. Phil is too fucking greedy to give his dents even the smallest of a break in their daily tithe.
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He claims they're donations, like the Series X that someone supposedly bought, left sealed for 8 months then decided to donate anonymously (and it's always anonymously). I suspect he just says this to maintain the narrative he's too poor to afford the things he needs. As for 1MM, I go with the theory it's a long time whale, most likely Jeff, who sends a weekly/monthly amount that they've agreed to show as $25 a day.
 
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DSP "priming" tips is stupid.

People stop tipping as soon as he reaches his goals usually, this idea that filling up that amount with money that doesn't exist is dumb from Phils perspective.

Phil also tends to make more money when things happen. $1000 for a new shower, he gets $1000 from the dents. Flat tyre? $350 from the dents. Huge "chargebacks" or strikes on the channel... Get guessed it, $1000's from the dents.

There's no tactics here, 1MM is real, it's not Phil. It makes no sense for Phil to do this when he could just send a beg tweet and get real money.

1MM is OIC or Planet Jeff, who cares which.
 
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Here's a basic summary of how much 1MM has been tipping on a monthly basis. I included his known socks from early on (SilentBob, Bobbajo, etc.)

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